𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 (𝐦)

#you’re my honeybunch, sugarplum

—what are the endearments that they call you?

CHARACTERS. Zhongli, Xiao, Venti, Thoma, Scaramouche, Kazuha, Kaeya, Gorou, Diluc, Childe, Ayato, Albedo, Aether; gn! Reader

THEMES. fluff! domestic. suggestive (and slightly possessive) on scara! mentions of marriage in a very few parts.

NOTES. so this is just an experiment where i write the names in reverse instead of alphabetically. which one do you guys like more? also, all my aether works are going to be abyss!aether in general so yes if i don’t find abyss!aether i’m gonna make abyss!aether. also the song i placed on the title is so cute i literally just saw the real lyrics like earlier hahaha

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“Dearest” is when ZHONGLI soothes you when you’re stressed over a vendor who was scolding him after he came out without a wallet, hand rubbing on your shoulders or wrapping themselves on your waist, trying to usher you away for the fight not to escalate further. But when it does, one look from him is enough for the others to cower away at the intensity they hold despite not knowing his true identity. While “sweetheart” is whenever you two were on bed, relishing each other’s presence and letting the dream world embrace you both. Even if he doesn’t need sleep, you are the one whom he needs—much more than you could’ve ever imagined coming from a divine being such as he.

“It’s time to close your eyes, sweetheart,” he smiles at you lovingly, “I wish you a goodnight, dearest.”

XIAO slips a “(my) angel” whenever he thinks you’re asleep. There are times that you hear it but mostly it’s late at night and you couldn’t wait for him anymore. With a brush of his bare hand over your hair or your cheek, or whenever he was in a moment of being afraid to unconsciously hurt you, he places them above your leg, covered by the blanket where he knows he could not unconsciously cause you harm. Longing, such an unnecessariness for an Adeptus, but it was the very same picture on his eyes, glittering beneath the glow of the moonlight where he knew only he could see these emotions he says he failed to have.

“Go sleep, my angel, I’ll be here,” he brings his hand on top of your skin—bare, ungloved, just as how he is with his feelings, “May your dreams be of peace and the dark shall leave you be.”

VENTI calls you by many endearments. He’s called you “windblume,” “my love,” “my darling,” “my sweet flower,” and a variety of others even if it was just in one sentence. You might even hear him often call you “Hey there, lover!”. However, his favorite is when he calls you “my muse”. There is something rather special about that call—as a bard himself, and also as someone who appreciates you from the inside and out. He thinks you save him just by existing—you are his inspiration, and he wants you to know that each and every time he calls you his muse.

“Have you got any other else to do today, my muse? Care to join me for a trip in Dadaupa Gorge?”

THOMA is rather convinced he’ll marry you in the future. His favorite endearment to call you is “honey.” However, he also thinks that when you two have gotten married, he’ll want to call you “wifey/hubby” just to joke around with you, or tease you whenever he wants to. But what you don’t know is that these are actually what he truly feels on the inside—he wants you not only for now, but if you’d give him the freedom to choose, he’d choose a life of eternity with you on it.

“Honey, can you pass me the salt, please? Yes, this is Dry-Braised Salted Fish. Do you want me to cook anything else?”

Very rarely does SCARAMOUCHE ever call you an endearment. The most he’d call you is “mine,” probably, when he’s feeling extra possessive due to stress or being pushed into the corner. He mutters it in between his kisses or when he nibbles on your skin, trailing his lips where he deems anyone could see just so he could not only prove it to you but to others as well. When he’s feeling confident and teasing, however, he calls you “darling” with a smirk on his face, knowing full well he has caught you off-guard and loving the way you fluster beneath him.

“Hm? You tired, darling? I thought you’d like to take me on top of Starsnatch Cliff?” he smirks, “What? Want me to carry you or something?”

KAZUHA calls you by the things you remind him of. “Dove,” “angel,” “flower,” “sunshine,” or even “butterfly.” It varies, most of the time, for the lips of a poet is something to be wary of—sweet, like a teeth-rotting candy or a chocolate bar you receive in a Trick of Treat. He makes it his mission to make your heart flutter even as seasons pass by, or when you both grow old. He hopes that it would be enough, at least, for you to stay, flying on the winds with him, high above the clouds, soaring like two love birds fated for each other.

“What must be on your mind, dove? Care to share it to me?”

KAEYA calls you “babe” most, if not all the time. It’s been like that probably even before you two had gotten together. It’s something that both he and you had gotten used to that it’s quite difficult to even imagine if he calls you with anything but “babe,” especially in moments that he surely knows he will. Perhaps, this is what he wishes for—consistency, to stay as it is and never falter away. He wanted it not to.

“You coming with, babe?” he muses, “What now? Are you neglecting your own boyfriend-Ow,” he chuckles, “Alright, alright, groceries first before Angel’s Share, as promised.”

“Love” is when GOROU and you were still a couple, but he dreams of calling you “honey” when he settles with you in the future. It’s sort of traditional for the people of Inazuma to call their spouses with “honey,” based on what he’d observed. He’s fairly affectionate, not afraid of showing them to you even if others are present. His tone, his voice, his eyes; how different they were whenever he calls you “love.” He is certain about this—this relationship that is deemed to be everlasting and boundless. “Love” is what he feels for you, forever, and probably always.

“Love, there is no need to worry,” he softly says as he reaches and presses a kiss on your forehead, “I will go back home safe. I promise.”

DILUC calls you “my love,” but every time you were in public—only during the first few months of being with you, he was still hesitant about it. However as time passed on, it slips out of his mouth easier than it was before, even if other people are present around both of you. In times that this occurs, vendors still couldn’t believe that this young bachelor had finally found the person whom he could finally see himself with to have the courage to step a foot forward and be proud of it. No one else could’ve imagined this moment would come, even him. Yet it did, with you.

“Are these all you need, my love? Why do you need all these ingredients?” “For dinner tonight, I see. Must you need more?”

CHILDE refers to you as “baby” or “babe” or “lovely.” It’s a match between the two of you—who gets to fluster the other more, who will falter first into a fit of embarrassment. There was never a true winner for the both of you, you were each other’s strength and weakness, yet he didn’t mind that. He could tease you all you like, but you could do the same to him.

“Hey there, lovely,” he greets you with an embrace from behind leaving a chaste kiss on your cheek as he brought his chin on your shoulder, “What is for dinner today? Do you want me to help?”

“Honey” is when AYATO and you are in the privacy of your home, whereas he could act however he wants without being judged nor talked about by others. “My dear” is when you two were out and about—a very rare instance but he insists for your sake, that he’s not a bad boyfriend to not take you on dates like any lover should. He makes it sound so easy, so smooth; as if his voice was made of finest silk, giving them to you and making your heart skip a beat or two.

“Must you really tempt me away from my work, honey?” he smiles as he pulls you on his lap and lets you encircle your own arms on his neck while his were on your waist, “Perhaps I may take a short break for my dear. What is it that you’d like to do, hm?”

ALBEDO has a knack of whispering “darling” next to your ear and seeing what your reaction would be. He has a small smile on his face and maybe even a release of a soft chuckle, his breath fanning themselves on your skin below your ear before adoringly pressing a chaste kiss on them. Physics is when an unconscious pull brings him to you and Chemistry is when he finds himself amused with whatever you do, even if they’re not what he expected them to be most of the time.

“Busy, darling?” he does it again, his hand carefully placing itself on your shoulder as he lands a kiss on your temple, “Always the hardworker. Can I really not persuade you to look at me for a little while?”

AETHER, at first, refuses to call you with an endearment, in fear of you getting attached to him and you both hurting in the process. He cannot handle falling for you and losing you again. Now, however, he tends to call you “beloved,” never failing to always look you in the eye and communicate his love and care for you. Home was where he and his sister were before, but now, he found another person who could truly understand him no matter who he is, was, or will be. You will stay with him, he knows you will.

“Feeling alright, beloved?” he caresses your cheek, eyes focused on yours, always holding the same care as it did to any other he feels them for, “Tell me what you need and I’ll give them to you. Anything.”

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genshin men as types of valorant/video game players

𓂅 genre: modern streamer! scaramouche, childe, kaeya, itto, xiao, albedo, diluc, thoma, venti, kazuha, dainsleif, and zhongli x gn! reader crack

𓂅 warnings: none

𓂅 summary: as populer streamers in the gaming community, how do the genshin boys act in their games?

𓂅 note: this just popped up in my head and i really wanted to write it down. these hcs are formatted and written a lil differently since i was too tired to write hcs separately for all the characters. also there's literally nothing in this fic aside from crack so i hope this makes you laugh or you enjoy this in some type of way LMFAO. HAVE A GOOD DAY YALL <3

the lowkey toxic ones who taunt or shit talk you in party voice chat when you miss a kill or fail to clutch. they're the ones who sound so cocky and confident despite doing worse or just a tiny bit better than you. he loves affectionately bullying you but god bless and good luck to whoever else tries to attack you.

scaramouche, kaeya, childe, itto

the pros who don't talk a lot in party voice chat. they carry you throughout the game and prefer to type in chat instead. when they've had enough, the most they'll speak is to irritatedly ask you "what were you thinking?" when you do something off. 

xiao, albedo, diluc

the nice people <33 spreads the best vibes around the team no matter how bad or how good you're playing. this person is everyone's personal hype man. always goes "nice try (y/n), you'll get them next time!" or "good game everyone!".

thoma, itto, venti

the quiet ones who are okay at the game. very calm, collected, and respectful whenever they're playing with anyone. they always have your back and it's a very peaceful experience to get to play with someone like them.

kazuha, xiao, albedo, diluc, dainsleif

the trolls who do the dumbest shit because they either just feel like it or they wanna get on your nerves 💀.

venti, childe, kaeya

needs you to teach him how to play everytime and rarely ever plays.

zhongli

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**format for this post was inspired by @/starglitterz one basketball post ^^

© withloveajaxx 2022. please do not copy, plagarize, or translate in any way.

#are you giving me a gift?

—what gift would they buy you for Christmas/the holidays?

CHARACTERS. women edition. Ayaka, Beidou, Ei, Eula, Ganyu, Hu Tao, Jean, Keqing, Lisa, Mona, Ningguang, Yae; gn! Reader

THEMES. more chara analysis but they’re fluffy tho!

NOTES. these are quite shorter than i originally do the other multi-hc’s but it’s going to be like this for the other version as well hehe. enjoy enjoy!

AYAKA would give you a sword—a katana, specifically, one that is intricately made and also has a hilt that resembles you a lot. A flower if you liked them, or maybe a symbol for your own Vision. Whatever it was, she wants you to know that her gift is custom-made, just for you.

BEIDOU would give you a matching eye-patch—yes, even if you didn’t need it. She noticed that you sometimes kept on staring at her own so she brought you one also! That’s her reasoning, anyway. To be quite honest, she just wanted to see you with one as well and ingrain the image in her memory.

EI would give you a cake, or maybe your favorite food. It’s a bought item, however. She cannot bake or cook one herself so she probably asked for someone else’s help or she bought it at the finest shop there is in Inazuma.

EULA would give you a glove, especially if you insist on joining her in her journeys, most specifically if they involved Dragonspine. However, it is also proven useful if it’s during the cold seasons in Monstadt. The thing is, she probably brought one herself, she’s just too shy to bring it out that it remained in her pocket or room.

GANYU would give you a perfume, concocted personally by Ying’er. She actually got the idea from Baishi, Baiwen and Baixiao, saying that whatever is made by Ying’er will definitely be something the receiver would like.

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#i miss you very much, my love

—tell-tale signs of them missing you / what do they do when they’re missing you.

CHARACTERS. Zhongli, Xiao, Venti, Thoma, Scaramouche, Kazuha, Kaeya, Gorou, Diluc, Childe, Ayato, Albedo, (Abyss) Aether

THEMES. Implied established relationship, hurt/comfort.

NOTES. there is no indication if the reader died, left them, or maybe is just out traveling :))) it’s your decision how to think of this one. I did not expect this to be angsty but alas, it is. I meant this to be comfort, actually, who hurt me lmao.

