Love How Tumblr Has Its Own Folk Stories. Yeah The God Of Arepo We’ve All Heard The Story And We All

Hope ya’ll like random dragons being posted on your dash at 2 AM sharp.

dex (dexter) the schnauzer
shops entirely from thrift shops and dresses like a (hip) old man; mistaken for one too. hes in his twenties, but can eat under the elders meal option at most restaurants. lives on a boat and works at a shady convenience store

oh, thank you!!

well, that's a little sad, and i'm a little nervous for the prospect of tiny little baby spiders, but she is really neat looking! and i'm glad she seems to be doing well where she's chosen to hang out!

hi! this spider has been chilling in our doorway for a few weeks now, could you tell me about her? we're in southwest bc, canada. hope you have a nice evening!

Hello! This thick woman is a cross orbweaver. This time of year she will likely lay an egg sac and then pass. Seems like she's lived her best spider life thus far though!

the thing about "i made you a cookie but i eated it" is like... who the fuck makes A cookie? who scales down a recipe to make ONE cookie? "i bought you a cookie" tracks; you can buy a single cookie. did you use a recipe for a batch of two dozen cookies and make one gigantic pizza-sized cookie? and THEN you fucking eated it?

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they're really neat, so thank you!!

i was going to tell a story about a neat encounter with a barred owl i had when i was young, but thinking about barred owls reminded me of spotted owls, which i will likely never see in the wild. so, may i ask for spotted owls?

Absolutely!!!

Spotted Owl (Strix occidentalis), family Strigidae, order Strigiformes, found in SW Canada and the NW United States

Conservation Status: Threatened

photographs by Greg Vaughn, NPS, Frank Lospalluto

bluesky doesn’t appreciate me the way tumblr does

this looks really good! i really like how you did the scales on the nightwing, and the mane/sail on the samdwing

found this buried in my hard drive from well over a year ago, before a bunch of stuff happened, so i dunno if i’ll ever bother to finish it but it’s here now

Eeeeeeee, hello! I saw you were doing requests! This is my boy Argo:

wasn’t sure which colours to use, so i did two versions

his refs mostly look happy, so I drew him happy

(alt version and process vid under the cut)