Cass Is Busy Painting Her Toes. The Whole Day Is Blocked Off For This, Thank You.

absolutely haunting google maps point of interest. what do they know? do I want to know? do you?

Hullo

howdy howdy, this is the new official tumblr for ChaoteToTheCore (as seen on Ao3), the old one will get linked up... eventually?

I'm currently working on my Year of the OTP (lava) and uhhhh a lot of whump besides. working on my year of whump tropes stuff.

I am also in bingos! If you have a thought, please request a situation and I'll whip it together.

Bingos below the cut to save space

Projects

Whumptober 2024. Yes I am still working on these lol.

Year of the OTP 2025 (lavashipping). this is twelve works over a year starring Cole/Kai Ninjago. Kai dies! ... a lot...

Year of Whump Tropes 2025. Lots of Kai, Nezha. Whatever blorbo catches my fancy really.

Bingo Cards

Kill-a-Character Bingo 2025: Dick Grayson! love that guy! want him dead! :D

Bad Things Happen Bingo 2025: I'm in many fandoms, but right now I'm mostly in DCU, Monkie Kid, & Ninjago. If there's another fandom you'd like you can always msg me to check before you make an official ask.

PSA for fanfic writers

the original got flagged with no way to appeal it when every contributor is deactivated but I will never let this post die. it's monday and we are getting on it cunts

nosferatu? no. tuferatu. no es mi problema.

Hey guys let me tell you about advance fee scams

I hope y'all are familiar with these in this day and age, especially my artists out there, because they're incredibly common.

About half an hour ago I posted a drawing and tagged it #artists on tumblr, and very quickly received this comment.

My scam radar went off immediately, due to the generic blog name and lack of any emotion in the comment, but I decided it might be an entertaining venture so I dmed them. They asked for a drawing "of these", and sent me a random selfie. I got the details and told them it would be $15, and they promptly offered me $300. At this point I know it's a scam, but I play along for funsies and give them my paypal. Shortly, they send me this image for "confirmation" (I blocked out my email)

And they began to insist that I checked my email. I looked in my spam folder and found the following email.

This is fake. This is not a thing. And the "you're to refund the $200.00 back" is the scam. They send vaguely official-looking emails at you to "prove" that they sent you the money, then have you send them $200 (or however much the scam is for). Then, surprise surprise, you're out $200.

I continued to play along for a bit, and in the second email "Paypal" told me that I had to refund the $200 before they could "credit the $300 to my account", along with these lovely threats.

And yeah, it's silly. But it's not silly if you don't know and get scammed. So. Spread, please! And thank you very much to @mlaurel for the opportunity to get these screenshots.

He would love a blue slime if it was sufficiently motherly. Followed around by tiny hopping blue slimes.

Do you think Sephiroth’s type is milf blue shapeshifting alien baddies? Or milf human brunette baddies?

Lmao someone's thirsty today

I think his type is anything that is vaguely mother-shaped.

kunsel ball

dammit hive

Hey. Take my hand. I feel like if 4chan can afford to keep running since 2009 despite having an unmarketable shitty userbase then whatever may happen to tumblr will not be our fault.