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ZHONGLI frequently strolls around the streets of Liyue; day in or day out, he walks and walks. Every time the other people, specifically the vendors would see and recognize him, they knew what was missing and what seemed to be the problem—you, you were not with him. He looks the same on the outside; respectful, dignified, and standing tall. Yet they could never fail to miss the certain glow on his eyes, his face, and his smile whenever you stood beside him. Unknown to them, however, he had got more time in the world to wait for you. So until then, he’d wait for your return as he walks along the streets of his land, waits for the time he could finally gaze upon your beauty once again; may it be under the sun or the stars from above.

XIAO asks for two plates of Almond Tofu—which is quite unusual of him since he never had that much of an appetite before, especially mortal food. Silence had always been his company, not until you came along. You brought him the voices of humans; who they were, what they were good of, what was the light hidden amongst the darkness that he had always seen. You gave him hope and the reason for people to love him—for him to appreciate himself more. His purpose was not just to protect all of Liyue, but he became someone for you, and the same can be said with you to him. He longs for the day you come back, and until you do, he has two plates of Almond Tofu; one for you, one for him. This is a symbol of him waiting for you, and until then, he will continue to do so, no matter how long it takes.

VENTI stays at home even if he’s longing for Dandelion Wine in the evenings when he’s all alone. He waits for your arrival, hopes that this night would be the night you come home and kiss him, hug him, cuddle with him. It all seems so foreign for him to be all alone once again, but it seemed he should get used to it by now. Not long after your absence, he finds himself swallowed up by loneliness, the words falling out of his lips like a cry—but it was tuned, with a melody that seemed to have resembled like a plea, begging for you to come back soon.

THOMA is often seen by the docks, staring far off into the ocean. One can tell that if they talk to him, he wouldn’t be able to give them the attention he so often gives to others. He is very well known to the Inazumans, which is why when he goes in a state like this, they would surely know what seems to be on his mind. You, of course. Your relationship with the Retainer of the Kamisato Clan is not that much of a secret. Contrary to that, everybody knew about it. When he stands by the docks, seemingly awaiting someone, or when people see him looking forlorn despite being surrounded by the strays on the place where he usually goes, they knew. He was missing you. And despite being able to always help everyone else, there seems to be no one who could do the same to him.

SCARAMOUCHE asks his subordinates if there’s any news from you. They would often scramble to their feet, trying to get to where he is when he calls, only to be asked “Anything from Y/n yet?” Most of them would complain whenever this happens to them, but even if they do, it doesn’t really affect SCARAMOUCHE. What’s more, is that he’s more out of it, really. Instead of getting annoyed than usual, he’s more… tame, so to speak. Damn. Why can’t you leave his mind already? He’s aware of what his lackeys are thinking—that you were able to reduce him into this kind of person; searching for your presence until he’s sure that you’re safe within his arm’s reach.

KAZUHA is more silent. Beidou and the Crew could only tease him about it for a while, only for it to backfire due to him being quite good with words. “Well, of course, I miss them. What sort of lover would I be if I don’t?” he will say. However, despite the lightness and ease in his words, it was quite the opposite of the pressure on his chest, and the lack of enthusiasm with the sight of the beautiful view ahead of him. What he seeks is you, and he has no other company but his words and the wind, to comfort him in this time of need. He doesn’t dwell on these feelings quite obviously, but only his soul would be testament to how much longing he could take before he couldn’t anymore.

KAEYA talks more, this is why it’s fairly obvious to other people what he was feeling, especially with you not beside him. Despite his best efforts to attempt to hide the secrecy of his emotions, to encase it in ice, not to be freed and seen, people knew nonetheless. And even if he realizes this himself, he continues to pretend and act like he was okay, like everything was fine and nothing changed since you left. Such a shame, really. How he forces the truth in other people’s minds and his, but the hollowness in his heart continues to stay as it was—empty. Like who he truly was without you.

GOROU buries his nose on your pillow and sleeps on it, or maybe hugs it and the scent that you left off of there lulls him to sleep. It has been so long that he has been alone that he could never truly remember what it felt like anymore before you left. Everything felt so new again as if you had been fixated and remained permanent in his life. He seeks for your presence, and he could only find it with the clothes you left, or the pillow that remained empty on the nights he returns home. Home… it doesn’t even feel like one anymore without you.

DILUC drowns himself in his work. He finds comfort on a busy day, to disrupt his thoughts of you from plaguing his mind, making him corrupted of memories of when you were there, supporting him, getting him through work without making him feel exhausted afterward. But he does it again—over and over again, he thinks about you. The more he does think about you, the more he works. The bags under his eyes, the weariness of his voice, and the slump on his shoulders. No one has the heart or courage to speak up, because they knew he would only close up, return back to the old him when you still weren’t there in his life to brighten it up.

CHILDE is rather antsy, which results in him getting quite messy and irresponsible in his work. It frustrates him, but he doesn’t want to show it in front of other people, especially his subordinates. You are his strength, but you’re also his weakness as well. That is a fact he came to realize before you two had even gotten into a relationship, Yet, he accepted the challenge because he loved you—he has genuine feelings for you. It’s funny, right? A Harbinger, someone who inflicts pain to anyone, being hurt because of love. How childish, the others of his same occupation would think. But he’s proud of this relationship, of you. And he’s a mess without you, which is why you need to go back—you need to come back into his arms and make him feel whole again.

AYATO will often be seen waiting. By the lounge of the Kamisato residence, or maybe by the garden, sometimes strolling around, which will make his sibling, Ayaka, see him often. This will be a recurring habit of his, to await your return since he was too preoccupied to do his work. He will still do what he needs to, but whenever he had the chance, he waits patiently for your return. He’s selfish, he wants to see you first, to greet you first, to embrace you in his arms first. So please, just come back to him—that is his only prayer every single day.

ALBEDO works more to the point of overworking himself, much like Diluc. The only difference is that ALBEDO does this because he has no one to tell him to stop, to rest for a while—that was how convincing you were. You knew how to coax him into doing something someone like him doesn’t really need, but seeing how much you cared for him and his health, he will do so. Actually, he may even have a note by his desk, one that has your handwriting, reminding him to “Take a rest, my love.” He’d read it with your voice in his mind, making him smile unconsciously and stare at the note for a little while longer.

AETHER will try to find you. Even if he doesn’t look like it because he still does what he should while in the process of finding you, he made an oath with himself to do so, wherever you may be. He has faith that you and he will meet again. To gods be damned. The stars will one day align and make him see your eyes which he so longed for in the days you were gone.

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#little things they do when they say i love you

CHARACTERS. Albedo, Childe, Diluc, Gorou, Kaeya, Kazuha, Scaramouche, Thoma, Venti, Xiao, Zhongli

THEMES. fluff! domestic kind of? established relationship, maybe very very light suggestive

NOTES. this actually a headcanon i thought of before but it’s on another (anime) blog of mine i just thought i should incorporate it here (genshin) too. for those who recognized this, yes i owned that blog long hope you enjoy reading this~ figured i should do fluff after the pure angst i posted hahaha

ALBEDO looks at you with a specific kind of expression that you’d know what the next few words would be. Eyes sparkling with affection and a gentle smile seemingly plastered on his lips, as if he couldn’t control the urge to do so as he gazed at you like that for a few seconds. One, two, three, “I love you so much, darling,” he says, alas, the bomb has set off.

CHILDE doesn’t say it often but he does make sure he will. He says it when there is a strong urge of emotional connection between you, when he feels that bubble in his chest, waiting for him to strike it with a blow of words. His expression varies as well, depending on what occasion or situation you were both on. Passionate and fiery, or solemn and peaceful. No matter what, he’s ready to say it, even if it’s the last thing he does.

DILUC also doesn’t say it often, way less than Childe, but whenever he does, it’s not just based on impulse. It was well-thought of, unrelenting, true. “I love you,” are words he whispers every night when you’re asleep, overtaken by slumber to wait for his arrival back in your arms. He says it again when he pulls you to his form, kissing the crown of your head as he does.

GOROU isn’t afraid of saying those words even with the presence of others. He loves you, you love him, what seems to be the procblem? He’s very affectionate most of the time so it’s quite difficult to know when he’ll say them because he sometimes blurts it out and you’ll never see it coming. “My love,” he grins as he peeks onto your eyes, making sure you will look at him before he leans in his head to your cheeks, rubbing off his cheeks then his hair and his ears. This prompts a giggle from you, and he slightly leans away to meet your away again, “I love you!” he declares and presses a kiss on your cheek.

KAEYA says it between his teases; “You know how much I love you, babe,” “Have I ever told you I love you?,” “That was good. I love you, you know that, right?” And despite its facade, he meant it with his heart and soul. It’s not something that he says just to anyone with those gentle smile and the affectionate way he rubbed the juncture between your thumb and index. He knows when he’s in love, and he surely does to you.

KAZUHA writes it in his poems or haikus. However when he does vocalize it, there is never a similar way of him saying it, he’s quite unreadable too. You’ll never know his true intentions until he has done it. One day he had gently taken your hand, kissing the back of your palm and traced his way up with gentle kisses, and when he was inches away from your face his other hand softly caressed your cheek before saying “You truly have a hold on me, dove. I love you very much.”

SCARAMOUCHE rarely says those three words and doesn’t really find the necessity to. However, of course there were those times that he does, and during these moments, the world turns… silent. You’ll literally feel it; the tension rising in the air, his eyes staring into yours that it’s basically unreadable; he looked hesitant, but confident at the same time—is it possible? Yes. The situation would even make you want to ask him if he wants to say something, and then he just says it, blurts it out as if it slipped from his lips. His eyes widen and he looks away for a bit, only to return his gaze with a small pout. “That’s what I want to say. I can’t help it.”

THOMA seems like the type to say it often, but only when it’s just you and him. Those words are for you and you alone, and he wants you to be selfish of it no matter what. He places himself behind you, wrapping his arms as he leans on the side of your face. Sometimes, when he feels like it, he’d pepper kisses on the juncture by your neck, or that he suddenly says, “I love you,” fondness in his tone as he presses you even more to his chest, letting you feel the warmth that radiates off of him.

VENTI sings it in his songs, sometimes even sings it to you with just the words, “I love you, I love you.” He says those words with every chance he got. Out of everyone in this list, he is probably the one who says it the most. Everyone is basically used to seeing him just strum on his lyre as he leans back, his head suddenly on your shoulder or just to look at you behind him as he says those words.

XIAO has a hard time saying them to you, but he’s not afraid of showing them. Nonetheless, there are very rare times when he does say them and it will always leave you breathless when he does. Closing his eyes as he leans over you, pressing your foreheads together, seated next to each other. It takes a lot from him to initiate actions like these, but over the years, he had learned and adapted, his own body betraying himself from doing such mortal actions. “I’ll return to you, I love you,” he says, but they were enough for your shoulders to ease and so did his. He then leans away gently to kiss your forehead this time, a silent promise of the future that no one will ever be sure of.

ZHONGLI always says it at the perfect time. When you never even thought of needing it, he was there to say it to you. Whenever he does though, the thing that he usually does is hold you. Your hand, your form, your face—he holds you tenderly, gingerly, treating you like you were the finest jade he had ever seen. “Beloved,” he calls you, his fingers on your chin, holding it up softly as you are perched on his lap, hands on his chest. The moment you look into his eyes, he’d smile—he always has one when he’s about to say it, a look of adoration as another hand raises to trace the side of your face, “you are so beautiful. Inside and out. Everyday I love you even more.”

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How are they with their pregnant partner? Part 2

Diluc, Zhongli, Kaeya, Xiao, Venti, Albedo, Kazuha, Childe : HERE

Synopsis: Pregnant, your husband/partner is over the moon. But how would he take care of you during pregnancy?

Style: Cute, fluffy, feminine reader. A little bonus

Bonus NSFW (18+) I remind minors to avoid reading this kind of content.

Alert: May contain story spoilers for some characters.

Characters: Scaramouche, Dainsleif, Thomas.

Note: For this headcanons, I assume that the reader is of age and that she is in a relationship for a while with the genshin boy!

SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER

For Scaramouche, I'm going to ask you to have an open mind!

I know that he is a puppet created by shogun Raiden, and in the logic of things, it is impossible for him to have children. But let's imagine for a moment that it is possible?

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In a state of shock...

Him, a father? Unimaginable, unthinkable. He knew he was cruel, unmanageable, close to madness. Apart from you, everyone who was close to him was afraid of him. So a child... He felt incapable of it. Unworthy. He'd run away from you for days or weeks at a time. He wasn't angry. He was scared. An unusual feeling for him, and yet one that had been raging in his heart more and more since he met you...

