I'm an introvert until I get so nervous that I can't shut up and become an extrovert.
Just had a nurse say she was living life on the edge by shopping in the Old Navy clearance section.
I went to a salon to get my hair done for prom and one of the first things I heard was, "I'm scared of the Children of the Foreskin."
I'm now scared of them too.
Thanks but naw man, I'm good.
you should probably go to bed
Omg, Hi!
HIII
Forget the new baby smell. New puppy smell is where it's at.
Circe will commit war crimes for Cheerios
Everyone is preparing me for the day I get better.
No one is preparing me for when it's not.
Pro tip for my cold babes - put a glass jar of water on a candle warmer and whenever you get cold, put your hands on that. It feels so warm - but not too hot. For an added bonus, put some essential oil in there to make the room smell good.
I have a really safe candle warmer that is away from my dog and I can leave it running for a few days at a time without burning my house down!
If you want to try this, make sure to do a trial run by monitoring it to know if it gets too hot.