Friend: You Should Watch That

Wade: Peter, will you go out with me?

Peter: Sodium.

Wade: What do you mean ‘NA’? I thought you’d say Potassium!

Peter: …You learnt chemistry jokes?

Wade: And I learnt pick up lines! You’re Copper plus Tellurim!

Peter: Cu… plus Te…

Wade: ;)

Peter: I take back my Sodium. Potassium, Wade, Potassium!

–somewhere in the distance–

Tony: …What have I raised…

Cable: Whatever you’ve raised, he’s made a monster.

(Marvel at my humour No.10)

“Victorian Velociraptor with Violets.” Acrylic and liquid gold leaf on Rives BFK. Made by Adam Mazur. 

To all the guys binding this summer

-Jean vests are your best friend they keep you cool and cover your chest.

-Drink large amounts of water. Layers means heat and dehydration.

-If your binder is showing under your tank top, nobody cares. They’ll probably assume its an undershirt or none of their business.

-This wont be forever. One day you will never have to bind again and you’ll be able to swim, run, and wear what ever you want. Keep on keeping on.

“shocker”

https://youtu.be/dnYQqLLNoZ0

Sleepy bird love is the best kind there is.

You wake up with other versions of you from past lives in a white room. A computer in the middle of the room says “please press the START button.” Once pressed, it shows a blueprint for your next life. You and your other versions have to create personality traits and characteristics.

LMAO

When you see it, REBLOG IT.

Luke: [standing in a crowded room] Shit, I lost Percy...

Luke: Well this calls for drastic measures...

Luke: [shouts] LUKE CASTELLAN SUCKS!

Percy: [pushing through the crowd] DAMN STRAIGHT HE DOES!!!

Luke: There he is.