But having you by his side had become essential to his life. You had softened his heart of stone, washed his hands of the blood of the innocents he had killed, forgiven all his faults and accepted his love. He will come back to you, without apology, without words. He will simply take you in his arms, his limbs trembling and his face buried in the hollow of your neck. His heart will tear at the sounds of your sobs, yet he will remain silent, content to soothe your fears with gentle caresses on your back.

"Don't ever leave, you fool..." - He smiled into your neck. You were the only person he would allow to call him an idiot without him getting angry. Slowly pulling away from your embrace, Scaramouche brought your face closer to his to seal your lips together. Protecting you both had become his one and only goal. The Fatui, the Tsaritsa, the gnosis, all that was no longer important.

Since that day, Scaramouche had literally changed. He was more considerate, more gentle than he had ever been. He didn't want to rush you or scare you as he sometimes did in the past. Of course, he was still the same arrogant, proud and cruel man with his subordinates, scaring them even more if one of them had the audacity to approach you. Scaramouche wanted to keep you away from them as much as possible.

Morning sickness is hell for you and for him. He doesn't hide the fact that he finds it disgusting, but he doesn't want to run away from his responsibilities and decides to stay by your side to support you. He'll massage your back while you bend your head in the toilet. He'll hold your hair back until your nausea subsides.

He'll catch you on your way home from work one day, looking at yourself in the mirror with your hands on your slightly rounded belly. He will admire you for a long time, your cheeks slightly pink. He thought you were beautiful.

Slowly, he would come closer to you, wrapping his arms around your stomach and resting his head on your shoulder. He would look at you through the mirror with eyes shining with admiration.

How many times has he caught you sneaking a few sweets? He has stopped counting.

Every time he sees you with your mouth full of three-colored dango or cherry blossom mochi, he can't help but scold you, snatching the source of his anger from your hands before throwing them in the trash. No matter how teary-eyed you are, Scaramouche is thinking of your health first. The excuse, "I'm eating for two," doesn't work with him. He will buy you some fruit to compensate.

He will force you to rest if you overexert yourself. He doesn't want you to have a miscarriage...

Scaramouche will take advantage of your sleep to caress your belly with a tender eye. Sitting on the edge of the bed, right next to you, he can't help but imagine what his child might look like. Will it be a girl? A boy maybe? No matter... he wanted to meet this child growing in your belly... His child.

He would let you sit on his lap while he worked at home. More and more often, you demand his attention, and while he may occasionally complain that you are unbearably clingy and awkward, he won't be able to resist caressing your thighs and round belly with a slight smile on his face.

The first time you grabbed his hands roughly to put them on your belly, Scaramouche looked at you with round and worried eyes. He didn't understand what had disturbed you so much and he was even afraid that something had happened to the baby. It is when he feels his child moving that he will understand. His eyes would wander between you and your belly. He would never be able to hide the immense joy that took possession of him at that moment.

You will be surprised to see that he leaves work earlier and earlier to spend the afternoon or the evening with you. You will also notice that the rounder your belly is, the more you will find his hands on it, caressing it with tenderness.

Scaramouche has everything to learn. But he will do his best to be a good father to his child. He loves you, both of you, far more than his own life.

Bonus NSFW:

He is a man in constant need. Since he knows you're carrying his child, lust has taken hold of him. At the beginning of your pregnancy, he won't dare claim you, but once he sees that you're literally throwing yourself at him once he's home, there's no stopping him. He won't even take the time to undress you. He wants to make you his. Now.

Even though he's about to lose his footing, he'll always be careful not to hurt you. His hands will protect you from the hard surfaces he places you on. Since your first time, Scaramouche has always made a point of preparing you before you greet him. His fingers will slowly go back and forth inside your femininity. Since you are pregnant, he will take his time to lubricate your walls, whether it is you or his baby, he does not want to hurt you.

Since you didn't give him time to get home properly, he'll pin you to the wall in the hallway, exposing your buttocks to his lustful gaze. As soon as you're ready for him, Scaramouche will unbutton his shorts to release his wildly hardened member. His hands on your hips, he would penetrate you with a tortuous slowness. Your back being slightly leaned forward, Scaramouche began without waiting to hammer you in a perfect angle. Your hands, leaning against the wall, allowed you to welcome with more ease his hip thrusts.

Scaramouche will not be able to prevent his hands from caressing your belly, replacing them as soon as possible by his lips as soon as your position allows it.

He will make you cum several times without even realizing it. Too focused on his own desires to take in the friction of your walls, he would continue to harass your G-spot until he finally cum inside you, taking you one last time to nirvana.

You usually end up in your bed, he doesn't want to wear you out too much... You'll be amazed at how well he takes care of you after sex, even if he can't help but throw a few digs at you when he sees your drowsy state. It's your fault after all, you're so cute.

Dain would remain silent for a long time, his eyes fixed on you as if he hadn't really understood what you had just told him.

Pregnant? Had he heard right? After so many centuries alone, he had finally found his other half and now you were telling him he was going to be a father? He would not know how to express the happiness that ravaged his heart. So to compensate for his lack of words, he would take you in his arms for a soft and warm embrace.

"Are you happy Dain?" His face buried in your hair, he kissed your head as he tightened his arms around you. You could feel him shaking against you. "More than you can imagine...". You stayed in each other's arms for a long time, calming his body with gentle caresses.

He loved you, you were so precious to him. He was going to create a family with you.

Dainsleif would prioritize your pregnancy over his mission. Skilled with his hands, he would build a house on the shores of Liyue, leaving you to rest at the Wangshu Inn while his work took shape. He wants this house to be a place of serenity and rest for you both. He would not forgive himself if your pregnancy went wrong...

If you are hungry or have a sudden craving for some food, Dainsleif will do his best to prepare it for you. He loves to see your expressions of pleasure when you eat his homemade food.

Just imagine him cooking, with an apron around his hips and his sleeves rolled up... He's already the perfect husband and father.

When you're lying on the couch or bed, Dain will come and sit beside you. His hands will caress your belly with tenderness, while a thin smile lights up his face. Invite him to rest his head on your belly so he can feel his child better, a sigh of pure happiness will escape him the moment his cheek touches your skin. He can't help but place a kiss on your belly.

Dain will be very protective without being invasive throughout your pregnancy. He won't treat you like you're made of sugar, but he will take care of you with more rigor than before.

As soon as your belly takes shape, he will start talking to his baby with tenderness. Dain will even hum a few forgotten Khaenri'ah tunes, lulling you too in the process. He loves to tell stories of the past to his child, his voice is so soft when he does so.

It is when he speaks to his child that he will feel for the first time the movements of his child against your belly. A soft smile stretched his lips as he pulled his face away from your belly. "Is daddy tiring you?" You laughed at his remark, reassuring him immediately after. How could he think he was tiring his child when his voice was so soft and soothing? You were convinced that, on the contrary, your child loved to listen to him...

Following your companion's example, you will sing a few lullabies to your child. You usually did it when Dainsleif was away for a few hours, while he was doing his research... The first time he heard you sing, you were sitting by the window on the rocking chair he had made for you. You were looking out at the sea, one hand massaging your belly as your voice rocked the place. At that moment, time seemed to stand still. You were so beautiful, he thought for a moment that his life was just a dream, and that he would wake up alone again... Until you turned to him with a smile on your face, "Daddy's home, baby."

Dain would build his child's room from scratch. He would build the furniture, paint the walls a neutral color, the color of your choice. He would decorate it with Liyue flowers and shells. When the room was almost finished, he would finally paint the star-shaped symbol of his homeland over his child's crib.

Dainsleif will be a gentle and loving father. He will protect his family from this sometimes cruel world of uncertain fate.

Bonus NSFW:

Dainsleif was cooking your lunch when you interrupted him by taking his utensils from his hands. Your eyes glowed with desire as you stared at him intently as you pulled him against you, bringing his face close to yours to kiss him. Your arms wrapped around his neck as your hands grabbed his hair. At first surprised by the suddenness of your actions, Dainsleif quickly lost himself in his own desires, lifting you off the floor to sit on the kitchen table. Your legs wrapped around his hips to bring him closer to you.

Dainsleif knew that your pregnancy could give you sudden urges, sex included. He didn't mind, on the contrary, he was in need himself. He would quickly undress you both, his fingers coming to meet your womanhood the instant he had access to it. As he fingered you, his lips would link with yours in a passionate kiss. Your moans would make him harder and harder, and before you knew it, his fingers would leave you to be quickly replaced by his taut sex.

He would be very gentle with you, preferring to play it safe rather than let his desires win. Your knees were held by his arms as you lay halfway down on the table, welcoming his hip thrusts with sensual moans.

You were so excited that Dain had had no real effort to make you cum the first time. He'll continue the swaying of his hips, picking up the pace a little more to get to you. He'll finally release your legs to lean in and link your lips in a languid kiss. A second orgasm will seize you, taking him with you in orgasm.

You were so desirable. He could never get enough of you...

You won't even have time to finish your sentence before he lifts you into his arms, a dazzling smile on his lips as he twirls you in his arms in the middle of the street.

"Daddy! I'm going to be a daddy!" How could he express the happiness he felt? It was impossible. The two of you had been trying for weeks to have a child. Now that you were pregnant, the joy burned inside him with violence. When he stopped spinning you in his arms, he hugged you gently. Tears stung his eyes. "Thank you... Thank you my love." He would continue to thank you for this blessed gift until you couldn't stand it anymore.

Thomas will be very thoughtful with you. Every gesture, every word will be nothing but love and tenderness. He doesn't want you to do the housework, he knows it can be exhausting, so he'll do everything to give you peace of mind.

Like Kaeya, Thomas dreams of having a little girl. He thinks girls are so cute and they are so close to their father... He would definitely be a very protective father to his child.

He already has a name in mind, recalling the beauty and sweetness of cherry blossoms.

Since you are pregnant, he has never seen you eat so much. You are always complaining about getting fatter. Thomas reassures you that weight gain is normal during pregnancy and that even with a few extra pounds, he still thinks you're beautiful.

As your belly takes shape, he can't help but touch your belly every chance he gets. It doesn't matter if you are in the privacy of your home or the streets of Inazuma, feeling your round belly against his hands soothes him.

The first time he felt his baby bump against your belly made him speechless with emotion. Only a few tears flowed from his eyes as his face pressed against you. He will stay in this position until he doesn't feel anything... "I think my little princess fell asleep..."

Pregnancy made you terribly sick during the first weeks. Vomiting, headaches, chest pain... Luckily for you, Thomas was by your side, trying to soothe your pain with massages and some treatments. He will read several books on pregnancy to better understand your suffering.

If you ask Thomas to take a course in childcare, he will accept 100%! You'll find out during his classes that he's particularly good with babies.

He will also want to participate in childbirth preparation sessions together. It's a scary time for him and for you. He wants to be with you that day and know what to do to help you deliver your baby.

Pregnancy makes you tired, and it's not unusual for you to fall asleep in the middle of the afternoon. When he sees you with your eyelids closed and hears your calm, slow breathing, he can't help but come over and cuddle with you. His hand will gently caress your belly and his lips will lovingly kiss your face.

Thomas can't resist squatting in front of you to talk to your belly. Telling a story, greeting your child and talking to your baby like any doting dad would.

By the end of the sixth month, when your belly is well rounded, he will admire you for a long time every morning. He thinks you're so beautiful...

An exceptional father. He's loving, warm and completely addicted to his child. The kind who tells his friends about him every day.

NSFW Bonus

Thomas has always found you terribly attractive. But since your pregnancy, his desire for you had gone up a notch. He wasn't sure if this effect you had on him was due to your hormones or just the knowledge that you were carrying his child. One thing was for sure, he would never be able to keep his hands off you...

The first time you lured him into your room with a languid step, his cheeks were red with embarrassment. Your eagerness to undress him took him pleasantly by surprise, he clearly wasn't used to you taking charge. Any hesitation that still held him back disappeared instantly when your warm hands landed on his bare chest.

Foreplay is his specialty. He has no trouble making you come with his fingers or tongue. He'll take the time to explore your body with his hands, lingering on your belly before attending to your femininity. While his fingers tended to the source of your pleasure, his lips lovingly kissed your belly. The thought that his child was comfortably housed inside you twisted his stomach with happiness.

