You are a supervillain who has just captured your rival’s child. Rather than being afraid, they’re begging you to let them stay.
The earth is about to be struck by a giant, extinction level sized meteor. But fortunately, scientists and the military have been preparing for precisely this situation for decades - they have everything they need to save every person on earth! But wait..! A powerful political group calling themselves the Means Testers have made an objection: “If we save everyone on earth,” they argue, “then that means Trump and some billionaires would also be saved. Do you really want to save them too?” After prolonged and intense twitter debates, and after the billionaires and their servants have safely fled to another habitable planet, the Reagan Democratic Party that is in control of Congress decides that, no, it’s a risk too great to take. Even if it means saving everyone on planet earth, it is not worth the risk that even one wealthy person might be saved. Everyone dies needlessly. Except the wealthy.
—Pyrrhic victories
Lots of Reddit threads on FFN recently having trouble.
Last May there were posts about FFN being abandoned. Anyone have links to those?
Films That Feel Like Bad Dreams
The Nightmare Artist
Fear of Big Things Underwater
Control, Anatomy, and the Legacy of the Haunted House
House of Leaves: The Horror Of Fiction
Monsters in the Closet: A History of LGBT Representation in Horror Cinema
The History of Insane Asylums and Horror Movies
The Saddest Horror Movie You’ve Never Seen
Fear of Forgetting
Slender Man: Misunderstanding Ten Years Of The Internet
The Real Reason The Thing (1982) is Better than The Thing (2011)
The Bizarre Clown Painting No One Fully Understands
The Little Book of Cosmic Horrors
The Disturbing Art of A.I.
Fear of Depths
Goya’s Witches
David Lynch: The Treachery of Language
The True History That Created Folk Horror
The Existential Horror of David Cronenberg’s Camera
a few more and the youtube playlist are below the cut. as always feel free to share your recs as well!
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your condom breaks
you feel a lump on your breast
your friends are ignoring you
you’re stranded on an island
you got rejected by a crush
you get into a car accident
you got stung by a bee/wasp
you got fired from your job
you’re in an earthquake
your tattoo gets infected
your house is on fire
you’re lost in the woods
you get arrested abroad
you get robbed
your partner cheated on you
you’re on a ship that’s sinking
you fall into ice
you’re stuck in an elevator
you hit a deer with your car
you have food poisoning
your pet passed away
you fall off of a horse
you or your friend has alcohol poisoning
you have toxic shock syndrome
your house has a gas leak
Food history has been so sanitized by the demonization of carbs. “Our ancestors only had fruits and veggies they didn’t have all these refined carbs” our ancestors drank beer 25/8 because the water was bad. Our ancestors drizzled honey on shit ever since we knew it existed. We’ve been making bread for our entire recorded history. It’s true that bleached sugars specifically are a new thing but high glycemic carbs are not new at all, we’ve been consuming them for thousands of years
Bedtime Story.
Short story by Jeffery Whitmore! Wanted to make this into a comic for a while :] just in a girl boss sorta mood hehe
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A long-term project of mine on this blog is to keep an accurate table of contents for all of the posts I've reblogged: it helps me find posts on specific topics I've reblogged whenever I want, since a tag can sometimes be too much to sift through. Below are links to my google docs with links back to my own blog in case OPs delete or deactivate. I post this in case anyone would like to reference them, since they are now up to date!
Information on General Magic, Spells, Correspondences, and Substitutions
Information on Specific Types of Magic
Information on Astrology (I just wanted this one separate)
Spells, Spreads, Sigils
I hope whoever references these pages finds them useful 😀
Hell, I'd be hype for this even if it weren't a true story!
I'm gonna say it