Black Swan

dude seeing these Mega high quality images of the surface of mars that we now have has me fucked up. Like. Mars is a place. mars is a real actual place where one could hypothetically stand. It is a physical place in the universe. ITS JUST OUT THERE LOOKING LIKE UH IDK A REGULAR OLD DESERT WITH LOTS OF ROCKS BUT ITS A WHOLE OTHER PLANET? 

I call upon the fan fic writing gods to bless you with the perseverance to finish one of your unfinished drafts. 

May your fingers dance along the letters upon your device with ease, may the devil of distraction stay far from you, and may your work not need much editing.

I pass this blessing upon every fan fic writer out there.

When my Mum was pregnant with me she was in the pub and this random creepy elderly woman that nobody ever saw before or since told her that she was going to have a boy and when I was born everyone was like “the creepy lady was wrong” but it turned out I’m trans and THE PUB WITCH WAS RIGHT!

I WAS FORETOLD BY THE PUB WITCH

It’s not that they didn’t know how to, they didn’t want to cause this sounds amazing!

$10 Game Day Food Vs. $456 Game Day Food • Super Bowl 2018

annabeth: [looses thalia in a crowd]

annabeth: this calls drastic measures

annabeth: [yells] LUKE CASTELLAN WASN'T ATTRACTIVE

percy: wHo tHE FUCkinG FUCK JUST SAID THAT

annabeth: wait what

Lotería

hey gamers