Half lying on your stomach, your buttocks raised by your lover's firm hands, you could feel the hardness of his member slowly penetrating you. Thomas didn't know how to suppress his moans, you could hear him gasp and grunt with each sway of his loins. As his hips rocked against yours, one of his hands came to rest on your belly while the other gripped your hip. His cheeks were red as he felt his sex rubbing gently against his hand, causing a slight bulge on your belly. He wouldn't go hard, for fear of hurting his child, each thrust of his hips was deliberately slow and sensual, taking you both, little by little, to your end.

He would try every possible position until he satisfied you both. You were, one like the other, insatiable, greedy for each other, proclaiming with cries your common love.

#hold my hand?

—what they do when you hold out your hand to them

CHARACTERS. Aether, Albedo, Ayato, Childe, Cyno, Dainsleif, Diluc, Gorou, Heizou, Itto, Kaeya, Kazuha, Scaramouche, Thoma, Venti, Xiao, Zhongli; gn! Reader

THEMES. Fluff; comfort; established relationship

NOTES. Fluff for your hearts after i hurt all of us with my last multi-hc,,, enjoy this while you still can~ also i added other characters too so pls enjoy!

ZHONGLI, as if he knew by instinct, would hold your hand, caress them for a little while with his thumb and gently raise them on his level, kissing the back of your hand gently, almost as light as a feather. His lips would always find themselves naturally drawn to you, and as well as his way of showing his love and care for you in the simplest of ways.

XIAO would be concerned. “Are you cold?” The poor boy would be so worried; brows furrowed and thoughts struggling to come up with something, especially with how he still thinks about just merely touching you would taint you of any kind of his sin but he has to touch you to make your hands warm up with his own. “How about now?” And now, you struggle to tell him that it was just something you thought of doing just to see his reaction and could not help but to reply “I’m okay now, thanks to you,” because not only did he gave warmth to your hands but more so to your heart.

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𝐜𝐨𝐜𝐤 𝐬𝐥𝐮𝐭𝐬

𝐟𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠: diluc, kaeya, zhongli, xiao, childe, dainsleif, kazuha, thoma, ayato, scaramouche, and aether

𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲: he's such a whore, always wanting to suck you off or bounce on your dick like the slut he is. oh well, you don't mind fucking him until he can't walk anymore.

𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠(𝐬): mxm, cum ( lots of it lmao ), anal sex, rough sex, blowjobs ( receiving and giving ), face-fucking, overstimulation, cumming inside, mind break, chest fondling, chest fucking, office sex, riding ( sex position ), cum inflation, cum on face, keeping cum inside, doggy style ( sex position ), size kink, heat ( dragon ), dragon tail and horns, virgin boy, mating press ( sex position ), nipple play, maso-sadist play, hair-pulling, sex toys, elemental play, breeding kink, outdoors sex, gentle sex, tentacles, degrading, praise kink, somnophilia, servicing, puppy play, collars, aphrodisiacs, brat taming, sex addiction

𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫: male

𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠: such a whore ー jvla ( slowed )

yes, my blog at this point is just me being horny over 2-D men, and no, i have no shame. also, this is like my third time writing for male readers, so uhh y'all with dicks or identify as men come get y'all's juice

this took so long omg,,,istg my brain is gonna melt bc of how much i've put into this shitshow

also part 2 here bc i know y'all thirsty as fuck

nsfw below!

𝐃𝐈𝐋𝐔𝐂 who shyly rides you, biting his now reddened lips to keep his embarrassing moans in, digging his nails into your biceps as he feels his orgasm coming. only then will you hear his cute whimpers, as he begs for you to hurry up and kiss him. when you comply, he bounces much more quickly, desperately chasing his orgasm and taking your fat cock as deep as it can go.

he's so inexperienced and can barely take your cock into his throat without gagging. you have to guide him yourself, sighing from the pleasure of his hot mouth wrapping around your throbbing length. you don't know if it's just the pleasure getting to your head, but his mouth is just so damn hot, it's practically making you melt. and archons if you cum down his throat, he can barely swallow the thick load without pulling off and getting the spurts of hot release all over his pale face and his fiery red locks.

𝐃𝐈𝐋𝐔𝐂 who gets fucked in his tavern after it's been closed for the night and everyone has gone home for the night. so there's no one to witness him being bent over the counter and moaning as you ruthlessly fuck him. there's no one to see him getting your cock shoved down his throat, your fingers tangled into his red hair as you use his tight throat like it's your personal cocksleeve. and there's no one to see him enjoying it all, milking your cock from its worth and moaning like a bitch in heat.

he gets so cockdrunk that if he finds an article of your clothing scattered in his room while you're out, he ends up jerking off, holding the clothing up to his nose and inhaling your smell. he just misses you a lot, but is just too embarrassed to admit it to your face. if you walk in on him during one of his, ahem, sessions, he practically dies on the spot and scrambles to cover himself. a " what are you doing? i don't think you're yet, hmm?" has his go still, and his cock spring back to life. he ends up jerking off with you watching his every movement, and his moans are much louder than usual. hmph, he likes this. what a perverted man.

𝐃𝐈𝐋𝐔𝐂 who falls apart when you cum inside of his tight ass, his oversensitive and trembling walls feeling every single spurt of hot liquid pouring into him. what embarrasses him further is how he's pushing his ass against your crotch, like he's eagerly wanting your cum deep in his ass. if you decide to keep going and fill him to the absolute brim, he becomes a mess, his stomach feeling so heavy from the copious amounts of cum deep inside of him.

you like to fondle his incredibly well-built body, from his pecs to his biceps, and even his back muscles. of course, you only do it in extreme amounts when it's just to the two of you, but you'll occasionally do so out in public when no one is looking. he has to hide any and all reactions when your hand cups his crotch, slowly rubbing when no one is looking, and then deal with the aftereffects and keep anyone from seeing the bulge in his pants from your lewd actions.

𝐃𝐈𝐋𝐔𝐂 who is so soft for you and loves you, although he doesn't verbally say it. rather, he shows it through how tightly he holds you close to him, and how passionately his lips mold against yours, even while pleasure racks his body. he just adores you so much and will do just about anything for your pleasure, even if he finds it embarrassing.

𝐊𝐀𝐄𝐘𝐀 who becomes your personal cumdump, getting ruthlessly fucked and filled with your hot cum until he can't hold in the milky liquid anymore. a good majority of it ends up leaking out of his slutty hole and dribbling down his shaking thighs. he'll try to hurriedly scoop it back inside but ends up smearing it even more. if it weren't for your arms holding him up and his barely lucid grip on the nearby ledge, he'd have slumped onto the ground already.

after being fucked in a deserted alleyway away from the prying eyes of Mondstadt citizens, rather than attempting to squeeze out the copious amounts of cum, he scoops what he can back inside. with a teasing grin, he saunters out like nothing ever happened, and goes about his day, smiling and cheerfully greeting his acquaintances, but little do they know how your cum has already dribbled out and left a sticky mess on the inside of his tight pants. he's lucky people pay to his chest rather than his flat ass and no one can see his hips shift as he attempts to stop your cum from sliding out.

𝐊𝐀𝐄𝐘𝐀 who gets fucked in his own office, whether it be initiated by him or you. he happily bounces on your fat cock, sloppily kissing you as lewd smacking fills the room. he eggs you on, asking if you're gonna cum, and telling you to cum in his slutty ass. if you tire for even a minute, he takes the reigns, gripping the chair handles and slamming his hips down all the way, eager to have your milky cum fill him up.

he likes to wake you up by sucking you off, not caring whether or not you're awake. all he wants is to have you, even if you're sluggishly mumbling out some garbled response while he's slurping away on your throbbing erection. and no, he doesn't care if you have morning breath, since he'll just wave it away and peck your lips before returning to his self-proclaimed "breakfast."

𝐊𝐀𝐄𝐘𝐀 who fucks your cock in between his well-built pecs, squeezing them together as tight as he possibly can. he teasingly asks you if you love his chest and if it feels good, before offering to make it feel even better. you raise an eyebrow, before nodding, and stifling a moan as he lewdly slurps and licks your weeping cock head, purposefully moaning and sending pleasurable vibrations throughout your fat cock.

he gets so weak in his knees when you fuck him gently, pressing kisses underneath his pretty lashes as your cock is pushed in all the way. it may not look like it, but he craves true and genuine affection, although he does quite a good job at hiding it. so when you kiss his sweaty palm with nothing but a happy smile on your lips, he melts. so don't be surprised if he gets clingy and refuses to not only let go, but he won't stop feverishly kissing you.

𝐊𝐀𝐄𝐘𝐀 who loves it anytime you bend him over and fuck him oh so harshly, degrading him and calling him your whore, even pulling his long blue locks as you pound into him. but he loves it when you're gentle with him, and will happily milk your hot cum, telling you how much he loves your cock and how much he loves you.

𝐙𝐇𝐎𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐈 who gets fucked in doggy style, lewdly moaning as your balls slap repeatedly against his sweaty assーyou're so big, he swears you're reaching his belly from how deep you're fucking him. he cries out when you pull on his long chocolate-brown hair, the pain being drowned out by the pleasure of your fat cock spilling cum deep inside his ass.

he goes into a rut about once a year, and he very noticeable gets clingier, but only when the two of you are alone together. he seeks out your company, pushing his face into the nape of your neck and inhaling your smell. once you become aware of his rather lewd situation, you join him in your shared bedroom, and what ensues is pure filth. no longer feeling the need to maintain his appearance, for now, his horns and tail make an appearance, glowing with gold and excitement. you spend the next few days pumping him full of cum, breeding his tight ass, and keeping his face pushed into a pillow. when you tire, he pounces on you and gladly rides you, jerking himself off as he bounces wildly. neither of you will be able to walk for a while after this.

𝐙𝐇𝐎𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐈 who is surprisingly good at sucking you off, able to deepthroat your fat cock all the way till your crotch meets his lips. he does anything to ensure your pleasure, squeezing down the walls of his tight throat, sucking in his cheeks to make you cum faster. all while you're trying so hard not to cum from how damn good he is, gripping his head and thrusting your hips forward. you make sure to keep his head in place when you finally cum, your vision is filled with white as the archon's mouth and throat are filled with your thick cum.

when he's much more comfortable, he lets you see and touch his horns and tail, each feeling smooth and cool to the touch. you have so many questions, and he can provide them. before he knows it, you have him bent over the couch, your hand harshly gripping his tail and tugging on it as you force his ass back to meet your crotch. and dear archons if you grip his hornsーno he doesn't get aroused, they're literally keratin, but it makes you fuck him harder with better leverage to grab onto.

𝐙𝐇𝐎𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐈 who just wants to kiss and hold you, even while you're fucking him stupid. it surprises you at first, especially with how he refuses to let go and won't let his lips off from yours. it becomes a mess of teeth grinding together and your saliva mixing and dribbling down your chins. even while you're pounding into him like a jackhammer, and his cum is spurted all over his pretty tummy, he still has a vice-like grip around your neck.

it's always fun pulling back his collar and dropping several wriggling tentacles down his shirt and pulling back, watching the ex-archon shudder and whimper as they begin to play with his body. you turn his front towards you and can very much see the slimy appendages' movementsーnamely the way they're sucking on his pretty nipples. he suddenly lets out a stifled moan as he nearly topples forward, his hips shaking feverishly. he starts moaning, telling you that "t-they're -all the way in-!" he's trying so hard to keep himself composed, but it's hard when he has tentacles sucking on his nipples and curling so deep inside of his ass, he can practically feel them in his stomach. he's so cute like this.

𝐙𝐇𝐎𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐈 who may seem like he'd be the one who fucks you dumb and pumped full of cum, but in reality, the ex-archon is the one who gets fucked like a slut, pumped so full of your thick cum that he swears his doughy tummy is bulging. despite his rather old age, he can take you for a long time and he'll gladly be your fuck toy. but he does like it when you kiss and cuddle him afterward and he'll nuzzle into your neck, too exhausted to even bother pulling out your fat cock from the confines of his cum-filled ass.

