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It’s my birthday today!

Shoutout to my mom, for pushing me out her BUDUSSY!!

Shoutout to my dad, for putting me in my mom’s BUDUSSY—

If there is no Okuyasu shaped present under my tree on Christmas, then Christmas is cancelled 🙄🤚

I feel both flattered and attacked

Hot girls create intense fictional scenarios to fill the void of no romance in their life

Have a great March 32nd everyone!

Invisibility!

For any relocated TikTok users

you can say sex and kill its fine

If you don't have a profile picture people will assume you're a bot

theres barely an algorithm, if you want to see cool shit reblog things instead of just liking them

follower count doesnt matter

tumblr fame gets you one thing and it is Yelled At

no one knows what the fuck the nsfw policy is

block anyone that annoys you even a little bit

And most importantly:

post cringe

Oh yeah... It's all coming together

FINALLY.

Will never forgive Key and Peele cause now everytime I see the name “Aaron” I just default to “A-A-Ron”

Two things I love about the MHA fandom

Calling Present Mic, Presentation Michael

Future pro hero Kirishima having long hair

So my mom started Attack On Titan.... 👀

Boy is she in for the ride of her life