Oh, to be a squirrel that halls out of a tree onto a speeding vehicle below...
Hear me out: Antinous with a Jersey accent.
My ass may be chronic but my pain is iconic.
So something that kinda confuses me in EPIC, is when Odysseus and Athena are doing Warrior of the Mind. I thought it was their meeting for the first time, but now with the Wisdom Saga, I know that they knew each other long before that.
I can see it as an inside joke or a game they play when they meet, but otherwise I'm clueless.
I need a website that can find an existing sewing pattern for a cosplay. I want to take a picture of what I want and I want to see a matching pattern.
Who the actual FUCK decided that theoretical math should be a college class?
I don't dress for the male gaze. The male gays dress for me.
I love SIX the Musical with all my heart, but I need people to hear this. Stop. Making. Katherine. Howard. Sexual. I get that she had sex with all these guys, but she was just taken advantage of because she was a literal CHILD.
Make her seem a little more scared in her song because she was a child who couldn't say no.
I can die now.
Jordan Fisher said hey to me and winked.
Me on a Girl Scout trip while eating cookies and watching a Broadway show: Is that cocaine?
(The girl next to me had pulled out a little bag of white rubber bands for their braces)
This was mine
I don’t know what Spotify is trying to tell me but I feel perceived
Question for Service Dog handlers: How does your dog tell you they need to use the bathroom when you're inside for a long time? And how were they taught?
You don't know shame until you are almost crying in Millennium Park because of your body not being able to keep up with the people you are with.
I fucking hate my body.
Good morning
I still feel like a dream
I can't seem to hold things very well and am constantly dropping things.
This is scary.
I don't feel real.
Has anyone else experienced this?
I need help.
I feel like everything is a dream and I can't comprehend what people are saying to me.
My SDIT has helped to ground me, but I still feel extremely dizzy.
I am hallucinating a small, wiggly man
I can't walk in a straight line and an so thirsty.
Am going to bed.
I don't feel real.
Has anyone else experienced this?
I need help.
I feel like everything is a dream and I can't comprehend what people are saying to me.
My SDIT has helped to ground me, but I still feel extremely dizzy.
I am hallucinating a small, wiggly man
I can't walk in a straight line and an so thirsty.
Am going to bed.
Stranger: Ooh, look, a dog.
Me:
Stranger: *makes kissy noises to my dog.*
Me:
Stranger: *BARKS at my dog.*
Me:
Stranger: Oh, it's an emotional support dog.
Me: Actually-
I went to a salon to get my hair done for prom and one of the first things I heard was, "I'm scared of the Children of the Foreskin."
I'm now scared of them too.
I'm okay if America becomes a monarchy as long as Dolly Parton becomes Queen.
My dream aesthetic is a mix of slutty vampire and cottage core pirates.
I wish that music artists released a karaoke version of their song. I guarantee that they would get so many views and would probably make them some money too.
I had a doctor tell me that my hip pain, visual blackouts, dizziness, fatigue, and all my other symptoms were just essential tremors.
Tell me your medical gaslighting story.
Tell me your medical gaslighting story.
Forget the new baby smell. New puppy smell is where it's at.
Me: pulls up to a stop light and the car next to has its windows down, blasting shitty music.
Also Me: Turns my volume to max and plays the Phantom of the Opera Overture to assert dominance.
I am currently watching The Marvels for the first time and all I can say is what the actual fuck were the writers on? Because I would like some.