𝐗𝐈𝐀𝐎 who gets taken in a mating press, his golden eyes rolling into the back of his head as your balls slap against his pretty ass, your cock fucking him open over and over. he's making the cutest fucked out face as he tries to comprehend the intense pleasure raking through his lithe body, but you pump him full of cum yet again, filling him up even more. he soon follows suit and cums all over his pretty tummy, thinking that it's doneーbut you're far from done fucking your cute little yaksha.

he has the cutest moans you've ever heardーthey're so breathy and feminine that one could mistake him for a girl getting pounded open. it's so much more different from his very gruff and cold voice that others are accustomed to hearing. and what would everyone say if they heard the vigilant yaksha himself moaning like a bitch in heat as he gets overstimulated till his mind goes blank?

𝐗𝐈𝐀𝐎 who has absolutely no experience under his belt and as such doesn't really know where to begin. sure he knows the basics, but that's about it. so of course you'll train your pretty baby and have him experience all of the kinky shit you get up to. and dear lord, what training it is. the poor yaksha is jerked off and fingered open so many times that he can barely even think anymore, let alone walk without his doughy thighs trembling.

his pretty nipples are surprisingly sensitive, and even you were rather caught off guard by his high-pitched moan when your fingertips grazed the little nubs. but now that you know a sensitive spot of his, you're not letting that knowledge go to waste. he's practically tortured with this and he now has to deal with you playing with his pretty nipples any chance you getーhe cums in his pants if you pinch and toy with them long enough.

𝐗𝐈𝐀𝐎 who thinks lapping his pretty tongue all over your fat cock counts as a blowjob. they're little kitten licks, and he stares at the throbbing, leaking member with something akin to fascination if one could call it that. that changes, however, when you grow tired of his little licks and shove your fat cock all the way down his throat. he gags loudly as your cock wrenches open his tight throat, and does his best to accommodate to the feeling of his throat being fucked open. and when you finally cum, groaning at you do so, he's crying out as the hot creamy liquid pours down his throat.

he can't handle any amount of pleasure, since it just feels so damn overwhelming and new to him. you could just breathe hotly on the tip of his ear and he whimpers so cutely. as such, he tends to moan quite loudly as you fuck him into the sheets and tries to muffle his noises by grabbing the nearest pillow and biting into the thin fabric. unbeknownst to him, you just find that even more arousing and adorable, and you end up fucking him even harder, which in turn makes him moan louderーwell you get the gist.

𝐗𝐈𝐀𝐎 who clings onto any sort of affection you give him, glowing brightly when you rub his head, and if he could purr, he would. he also clings tightly onto you whenever you fuck him against the nearest surface, burying his face into the crook of your neck to silence his adorable moans. it's always so much fun pushing him past his limits and breaking him. he's your precious and adorable yaksha, and you'll fuck him into oblivion.

𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐋𝐃𝐄 who is a filthy slut that gets off to getting his ass handed to him in a fight. fights give him such a huge rush of adrenaline and he is absolutely addicted to that feeling. so when you completely beat him fair and square, he's practically cumming in his pants like a teenager. and he's grinning widely, a bulge and wet patch visible on his crotch as he looks up at you with arousal and excitement.

he's an absolute masochist and goes crazy if you bring any type of arousing pain into the bedroom. the ginger loves it with you spank him, fuck him hard, step on his cockーthe list goes on. he loves it when you pull his hair and force his head backward, his dull azure eyes meeting your own eyes as your hips meet his bouncing ass. you swear that you can see hearts replace his once circular pupils as you continue to fuck into him.

𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐋𝐃𝐄 who gets his slutty hole stretched open by your fat cock and the toys he has scattered around his room. he's already drooling like crazy when you have his torso pushed down and his ass pulled upwards. but he goes still when he feels something hard prodding at his already filled hole, but lets out a choked groan as you shove in the generously sized dildo, only barely slowing down your thrusts. the stinging stretch of his tight ass only makes him even more aroused if that's even possible, and he begs to be stuffed even more.

you use his tight throat as your personal fuck toy, gripping his short hair as you facefuck him senseless. his throat is so damn tight and hot around your cockーit clamps down so tightly around you that you nearly cum early from his slutty mouth alone. he doesn't even mind it either, bobbing his head and fondling your balls, desperate to feel your creamy load down his throat.

𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐋𝐃𝐄 who pervertedly uses the electro from his delusion while he's purposefully jerking himself off right in front of you, using the small sparks of deep purple to send tingles all throughout his body, and his throbbing cock. he'll even bury his fingers in his pretty hole and give himself shocks, causing him to lewdly moan from the overwhelming sensations, and your sharp eyes watching him all the while. he ends cumming all over himself from how much it overwhelms his senses.

the ginger-haired man loves it when you breed his tight ass. errーwell, he loves the feeling of your cum spilling into his tight assーhe swears he can feel the copious amounts of hot cum deep in his stomach. he will milk you completely dry until you're absolutely spent, lewdly fucking himself on your cock for hours on end and in so many various positions. even after he's finally exhausted himself, he refuses to remove your cock unless he absolutely has to. and when he does, he gets addicted to the feeling of being so full, his ass stuffed heavy with your cum and jostling around inside of him.

𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐋𝐃𝐄 who loves it when you absolutely break him, your harsh thrust bringing a mind-numbing orgasm that racks his entire body and turns his brain into a lust-hazed mush. he loves it when you still keep fucking up into him, even while you're still cumming inside of him. he doesn't bother stopping your harsh treatment, in fact, he encourages it, as he enjoys the stinging sensation of your palm against his bouncing cheeks. but he will speak up if he isn't comfortable and will instead take it slower than before.

𝐃𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐋𝐄𝐈𝐅 who gets his body practically folded in half, his knees pushed back to his broad shoulders when he decided to be a bit cheeky for once, and ends up getting fucked like a whore. However, he enjoys the reversed power dynamics and just likes to let himself be fucked dumb until he can't think anymore.

his bodysuit, if you remove his cape, is incredibly form-fitting, and only serves to make you even hornier. it gives off such a nice view of his nice body and his cute butt. so it shouldn't come as a surprise when you start fondling him, squishing his ass while your other hand busies itself with grabbing his now visible bulge and squeezing. his entire form trembles as his hand grips your wrist, but only barely. you both know he enjoys having his most sensitive parts fondled, but you will stop if he asks.

𝐃𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐋𝐄𝐈𝐅 who gets plowed against a tree out where anyone could see him getting fucked like a bitch in heat. he tries so hard to keep his moans in, but a particular thrust to his poor overstimulated prostate has him reeling, and in seconds he's cumming all over the rough bark of the tree, moaning so cutely. what drives him crazy is how his already stuffed walls can feel even more copious amounts of your cum being forced in, even though there's no more room inside of him left. what he can't fit ends up gushing out onto the emerald grass below, leaving a pool of sticky, pearly liquid.

it's always nice coming home after an exhausting day at work and walking into your bedroom to see your precious bough keeper, all tied up and pretty for you to play with. archons knows how long he's been like this, his legs forced open as slimy tentacles curl themselves deep inside of his pretty hole, pushing him beyond his limits. his cock is smeared with previous lewd orgasms, as well as his pretty tummy. you debate which part of him you want to use as your cocksleeve, all the while he's squirming about, trying to run away from the overwhelming feelings of pleasure shooting throughout his body. you pause, before lining up your fat cock against his already stuffed hole and after a beat passes, you shove yourself into the tight heat awaiting you.

𝐃𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐋𝐄𝐈𝐅 who actually cried when you took him gently and lovingly, crystalline tears falling down his reddened cheeks as he's overwhelmed by emotions. you're obviously panicking because, well, it's dainsleif. the man isn't exactly known for outwardly expressing his expressions. you frantically offer to stop and drop everything, but he leans forward and seals his lips against yours. hugging you tightly against his bare body. he begs you not to leave him, that he's just so happy to be with you, and that he doesn't want to stop. you ended up making love to him that gentle night.

the blonde wakes up to the feeling of his pretty cock twitching and streaks of previous unknown orgasms glistening on his fair skin, and his hole now being thrust into over and over, his oversensitive walls clenching down on your cock. he's still in a sleepy daze, so his cute noises are more audible, like his breathy moans and whimpers as you hit his oversensitive prostate and your cum fills him up to the near brim yet again. he's too sleepy to even try and resist so he lies back and lets it happenーhe can clean himself out later.

𝐃𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐋𝐄𝐈𝐅 who will gladly do anything to make you happy, servicing you in any way possible. even if it means you using all of his tight holes and muscular body as your personal cocksleeve. he obediently swallows up your cum as you fuck his throat, even going so far as to milk you several times in a row. he'll let you fuck him in all sorts of lewd and perverted positions, growing more pleasure-delirious as your cum fills up his tight assーhe swears he can feel you in his stomach from how deep and hard you fuck him.

𝐊𝐀𝐙𝐔𝐇𝐀 who can barely handle the pleasure of your hand wrapping around his adorable cock as he fucks your fist, his hips desperately and pathetically rutting up and chasing his orgasm. he cries out when you slip your fingers into his puckering hole, the textured tips curling into his pretty prostate. the samurai can do nothing but continue to fuck your ever-tightening fist while your fingers continuously stretch him open and rub against his prostate.

he gets aroused from the subtle but heavy actions, like your hand seemingly innocently resting on his thigh, when in fact they trace slow circles, making shiver as you edge closer and closer to his clothed sex, only for you to pull back down and start all over. or when you gently tuck stray locks behind his ear, when you purposefully trace the shell of his ear as slowly as you can, playing it off like a cute romantic gesture. don't be surprised if your pretty samurai ends up clinging onto you more than before.

𝐊𝐀𝐙𝐔𝐇𝐀 whose nipples have been sucked on so many times that he has to actually stop you, with a reddened face, because the pretty nubs are so tender and sore. when they finally heal up, you're back to suckling on them, your teeth tugging on the now pebbled bubs. he lets you do so, knowing that you're too aroused to be pulled away, and settles for stroking your head while trying to hide any noises from your eager ears.

he gets so embarrassed when you slap your fat cock against his cheek, impatiently urging him to suck you off already. the samurai holds much preference for sucking on the leaking head, while he wraps his hands around the rest of your throbbing erection. but he does his best to deepthroat you, his pretty lashes fluttering as tears well up. please pet him, he loves it when you silently give him your affections as he pleasures you.

𝐊𝐀𝐙𝐔𝐇𝐀 who rides you with his back to you, his cute ass rippling with each lewd bounce he makes as he openly moans. you have a tight grip on his elbows, pulling him back down each time with each bounce. he's too fucked out to even care about what perverted things you're doing this timeーhe's desperately chasing his orgasm, his tongue loosely hanging out of his mouth. and he isn't exactly quiet, his feminine moans echo out around you as he angles himself for your fat cock to hit his oversensitive prostate.

you've nearly gotten him addicted to the feeling of your cock filling up his tight ass, to the point of where he'll innocently sit on your lap, your arms wrapped around his stomach. but in reality, your cock is buried deep within his tight walls, throbbing and twitching from the vice-like grip his velvety walls have on you. he'll teasingly shift his hips, causing you to dig your nails in his doughy thighs as his walls twitch and spasm around your cock. he whimpers when you finally cum, and you can't see it, but he has a very satisfied smile upon his soft, rosy lips.

𝐊𝐀𝐙𝐔𝐇𝐀 who is your cute little bunnyーevery little noise he makes, or every single reaction he gives when you angle yourself just right and hit his oversensitive prostateーforcing him to moan and cry as you fuck him open on your cock. it all just makes you wanna fuck your bunny until he breaks and can only be nothing but a lewd hole for you to fuck and fill with cum.

𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐀 who gets gifted a pretty little collar, since he's such a misbehaved puppy who gets too overexcited. it even came with a nice leash too, since he'll need to be directed back to what he needs to do of course. and that's usually when you're fucking your lewd puppy from behind, tugging on the collar to keep him from passing out from the endless amounts of pleasure that give to him, and to make sure that he doesn't lose his grip.

he gets so embarrassed when you slap your cock in between his pecs, stammering as the hot member throbs against his skin. his cute face is so red that it practically resembles a tomato as you slide your fat cock in between them, but he can't bring himself to look away from it. when you finally cum, he's left with the pearly liquid all over his chest and face, and he clumsily begins to swipe it up whatever he can on his finger and lick it up.

𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐀 who is trained to be a good puppyーbeing fucked against every surface and in every position possible while being your cute cumdump. he gets a treat if he's been a good boy, and that usually includes him sucking you off and being able to swallow up all your cum, or getting fucked so many times he breaks. but of course, he does have lots of punishments under his beltーgetting overstimulated until his brain turns into mush, or being edged for hours on end.

he goes into a daze right after he's cum, and it's the cutest thing ever. it's like his brain can't handle the feeling of all this pleasure from his ass, and the heavy feel of your cum filling him up. he can't even stop you from thrusting; he's too fucked out from his orgasm. but your cute puppy eventually snaps out of it soon after, and he whimpers as he realizes you haven't stopped thrusting, only slowing down a little. he tries to whine for you to slow down, but you've angled your fat cock to perfectly hit his prostate, so he can't do anything but take your cock and be a good boy.

𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐀 who gets aphrodisiacs slipped into his food while he's playing his cute hot pot game with you. he doesn't notice until far after the game is over, and he looks so out of it, his cheeks burning red as he takes in deep breaths, trying to figure out what's happening. you, of course, brush your fingers against his smooth cheek, offering to help him with his little "problem" down there. next thing he knows, he's being put in a mating press, your heavy balls slapping against his ass as you fuck him into oblivion. he can't even be mad, because it just feels so damn goodーhe can practically see stars from all the overwhelming pleasure.

it's become a habit to tie your adorable housekeeper to the bed, dropping tentacles onto his bare body and watching as they begin to play with his lewd body. while two busy themselves with his pretty nipples, another is busy swallowing up his cute cock, and the othersーwell, they've been curling deeper inside of him while you watched. he lets out choked cries and garbled moans as they wrench another orgasm out of him, and he's too oversensitive to even run away. and you aren't exactly helping eitherーyou shoved your cock down his throat moments ago and you're too busy fucking his tight walls to even give him relief from the overstimulation.

𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐀 who is such a good boy, eagerly sucking you off when you ask him, and he does such a good job at it tooーputting so much effort into deepthroating you and making sure that you feel so good. he'll even wrap his legs around your waist, catching you off guard when he starts begging for you to cum inside, whining that he really wants to feel your cum inside of him, so please cum inside. and well, good puppies deserve treats, no?

𝐀𝐘𝐀𝐓𝐎 who nearly got caught while you were fucking him against his desk, his important documents long forgotten as you plow into him with no restraint. a knock on the door caught his attention, and his little sister's soft voice resounded through the thin sliding doors. while he pokes his head through the open doors, assuring his sister that of course, he's alright, just taking a nice stretch from all his hard work. while he's busy talking, you sneakily slid yourself inside of him, and you have to say, he does quite the good job at keeping his moans in as your fat cock pries open his tight walls yet again.

when an attendant or ayaka comes into his office, asking where he went off to, you tell them that he went on a walk for some fresh air and that he'd be back in a few minutes or so. after they leave, you lean back, his pretty blue eyes meeting yours with minuscule tears welling up in them. you grin down at him as he chokes on your cock, his groans sending pleasurable vibrations through the throbbing member. he's been doing good so far, just a bit more and he'll be properly deepthroating you in no time!

𝐀𝐘𝐀𝐓𝐎 who gets a special reward after all the hard work he's had to go through due to his position as the head of the Kamisato Clan. he has such a huge burden on his shoulders, but not to worry! you'll help relieve his stress the best you can! although, it usually involves you fucking him with his leg thrown over your shoulder, and he's left to cover his mouth to keep his pretty moans as your cock hits his prostate over and over.

he's obviously a virgin since he's been far too busy to even pleasure himself, much less find someone else for that. so you have to be careful when you slide your fingers inside of him, otherwise, he'll be in quite a lot of pain. he dug his nails into your skin as his ass stretched open to accommodate the foreign feeling. when you finally sink your cock into his tight walls. he literally came all over his doughy stomach, gritting his teeth and wrenching his eyes closed, tears welling up inside of them. he won't unwrap his arms from around your neck, even after he's gotten used to the feeling of your fat cock pulsing inside of him.

𝐀𝐘𝐀𝐓𝐎 who rides you when he's in a more teasing mood, slyly grinning as he rolls his hips to order to push your throbbing erection even deeper inside of him. he'll pat his stomach, telling you how he can feel you so so deep inside of him and telling you to hurry up and cum inside his tummy. just to further rile you up, he'll call you a good boy as you cum, stifling his moans by biting his lip. even after that, he'll encourage you to keep going, wanting to be filled further with your thick cum.

he enjoys it a little too much when you pull on his long, silver-blue locks as you thrust wildly into him. the stinging pain only serves to further arouse him, and he swears he can see stars from how good it feels. it doesn't matter if you're tugging on his long locks while he's sucking you off, or if you're doing while fucking him from behind, he's probably going to push you down and ride you himself, his horniness going through the roof.

𝐀𝐘𝐀𝐓𝐎 who looks so prim and properーgently smiling as sakura petals lazily drift past him, framing his handsome face perfectly. but behind closed doors, he acts like a bitch in heat, sloppily sucking you off, desperate to have you cum down his tight throat. he'll even cockwarm you after you cum inside him for the nth time, stupidly grinning at the heavy feeling of your cum inside of him.

𝐒𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐌𝐎𝐔𝐂𝐇𝐄 who is an absolute brat, snapping at the people around him for petty reasons, or just because he woke up and chose violence that day. so it makes sense for him to expect to be fucked relentlessly until his tummy is bulging from the copious amounts of cum inside of him, and he can't even stand with his legs wobbling. hell, he'll even have to walk around with your cum still stuffed inside of him for the entire day.

you'll fold his legs over so his ankles are on either side of his head, while you squat and dip your cock into his tight ass. he's visibly protesting at the embarrassing position, and is eyeing down your throbbing erection down until the moment it's sheathed all the way inside. he's letting out choked moans and whimpers as you pound him into him without restraint, your heavy balls slapping against his ass as his vision becomes blurry from all of the pleasure filling his veins. when the two of you finally cum, he ends up cumming all over his cute face and tummy, moaning loudly from the feeling of yours shooting deep inside.

𝐒𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐌𝐎𝐔𝐂𝐇𝐄 who can get so pleasure drunk that his mind breaks from all of the overwhelming feelings, and he ends up becoming a lewd little slut for you to fuck. he's so cheeky when he goes into this mode, grinning as he rests his cheek on your pecs while his hips slam up and down on your fat cock. he's surprisingly lovey-dovey, telling you how much he loves you and how good your cock makes him feel.

making him suck you off really makes your day since he's so short, and when compared to your fat cock, it's almost questionable how you even fit yourself down his throat. but he somehow manages, almost like it's an utmost priority that he has to do, and he doesn't stop until he gets what he wants. and that usually involves him choking on your cock, gagging as he takes it deeper and deeper until his nose meets your crotch. it's so damn tight and hot, so you end up face-fucking him into oblivion until you finally cum. in which you keep his head taut and in place until you're done pouring your creamy cum down his throat, and finally pull him off.

𝐒𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐌𝐎𝐔𝐂𝐇𝐄 who gets used as your guinea pig for your cute tentacles that you've always wanted to try out. he scoffs, finding it stupid that you can't use them on yourself, but hmph, whatever, can't hurt, he supposes. next thing he knows, the slimy appendages are curling around his now nude body, toying with his sensitive spots while he does his best to keep his adorable moans in. he can't keep it up for long, however, when a thin appendage slides itself inside of him. And he all but moans as it rubs against his prostate, making him crumble in mere moments.

you once slipped a fat tentacle inside of him, the stretch somewhat unbearable as it wriggles further inside of him. he does his best to not show his surprise as the head presses against his throbbing walls in all of the right ways. he has to lean against the wall every few seconds because he just can't get used to having to walk around and being stuffed so fully like this. it gets even worse as the day drags on, the tentacle occasionally squirming about and pressing right up against his prostate. he doesn't even try and open his mouth, because he knows that he's going to moan as soon as he does.

𝐒𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐌𝐎𝐔𝐂𝐇𝐄 who is your cute little brat that disobeys every single little thing, and gets punished for it. it's so fun to break him with pleasure until he can no longer think anymore and gets to be your cute bratty cumdump. even after you're done using his body like a cocksleeve, he'll have to walk around with the heavy feeling of cum inside of him, which threatens to dribble out if he's not careful enough. he's lucky he intimidates his subordinates so much that they're too scared to even pay attention to his wobbling knees or his swollen belly.

𝐀𝐄𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑 who is the prettiest boy everーpeering up at you underneath his fluttering lashes and through his watering eyes as his mouth wraps around your leaking head, gingerly sucking on the reddened tip. he's on his knees, while you sit on a plush loveseat, and it's honestly the best way to relax after a day of running countless errands. sighing as you run your fingers through his soft blonde locks, you tug him even further on your cock, making him gag from the intrusion in his throat.

he gets fucked so much that he's started to become addicted to the pleasure entirely. if he gets just a moment alone with you, he pounces on you, hurriedly fumbling with your belt as he tries to yank away the cloth barrier that's keeping him from his most favorite treat. when your cock finally springs out, he wastes no time in mounting you, giddily smiling from the pleasurable stretch and the way your cock rubs against his walls in just the right ways.

𝐀𝐄𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑 who has very little experience in knowing what to do, and when you hold your throbbing erection near his cheek, his fair skin now stained with a glob of your pre-cum. and due to his inexperience, he ended up pulling off when you told him in between groans that you were cumming, and he ended up with thick, pearly splatters all over his face and hair too. he's so confused and panicked when your limp cock has now stood back up again, and you ask him to do it again.

he prefers being taken in classic missionary styleーhe really loves looking into your eyes gently as you fuck him into the mattress; it just makes everything sentimental for him. that and he can wrap his legs around your waist and trap you there, forcing you to spill your heavy cum deep inside of him. but he isn't against being taken from behind, since it means you can jerk him off while thrusting into him with little restraint.

𝐀𝐄𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑 who becomes a plaything for your pretty tentacles, since he's just so cute and adorable and you can't help but want to use him lewdly until he breaks. his ears are one of his weak points, along with his pretty nipples, so when you dump the slimy, wriggling appendages on his naked body, those are the spots they almost immediately go for. they'll even spread open his legs for you, providing you with a nice opening to fuck him in while the tentacles do their job and further his pleasure until he breaks.

he follows every single command you request him to do, even if it's absolutely embarrassing, such as sloppily fucking himself dumb on either a silicone dildo or one of your girthy tentacles. either way, he gets so red that you swear you can see steam coming off his cute face, but he still obliges, whimpering as the appendage slides into his pretty hole with little resistance. he ends up getting so into it that he openly moans, his feminine noises echoing loudly in the room as he jerks himself off. he's acting like a bitch in heat, and you enjoy it to the max.

𝐀𝐄𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑 who will always get spoiled with pleasure no matter what, whether it be lovingly with you gently making love to him throughout the night and smother him with gentle kisses. or it could be purely lewd, with you folding him in half as you fuck your cute traveler into oblivion, filling him up with cum until his belly swells and it gushes out in thick spurts. he's so cute that you can't help but want to break him until he becomes a lewd mess for only you.

Genshin boys x Disneyland

Synopsis: A day at Disneyland Paris with the characters of genshin impact.

Style: Headcanons, Female reader, cute, fluffy, date night, Disneyland Paris park, romantic relationship, modern life.

Alert: Very very slight NSFW mention for some, nothing shocking.

Characters: Diluc, Zhongli, Kaeya, Xiao, Venti, Albedo, Childe, Razor, Scaramouche, Dainsleif, Aether, Thoma.

Note: I went to Disneyland Paris yesterday. Don't ask me why I'm doing this... I'm inspired by Disneyland Paris, because I've never done the other parks in the rest of the world. I was going to do Xingqiu, Xangyun and Bennett, but I can't take it anymore!

Masterlist

Projects in progress and to come

Diluc

Attraction: He is not the type to like amusement parks... If there was one attraction he would enjoy, it would be the Thunder Mesa Riverboat Landing. However, he still enjoyed the evening parade only because he could hold you close to him while you fidgeted to the music.

