I Need To See Odysseus Suplex A Suitor And Make A Comment About His Wife.

The best memories are captured by the shittiest camera.

"Great minds think alike but the greater one says it first"

I thought of this to try and make myself sound wise in 5th grade and haven't stopped using this phrase.

Just accidentally swallowed a pea whole and saw my life flash before my eyes.

I'm okay if America becomes a monarchy as long as Dolly Parton becomes Queen.

I just sneezed and my ass crack popped

anna: oh no there's a cockroach

jane: ew, take off your shoe and kill it

anna: *takes off her shoe and kills it with her bare foot*

jane: OH MY FUCKING GOD

My ass may be chronic but my pain is iconic.

@ask-and-i-answer I'm sorry. Are we still getting married? Please say yes. 🥺🙏🫰

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This is beautiful...

Wearing Tang dynasty style hanfu and playing a Phantom of the Opera medley on traditional Chinese instruments.

Instrument labels added by me :)

Does anybody else get dizzy or have symptoms flare when saying prayers?

At my family Christmas lunch, we all said a prayer before we ate, and it made me so dizzy and nauseous that I couldn't eat much.