Y’all It’s So Bad I’ve Seen In Theaters 6 Times And Once At Home (yes I Plan To Watch It In Theaters

With the Reddit 3rd party app crackdown and the ongoing horseshit Elon Musk is pulling with "X", I realize a lot of people here might be pretty new. So I put together a quick and easy guide for using Tumblr for anyone new who might need it.

Tumblr was made by David Karp and we call him Daddy around these parts (^///^)

You are not safe from fandom-gif attacks ( •̀ ω •́ )✧

Speaking of fandoms, the tumblr fandoms are always ready to grab their [object] and go to war against the Beliebers ╰(*°▽°*)╯

The only safe refuge from fandom tumblr is with hipster tumblr. If you can get a cool alt-girl to take you under her wing, you might be safe... for now (●'◡'●)

You will watch the first episode of Supernatural... and then you're part of the Winchester family. (Or if you skip right to season 4, we don't blame you. It's where Destiel starts (*/ω＼*))

This is not a glomp-free zone ☆*: .｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆

Use missing e. It's the only way to make Tumblr useable on Internet Explorer (this is the most popular browser and you're probably using it right now) :-D

Our only adult-supervision is John Green... and even then does that REALLY count as supervision? DFTBA! φ(゜▽゜*)♪

Just this once, everyone lives. It's bigger on the inside. Elementary, my dear Watson.

If you see Misha Collins staring at you, the polite response is "Saving people, hunting things, the family business." O.O

I might lose followers for this, but this blog supports gay rights, and yours should too (14 gifs of Sherlock and The Hobbit)

Tumblr will teach you more about the world than you'll ever learn in school. ○( ＾皿＾)っ

Tread carefully... we have teh yaoiz O.o. Oh you don't know what that means? Well let's just say... it's full of lemons here.

If you see Hannibal Lector in a flower crown, tell him it looks very nice. His boyfriend Will Graham made it for him. (´▽`ʃ♡ƪ)

Do not enter the dog park. The dog park will not harm you.

Ohhhh this is going on my main it’s just too good!

AHHHH IT'S SO FUCKING GOOD WAIT UNTIL THE END

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Just typed out a stupidly detailed fanfic idea(at least in comparison to what I usually do) which is wonderful but also so so terrible because A) that would be so much to write and B) what if I don’t do it justice? It’s for characters that I’ve never really written for from media I haven’t consumed in ages. But ohhhhhhh the idea is there and it’s so good

when i was a freshman in high school (10ish years ago), i met this girl named abi (she was my gay awakening and now we are very very dear friends 🫶🏼). i introduced her to sherlock after i saw her wearing a dr who shirt one day, and she and i let the show absolutely rot our brains. she would beta my johnlock fic for me, but i wrote my fic on paper LOL! and we passed notes in class as sherlock and dr watson (i was sherlock, she was my jawn).

and now we’re both older and i’m driving down to visit her for the first time in months tomorrow and it’s been almost 10 years but my first thought was “i’m so excited to see my jawn!” and it’s just crazy how fandom can do that to people.

+ and when you think of me all of those years ago you’re standing face to face with “I told you so”

L + ratio + when you wake up next to him in the middle of the night with your head in your hands you're nothing more than his wife

“Bad shit happens to people I care about. You understand me?”

“Then I’ll be fine”

I love reading a long-ass one shot. I’m talking like 10k+ words and there’s no chapters. And it’s just so so compelling and you have to read it all right then even if you have something to do. And then you get to the end and it’s wrapped up all nice and neat but you want to exist in this world for just a bit longer. And you just kinda sit there like, “man, that was really good” and then you can’t fathom reading another fic for at least the next 24hrs.

I will be seeing this movie opening night just you wait

I know they can’t hug but they deserve it

So uh….some dude apparently recreated Adobe Photoshop feature-for-feature, for FREE, and it runs in your browser.

Anyway, fuck Adobe, and enjoy!