Off the rides: This is one of the few times you'll see him tie his hair in a bun. In the park, Diluc is very calm, he doesn't run around like you do and just follows your lead. Throughout the day, he will hold your hand in his and gallantly carry your bag. He'll let you store to your heart's content and he'll even allow you to put a headband in his hair so that you can take a picture of the two of you, only condition, you don't post it on social networks. (He thinks he is ridiculous with his Mickey ears, yet he is so cute!). He suggests that you go to Disney Village to rest and have a coffee. Diluc will hold you lovingly in his arms, your head resting on his chest and his hand in your hair, he will let you sleep a little if you are tired. As far as food is concerned, he will not go to a fast food restaurant. He will reserve the best table at Walt's - an American restaurant. You deserve the best.

In line: Even though Diluc is not comfortable with public displays of affection, he will let you rest your head on his chest while he puts his chin on the top of your head and his lips meet it. He'll cuddle you discreetly by burying his hands under your coat. If it's cold, he'll put your hand in the pocket of his long coat, share one of his gloves with you and keep you close to him for warmth.

Conclusion: Clearly, Diluc is not a fan of amusement parks. It's not that he doesn't like it, it's just not his thing. He'll go wherever you want to go, as long as it makes you happy and he knows you're happy, he'll obediently follow you and do all the attractions you want to do (yes, even it's a small world). Beware, this boy is deceitful. He will buy you anything that makes your eyes shine with envy! (stuffed animals, mugs, headbands...).

Since you wanted to go to Disneyland so badly, Diluc decided to give you an extra gift by booking a room at Disney's Hotel New York (and since you had so much fun in the park, Diluc will have fun in bed with you).

Zhongli

Attraction: Like Diluc, Zhongli has no favorite attraction. He's willing to do anything you want without complaint, ranging from Space Mountain to Ratatouille. But his favorite thing to do is to watch the craftsmen working on the creation of crystal figurines in the stores. He also finds the stained glass windows in the castle beautiful.

Outside the rides: Zhongli would follow you anywhere. He would stand by your side, always with that natural elegance he exudes. He draws eyes to himself, but don't be jealous, he only has eyes for you. He willingly lets you wrap your arm around him. In stores, Zhongli is more open than Diluc. He will allow you to try on accessories with undisguised amusement, as well as clothes, such as scarves or jackets. Zhongli is not very tech-savvy and will let you take as many pictures as you want with your smartphone and you can even post them on your instagram account. However, he will be in total agreement with Diluc: No Fast Food! He will take you to a fancy restaurant (if he thought to make a reservation before) or to this Italian restaurant in Disney Village. A short tea break during the day.

In line: Zhongli keeps you close to him, his hand on your hip while you discuss everything. Kiss your forehead from time to time. If it's cold, Zhongli will share his long scarf with you and as soon as the queue stops moving, he will take you in his arms to warm you up.

Conclusion: You both had a great day. Zhongli is pretty open about everything, and he'll go try out all the attractions with you before telling you what he liked and didn't like. At the end of the day, you give him a small crystal statuette of the castle. He'll be so happy with your gift that it was worth spending a little more than he expected today. He'll know how to thank you properly when you're both home alone...

Kaeya

Attraction: Pirates of the carabean! He loved the attraction so much that he will ask you to do it again and again until you tell him to stop. Will sing the song all day until he hears the It's a small world song...

Off the rides: He will either hold your hand tightly while you are walking or he will hold your waist and hold you close. As soon as you take a break on a bench or lean against a wall, he will take the opportunity to claim your lips with passion. Kaeya loved Pirates of the Carabean so much, he'll buy an eye patch and a pirate hat for you both in the store just outside the ride. You'll go take pictures at Captain Hook's boat. May you rest in peace if you meet Captain Hook in the park! Kaeya is definitely the one to sing Disney songs with you, he loves Hakuna Matata. You don't know which of you is more childish, him and his pirate hat or you and your stuffed animals? He'll take you to eat at Captain Jack's, the pirate restaurant he spotted in the attraction.

In line: Kaeya is very tactile, he won't mind hugging and kissing you openly in front of others. Moreover, he is very talkative, so you will not see the time passing with him. Kaeya can handle the cold very well and he will lend you his coat to warm you up, but as soon as he can, he will take you in his arms to share his warmth with you.

Conclusion: The day was very fun with Kaeya. You had a lot of laughs and prayed a lot of pictures on your phones, even if Kaeya often embarrassed you with his pirate costume and his songs. He is ready to come back with you as many times as you want! Kaeya will give you a couple of mugs featuring Lady and the Tramp.

Xiao

Attraction: He doesn't like anything... He is just there to please you... (and because you insisted so much that he was forced to give in).

Will still ask you to go back to The Twilight Zone Tower of Terror... Falling into the void is quite exhilarating and feeling stuck to it is even more so.

Outside of the rides: Xiao is silent and cold during most of the day. He lets you hold his arm and stick to him (you know he loves it even if he doesn't tell you). When you're in the stores, Xiao will prefer to wait for you outside. He knows that you'll make him try on embarrassing things if he goes with you. If you look closely, you will see a little smile forming on his lips when you look at the store windows with stars in your eyes. When it comes to food, he would prefer you to bring back something you cooked yourself. Xiao is quite picky about food, he only likes your dishes.

In line: Again, he would be quite quiet and probably engrossed in his phone. He will hold your hand and absentmindedly caress your skin with his thumb. You will obviously have his full attention if you start a discussion with him. If you are cold, Xiao will wrap his scarf around your neck and put his cap on your head. Like Diluc, your hand will be in his pocket with his.

Conclusion: Despite the fact that Xiao seemed grumpy most of the day, he actually had a good time with you. He got to see your happy smile and that's what matters most to him. Xiao would be willing to go through the Disneyland ordeal again just to see your radiant face again. Go back to Disneyland at Christmas, you'll see the magic in his eyes. At the end of the day, you give him a Mickey and Minnie key chain that splits in two (you keep Minnie's and he takes Mickey's).

Venti

Attraction: Wow, there are so many that he liked that it would be hard for him to choose. Maybe Mad Hatter's Tea Cups is the one where he had the best time with you. You were spinning the cups so fast, you couldn't stand on your feet when you came out.

Outside the rides: Venti runs around with you. He holds your hand in his, takes pictures wherever there are Halloween decorations and posts them on social media. When he sees actors in costume, he'll insist that you take a picture with them. He has a soft spot for Chip and Dale. He will let you take a break on one of the benches that are all over the park while he goes to get you a pancake and a hot chocolate. He will store with you and marvel at all the stuffed animals! Literally falls in love with the Disney mascot plush collection. For food, Venti is not picky. BUT, there is this bar restaurant in Disney Village that also serves alcohol, so he will take you there to eat.

In line: Venti is very talkative and laughing, you don't get bored with him. He likes to take selfies with you. He always keeps your hand in his, and when the queue stays a while without moving, he will hug you from behind and kiss your neck. It's also a great way for him to warm you up when you're cold.

Conclusion: Venti has made you run around so much that at the end of the day, you are completely out of shape. Nevertheless, you had a great time with him and to make up for it, he'll let you sleep on his shoulder once in transportation. Look tenderly at the keychain that contains a picture of you two that he bought at the exit of Flying Carpets Overs Agrabah.

Albedo

Attraction: Albedo found Lancelot's Carousel very enjoyable and relaxing. He prefers the quiet rides to the loud or thrilling ones. Plus, he was able to hold your hand tenderly throughout the ride. He couldn't resist taking a picture of you on your horse.

Outside of the rides: Very calm and composed, he will let you lead him around the park while holding your hand. You offer him to take pictures near the Halloween decorations or a simple romantic selfie. Albedo can't help but smile when you jump up and down and see one of your favorite characters walking around the park. He suggests you go up to him and have your picture taken. When you take him shopping, he'll be particularly interested in notepads and sketchbooks, especially Halloween-themed ones. He'll buy you a Lion King headband, he thinks you look really cute with that accessory. You stop from time to time on a bench to rest, Albedo takes the opportunity to draw you. For the food, it is him who cooked everything. The food has been carefully stored in bento boxes. He will suggest you to go to the Chalet de la Marionnette to warm them up and eat there.

In line: Albedo always brings a book with him, and today is no exception. He will take advantage of the wait to continue his reading and will even offer you to read with him. Your arms will be intertwined with each other while your head is resting on his shoulder and your eyes are focused on reading. If it's cold, Albedo will pull a hand warmer he had planned from his bag and put it in his pocket with your hand. He will kiss the tips of your ears reddened by the cold.

Conclusion: A sweet and invigorating day. Appointments with Albedo are always exquisite and relaxing experiences. To thank him for the day, you bought him the notebook he was ogling earlier (the cover features Disney villains like the Evil Queen, Ursula and Maleficent). The smile he gives you in return and so adorable, you want to immortalize this day with a selfie, you with your lion ears and him, his new notebook.

Kazuha

Attraction: Kazuha found the Toy Soldiers Parachute Drop attraction to be very fun. He enjoys the view once the parachutes reach the top of the attraction and when they come down, he grabs your hand and laughs.

Off the rides: Always smiling and warm, he'll hold your hand all the time with your fingers intertwined together. He loves watching parades and shows with you. It's a really relaxing activity that also allows him to cuddle you quietly. He'll have fun with you discovering the little secrets scattered around the park, like those famous Mickey's hidden all over Disneyland. When you both take a break, Kazuha will make you sit on his lap. He will put his head on your shoulder while you will lean on his. He will let you store quietly, Kazuha is not materialistic, so he is not interested in unnecessary purchases. However, he likes to see the wonder in your eyes when an object fascinates you, like this pin with the effigy of Bambi. For your meal, Kazuha will have prepared a Japanese bento. He likes simple and healthy food. He will even have provided an isothermal bottle with matcha tea inside.

In line: Kazuha will watch with you that Japanese anime you both like. He will offer you to hold your smartphone so you don't tire your arm while his other hand will be on your lower back. If you are freezing because of the wind, Kazuha will wrap you in his coat as soon as he can and blow warm air on your hands.

Conclusion: Even if you couldn't do a lot of attractions because of the crowd, you still found the day very fun, especially this part of the secret hunt! Kazuha had to finish his day with his hair loose, the wind having completely destroyed his hairstyle. You're not complaining, you've always found it cute like this.

Childe/Ajax

Attraction: Buzz Lightyeart Laser Blast is probably the best attraction for Ajax! He loves a challenge and competition and will do anything to get a better score than you!

Outside of the rides: Ajax will suggest a walk around the park to relax after an already emotional morning. He will take you to the restaurant of the hotel he has booked, the Yacht Club, to have a meal together. Like Kaeya, Ajax is very physical, so he will be glued to you all the time. His hand will never let go of yours and when he does, it's only to carry you on his shoulders and hear you laugh. He will protect you from the crowd by using his body as a shield. He offers you to go shopping and he literally falls in love with these tiaras made of real gems. Discreetly, he will buy one to give it to you later! If you want to rest, he'll suggest that you go back to Disney's Newport Bay Club Hotel for a short nap or just to massage your legs. Ajax loves to take pictures with you, his large size and long arms are perfect for couple selfies! He will want to watch the fireworks with you in his arms.

In line: He keeps you close and will threaten anyone who shoves you with a glare. He likes to look at the pictures you took together. Like Zhongli, Ajax wears long scarves that he will share with you in case of cold. He will cover you with his arms and he will shower you with kisses to warm you up.

Conclusion: You've both had a great time during your stay at Disneyland, and you know it's not over, because Ajax has booked the hotel for three nights! You end the day feeling completely exhausted, and when Ajax gives you the tiara he bought earlier in the day, your once-tired eyes begin to glow with wonder. Ajax hopes you still have enough energy to continue the evening in your hotel room...

Razor

Attraction: Razor doesn't like crowds or loud noises, so he really enjoyed The Robinsons' Cabin for its calm and natural atmosphere.

Off the rides: Razor is a bit of a dreamer and a hardy boy, he can walk for a long time without getting tired. But when he sees the fatigue on your face, he will take your hand in his and take you to the Discovery Arcade to rest. He likes the old-fashioned atmosphere of the place as well as the calmness that reigns there. On top of that, it's warm, so you can get some color back into your cheeks. He will fetch you a coffee, a tea or a hot chocolate according to your desires. His head will rest on your thighs while you sip your drink. When you walk down the avenues of Disneyland, Razor will just walk beside you. If you want to hold his hand, take it directly, he will do so obediently, you can even feel a slight pressure from his hand. When it comes to food, Razor is not picky. He loves meat and will be very happy with a hamburger and fries!

