Visions By Matialonsor

Y/N: I don’t date older men, and you're older than... all men, I think. Alucard, please, leave me alone.

Alucard: Darling, technically, I’m not a man. Haven’t been one for hundreds of years. Besides, I could be a woman if you'd prefer. Do you like older women?

Y/N: What...?

Alucard: What?

When someone has been flirting with your daddy

(^^)

i mean, there’s typecasting

and then there’s playing a version of cinderella’s stepsister four times

four

separate

productions

bonus: 

A concept: mermaids in wheelchairs

if you’re reading this

a lump sum of money is on the way to you

the truth

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Percy: And now..back to..tHIS BITCH THAT HAD A LOT TO SAY ABOUT ME TO KRONOS! LUKE WHAT'S GOOD?!