I’m Half Tempted To Make An AU Were By ( Yet To Be Thought Through circumstances) Curt

Fungus rat

may fix colours later

1 more day until they reunite…

honk honk

skitters towards you

i feel like we as a digital society have forgotten the important rules of the internet

Don't feed the trolls

Never give out personal information

Anonymity is the best defense

Don't click suspicious links

Don't click popups and ads

Just because it's written doesn't mean it's true

You are responsible for your own experience

There is porn of everything, act accordingly

this is actually so funny. imagining garth quipping and contributing to the conversation in his head cause he forgot the rest of the teen titans can't pick up on his telepathy

!!!!!!!his name is Gourdon!!

prompt idea where bad guys kidnap Captain Marvel and put him under a truth serum live on television. JL are desperately searching for Marvel's location while watching, fearing Marvel's livelyhood will be put at stake! but then...

Villain approaches Marvel with a smirk, "Tell me big red cheese, where do you live!"

Captain Marvel, "Oh dude im homeless!"

And literally like the interogation ends as quickly as it started because WHAT

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villain: "wait so you... where do you sleep...?"

billy: "Outside, nice ol' comfy concrete."

villain: "Dont you have like.. a job?"

billy: "Does heroism count?"

villain: "....No."

the villain doesn't even continue cause he feels bad like damn end of broadcast dude.

the plumber guide to osmosiansism

here is the fascinating thing about growing older: it always happens too fast

a blink, and you're 11. 13. 15. 16.

17.

Here's the thing.

At least you get a few years for it. You experience the time as it goes.

Jonathan Kent did not get such a reprieve.

It is over far too fast.

Puberty is hard. An experience. A transitioning, a rite of passage into something newer and terrifying.

Kyptonians aren't quite humans, you know?

Good thing Jon isn't quite either.

Walking is hard. His legs are too long for his body. (They're not. His body is too big for him now. Stretched and growing without him.)

He has to navigate through familiar rooms with unfamiliar dimensions- duck your head or you'll hit that doorway. Don't make that step or you'll stub your toe on that chair that used to be so much further away.

It doesn't hurt him, no.

Something stings.

(It's not his body.)

Some people are forced to grow up too fast.

This isn't quite his body anymore.