Immoral Thread, So Weak

you see people describing themselves as "loving food" or "loving music" and you scoff because who doesn't? and then it turns out there's people who genuinely do live in silence with a mayonnaise sandwich for every meal. world is so vast

I'm just saying, Arthur could break the fingers of the hand that John controls

Best reaction to Malevolent 52

Just occurred to me that Kayne would probably be the one saying that, he’s watching his life like a movie, but for a second time and he knows what is gonna happen

Malevolent AU where everytime there’s foreshadowing there’s a whispering voice, that only Arthur can hear that just says “well, about that” or “foreshadowing be like” and every time Arthur just stares at The Invisible Camera like

*insert visibly scared and concerned expression*

Malevolent 46 The Unclean Spoiler reaction under cut

Arthur for the love of GOD do not drink that shit oh my godd can we get Yorick in the chat to talk some sense into this guy

my favourite part of the wager is when kayne said “its wagerin time” and then wagered all over

He died doing what he loved. Being fatally injured.

camp here and there fans pspspsps i have a huge question.

okay. so. when you guys read the acronym “chnt” do you read it as “camp here and there” or the letters “c h n t” because my friends and i keep pronouncing it phonetically. like. chint. but less “i” sound? i guess?? I CANT BE ALONE IN THIS PLEASE PLEASE PLE

every time I think about my gender I get confused so I simply stopped thinking about it. it is not my problem

arthur’s hear me out cake but it’s just an alcoholic priest, a hitman who tried to murder him, and a shard of a god who took his eyes