In line: Again, if you want to hold his hand, take it yourself, he doesn't have that automatic response (although he loves to feel your touch). Once he holds your hand, he won't let go until you enter the attraction. Occasionally you may kiss his knuckles to get his attention. He hates to see you cold, so he will pass you his gloves and keep you against him, his coat wide open to take refuge inside and warm you up.

Conclusion: A calm and relaxed day. You gave Razor a Halloween-themed Mickey ears headband, and you were happy to see that he kept it on all day. He promises you that you'll both come back and enjoy the Christmas decorations!

Scaramouche

Attraction: The word "adored" is not strong enough to demonstrate how he felt in Phamtom Manor. It wasn't even the attraction itself that he loved, but rather the fact that you stuck to him the whole way with a pleading, terrified face. He'll even go so far as to scare you a little more by blindly touching you here and there.

Outside of the rides: Scaramouche hates the crowd, or rather, he hates people! As a result, you'll find yourself with a grumpy little friend by your side. Take his hand, stroke it and he'll relax right away. Like Diluc, Scaramouche will have reserved a table at Walt's - an American restaurant. There is no way he will eat in a fast food restaurant. You will be shocked to see that there is absolutely nobody in the restaurant. It's not surprising really, since Scaramouche has reserved the whole restaurant in his name so he doesn't have to put up with all the idiots in the park any longer. He will reluctantly agree to accompany you in the stores, just to check that no man takes advantage of his absence to hit on you. When he comes across the Disney villain pins, he can't help but buy them, he especially loves the Maleficent ones. He is a possessive man, so don't be surprised to feel his hand on you wherever you are.

In line: You've found a simple and effective way to keep him calm, you stroke his hair and face tenderly to keep him focused on you. Since you're so gentle with him, he'll do the same by taking your hand to kiss it. You won't get cold with the heavy coat he bought you! But he will still keep you close to him under the pretext of keeping you a little warmer.

Conclusion: Even if he has been in a bad mood all day, you are still glad you went out with him. Contrary to Childe or Diluc, it is out of question that he stays longer in this park, if he came here, it is only to please you!

Dainsleif

Attraction: He had a good time in Alice's curious labyrinth. He couldn't help but get into your game of hide and seek, after all, the maze lends itself well to that.

Outside of the rides: Dainsleif is a lot like Diluc except for a few details, he's not shy about showing his affection for you in public. Expect tender gestures often, like a kiss on the lips or his hand caressing your loins. The aura around Dains calms and soothes you, which is why you'll fall asleep quickly when he suggests you rest on a bench with your head on his shoulder. He will caress your thighs and hands while you sleep. He will go shopping with you, but will not buy anything. He's not interested in the Disney world, he's only there because you asked him to be. Like many of the boys here, he doesn't like fast food, so he'll have prepared a meal the night before that you'll heat up in a microwave. Dainsleif stubbornly thinks that he is not photogenic, so he refuses to be photographed, but he will be happy to immortalize you wherever you want.

In line: His hand lazily caresses your waist while he looks at the scenery of the attraction or simply his phone. Occasionally, he'll lean over to you to remove a strand of hair from your face before kissing you. He talks to you a lot. He is very educated and cultured, so you can talk about anything with him. Dainsleif keeps you so close to him that it is difficult for you to feel the sting of cold.

Conclusion: You spend a pleasant day in his company. When it's all over, he'll suggest you go rest in the car before driving home. A little cuddle inside, he will ask you if you had a good day. If you tell him yes, he'll be very happy, after all, your happiness is his.

Aether

Attraction: Oh my God, he loved Space Mountain so much! He'll ask you if you feel like taking another ride with him. If so, he'll be so happy, he'll do anything you want after that.

Besides the rides: Aether is such a sweet and endearing boy. His hand is always hanging on yours. As soon as he sees something interesting, like a character you like or a prop you might like, he calls your name, pointing to what he found before he hurriedly pulls you towards the source of his interest. He'll suggest you go to Casey's Corner for a hot dog. When he sees that you're getting tired, Aether will suggest that you head to Disney Village to go to Starbuck's. He'll have you sit in a vacant chair and then go order your drinks. He will take the opportunity to have a donut with your mocha and his tea. He keeps you close to him to support your head. If you fall asleep, he will occupy his time looking at the pictures he took during the day. He will even put one of you in the background. Aether will be very cuddly and affectionate with you. He loves to store, is a Disney fan and is happy to have someone around who loves it as much as he does.

In line: He will let you play with his hair, he loves to feel your hands in it. To pass the time, he'll put on a playlist of Disney songs for you to sing together. If you're cold, Aether will take your hands in his to warm them with the warm breath of his throat.

Conclusion: You both had a great time. Aether is so glad he got to go on this outing with you! He will buy some souvenirs, specifically keychains. He'll pick up a couple keychains for the two of you with Stitch and Angel, and he'll pick up another one for his twin sister.

Thoma

Attraction: He loved doing Peter Pan's Flight. The attraction is so good! Especially the part where you fly over the city of London. He will sing "following the leader" as you exit the ride.

Outside of the rides: Thoma is very loving and engaging. He will always look out for your well-being and keep an eye on you so you don't get lost. He will hold your hand if there are people in the park. While you're on your way to a new attraction, Thoma will listen to you tell stories about Disney or sing the words to the songs that are playing over the speakers. From time to time, he will bring your hand to his lips to kiss it. If you are tired, he will take you to a warm place to rest, like Discovery Arcade. He'll look for a free bench to sit on and then go order coffee and tea for you and him. His hand will be on your hips to pull you closer to him while you sip your drink. He will cover your face with kisses, both to tease you, but also because he needs your touch. For lunch, he has prepared some Onigiris for you with a different flavor in each. Thoma will be happy to buy you a piece of jewelry from Harrington's Fine China & Porcelains. He will take a necklace with a key-shaped locket.

In line: He always keeps you close, his hand on your hips and in your pants pocket. He loves this closeness and always takes advantage of it to steal a kiss. His presence is so warm and comforting that you don't feel the biting cold of autumn on your skin.

Conclusion: He will suggest, before leaving, to watch the fireworks. The day was beautiful, you are so happy that you could spend it with him. He has spoiled you with his sweetness and kindness. Even if you are exhausted, you won't be able to resist laying him down on the bed when you get home.

Hey I just read your nail trend headcannons and they are literally amazing I loved them, would you be willing to add more characters in maybe a part 2 like Kaeya and zhongli :))

A/N: Yeah sure and thank you for reading the first part, I'm glad you enjoyed it. I decided to add the rest of the guys just in case.

The nail trend P2 ft Genshin men

Characters: Ayato, Gorou, Itto, Kaeya, Scarmouche, Thoma and Zhongli.

Aether, Albedo, Childe, Diluc, Kazuha, Venti and Xiao in: P1

Disclaimer: This is a modern au with sexual themes. Minors dni. No pronouns are mentioned in this work.

Kaeya~

☆ "Oh." Is the first word to leave his mouth followed by a mocking sneer.

☆ "What do we have here? Another trend by chance?" He doesn't move just watches you show your nails off to your phone.

"The nail trend, have you heard of it?"

"Can't say I have dear."

"Well everyone on Tiktok is doing it right now."

He falls oddly silent only moving to brush strands of your hair back from your face. When you finish you crawl on top of him, holding his waist on both sides.

"I've clearly been too busy to entertain you. I apologize for that. How about I make it up to you."

Your fingers playfully slide up to his chest arching your body into his as you lay your weight onto him. "What do you have in mind?"

Scaramouche~

☆ Instantly glares at you like you cursed him out or something.

☆ He shifts to the side and when you follow he glares even harder before covering your camera.

"What the fuck are you doing?"

"Babe, you're blocking my shot!"

"Why are you taking a video of my crotch?" He shoves your phone away rolling his eyes when you pout.

"I was doing a trend!"

"Well do it elsewhere."

"I can't, I need you to do it."

"I don't care."

"Ugh you're so rude."

Now he lowers his own phone his hand cupping your cheeks keeping your attention drawn to him, "I'm rude but you barged in here and touched my dick without permission? Maybe you should try using that mouth for something good instead of pissing me off."

You can't even deny how riled up you get when he uses that tone. The corners of your lips rising as you nod. "I'm sorry, I'll be better." You reply slipping your hands up to the hem of his pants.

"That's more like it." He remarks

Thoma~

☆ Pretty boy is utterly lost looking from your phone to you then back again.

☆ After a few seconds a look of realization dawns on his face.

"Oh is this a tiktok trend? If so which one?"

"The nail trend, you show off your nails over your boyfriend's area." You whisper the last part with a childish giggle.

He nods trying to stay perfectly still but it only takes him a couple minutes to begin to squirming.

"Thoma." You sigh with little malice leaning towards your boyfriend to give him a kiss.

"You know what your hand there does to me.. it's ok just leave it and it'll-" He chokes on his words, eyes blowing open. You gave his cock a gentle squeeze coaxing your hand over his length with an agonizing amount of tease.

His adam's apple bobs and he sucks down a breath, "Ok.. you win. But switch places with me so I can take care of you first."

Zhongli~

☆ He glances at you for a split second, internalizes what you're doing then turns his attention back to the book in his hands.

☆ You decide to keep going even though he's basically ignoring you at this point.

After a while you slip your fingers up to tug the spine of his book down. You slide on top of him removing the book from his body entirely and to your surprise he complies to your desires.

"Not going to ask?" You question sliding your fingers beneath the buttons of his shirt.

"I assumed this was another trend you enjoy so I allowed you to partake in it uninterrupted as per our relationship contract which you stated I am no longer allowed to ruin your fun."

You peck his lips, "I did want some reaction though."

His hands curve up your waist keeping you tucked in tight as your short kiss grew more passionate. "Well then how do you wish to proceed?"

Ayato~

☆ He was pretty quiet at first. He'd finished up work and came into your room to rest so of course you had to bug him.

☆ Being extra devious by pressing your nails into his thighs a little.

"By this contact I assume you missed me a lot." He chuckles coaxing a hand over your head.

"Yes." You smile at him lowering your phone.

He pats the open side of the bed and you scramble off the floor molding into his side. His arm immediately tracing up your back to hug your shoulders.

"I missed you as well my love."

"Then act like it." You hum into his chest.

He stifles a laugh knowing it would only rile you up further. "Hmm ok then." He lifts his head connecting his lips with your forehead, cheek and neck. Whispering a soft, "Is this good enough? How about now?" With each peck till you're wiggling uncontrollably in his arms.

When you finally settle you wrap your arms around him tighter. "Can this be the rest of our day?"

"Absolutely."

Gorou~

☆ He instantly goes red in the face, eyes like saucers.

☆ The second his eyes catch onto the camera however he puts a hand over his crotch.

"What're you doing?" He asks squeezing his legs shut.

"It's just a trend, babe everyone's doing it."

He blinks relaxing a little but still stares at you with a bit of apprehension. You place your phone on the dresser laying your back against his chest.

"Are you mad?" His face has mellowed by this point eyebrows unfurrowed. His fingers sliding up the length of your arms.

"No, I'm sorry I overreacted a little. I guess I still don't really understand these trends of yours."

You shift in his grasp pecking his lips. "Don't be sorry. I'll delete the video."

"Thank you."

He's so immediately soothed by your hand beneath his chin watching over your shoulder as you delete the video. His forehead coming down to rest in in crook is your neck as you splay his bangs with your thumb.

"Are you ok?"

"Mm."

"I love you." You mumble and when he hums back you can practically see the hearts floating above his head.

Itto~

☆ "Uh.. what're you doing?"

☆ "Oh! Do you want to have sex?" He perks up though he stares blankly at your phone.

"It's a trend babe."

"Oh! You mean one of the non dance trends." He nods

You sigh already breaking your facade by snorting, "Yes."

He sighs, "Sorry honey but I only follow the dancing ones. Some of them are really fun too if you ever post one of those on your page you have to let me join in."

"I promise."

A small silence floats between the two of you before he adds, "So does that mean this was all a trap and you don't want to have sex or.."

"Oh, no I totally want to have sex."

"Yes! I guessed correctly, see babe I've cracked your code!"

You just giggle wrapping your arms around his neck as you plant yourself in his lap. "Yes you have."