ALL HAIL THE BAGEL HALLELUJAH 🙌

If you showed Carnival Gangle twerking to Toon pomni, she would disintergrate like if one were to display Caine's fat ass upon the wall of the frigid halls of a victorian manor, only for a sickly child to bare witness and keel over from consumption.

Carls mine now, no one can have him

Guess my internet decided to be a prankster today because it just did a stinky poopoo on my modem and left for fucking Tibet

https://twitter.com/Kbearart/status/1433601390429892621

wizard

thats plectronoceras its the first 100% definite cephalopod in the fossil record, wizard friend :)

Have some lettuce you beautiful little guy

basking on your dash

i do unironically think the best artists of our generation are posting to get 20 notes and 3 reblogs btw. that fanfic with like 45 kudos is some of the best stuff ever written. those OCs you carry around have some of the richest backstories and worldbuilding someone has ever seen. please do not think that reaching only a few people when you post means your art isn't worth celebrating.

Guess who’s using this information TO SCARE FAMILY MEMBERS!!! :D

"Centipedes don't fuck" is one of my favorite animal facts. There are plenty of sexually reproducing animals that don't fuck per se (like a lot of fish) but centipedes don't even meet. Males just leave sperm packets lying on the fucking ground and females pick them up and take them home. They don't even hang out

They are also top contenders for “the funniest and most inappropriate name award” alongside the Mountain Chicken and Booby

Dik-dik!

Dik-dik are tiny antelopes, and they like to travel in pairs. I only ever saw them in low light, grazing around the edges of clearings. So I never got a nice photo, but I love them to distraction. They grow up to 16 inches tall, and adults weigh 7-13 pounds.

For comparison, Junior Bonner (the prince of house cats) weighs 16 pounds.

Masai Mara, Kenya, July 2023.

Gupitaro being smushed