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percy: i am a straight boy and this is a new life ah yes camp
luke: hi
percy: fuck
demon!shane - a playlist (listen on spotify)
(note: i’ll keep updating with new music, feel free to send suggestions)
alright which one of you fuckers did this
The best thing about being a Slytherin is I can threaten to cry and everyone straightens the fuck up
The worst thing about being a Slytherin is literally I’m always ready to cry
Ryan *opens First Aid Kit*: WHY WOULD YOU FILL IT WITH CHEETOS?
Shane, bleeding out: It was funny at the time
choose your weapon
It occurs to me that there are people who weren’t on this website in 2012 and therefore never saw the magical gif that you can actually hear:
It’s been over five years and that still impresses the hell out of me.
Person A: who the fuck ate all the sour punch bites
Person B: *nervously* idk dude
Person A: hmm
Person A: *kisses person B*
Person B: wh-what was that for!?
Person A: blue raspberries… so you DID eat all the sour punch bites!
Person B: *crying* they were just so good!
Percy: And now..back to..tHIS BITCH THAT HAD A LOT TO SAY ABOUT ME TO KRONOS! LUKE WHAT'S GOOD?!