Parody Of The Oatmeal’s “How To Hug An Attractive Person” Comic

I get a little bit Genghis Khan I don’t want you to get it on With nobody else but me

Gru is the most powerful being in the universe, and here’s why: according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you Know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat-seeking misses at Gru, he then dodge them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus after this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That’s equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour. I rest my case.

“Victorian Velociraptor with Violets.” Acrylic and liquid gold leaf on Rives BFK. Made by Adam Mazur. 

Part of my roadtrip tool me to Atlanta. And, the Civil Rights Center was amazing. Very powerful. They have this one exhibit where you sit at a lunch counter and close your eyes and put on headphones. And It plays sounds like you are at a sit in and people are yelling. And it times how long you can sit there for. I think i lasted almost a minute before i was almost crying.

It…made its point.

Luke: [standing in a crowded room] Shit, I lost Percy...

Luke: Well this calls for drastic measures...

Luke: [shouts] LUKE CASTELLAN SUCKS!

Percy: [pushing through the crowd] DAMN STRAIGHT HE DOES!!!

Luke: There he is.

Person A: who the fuck ate all the sour punch bites

Person B: *nervously* idk dude

Person A: hmm

Person A: *kisses person B*

Person B: wh-what was that for!?

Person A: blue raspberries… so you DID eat all the sour punch bites!

Person B: *crying* they were just so good!

IMAGINE YOUR OTP #16

*After a fight*

Person A: Babe, open the door...

Person B: NO!

Person A: Babe....

Person B: GO AWAY!!

Person A: *breath in*

Person A: Veronica! Open the- Open the door please! Veronica, open the door!

Person B: *immediately opens door* Goddammit you

tag yourself!!

iced tea- conspiracy theories, hates small talk, still watches cartoons and anime, gives good advice, everyday is an existential crisis

milkshake- underrated humor, listens to lofi hip hop, good at taking photos, only loud around friends, wears oversized shirts

frappucino- the hype friend, has lots of inside jokes, insecure about being too annoying, can sleep anywhere, loves dogs, likes hot showers

soda- always has low storage, wears face masks, procrastinates a lot, rants to friends, the type to cry and say tears are good for the skin

lemonade- self-deprecating jokes, cranky in the mornings, has more internet friends than “real” friends, tries to be organized but can’t

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my mom is bilingual (English and French) and sometimes when she gets REALLY angry she'll start to yell and switch from French to English without noticing. Has that ever happened to you while fighting or something?