celebratory-bananas - I bleed no blood and I'll never die! (she/her)

celebratory-bananas

I bleed no blood and I'll never die! (she/her)

raven cycle, dead boy detectives, marauders, taskmaster, general gay shit

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11 months ago
If You Feel This Way, Here Are Some Gofundmes You Can Donate To
If You Feel This Way, Here Are Some Gofundmes You Can Donate To
If You Feel This Way, Here Are Some Gofundmes You Can Donate To

If you feel this way, here are some Gofundmes you can donate to

Abu Shammalah Family (€953/100,000)

Moment Alostaz family (€7,539/70,000)

Youssef family (€9,395/50,000)

Renad & Her Family (£9,696/25,000)

Alia's Family (€7,870/30,000)

Mohamed Hamad and his family (£3,872/50,000)

Safaa and her family (€9,757/20,000)

Maliha Family (€23,446/32,000)

Mahmoud Abu Hamam (CAD $5,348/10,000)

Eman Abuhayya Family (AUD $40,455/85,684)

Ezzideen & his Family (€26,314/75,000)

Ahmed's family (€4,658/70,000)

Let's do our part to help the people of Gaza!!!!

celebratory-bananas
11 months ago

Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this. TUMBLR RULE. When you see it, REBLOG IT.

celebratory-bananas
1 year ago

my name is Charles Rowland, and I was killed in 1989!!!!


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1 year ago

in desperate need of a charles and edwin edit with waiting room by phoebe bridgers.


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1 year ago

In case anyone is having a bad night:

Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found

Here are some fun sites

Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics

Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli

Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies

*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*

You’ll be okay, friend <3

celebratory-bananas
1 year ago
Ronan Lynch, Is That You?

ronan lynch, is that you?


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1 year ago

when ares started slow clapping after percy beat him in the fight, I thought for sure he was going to start singing the consensus song.


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1 year ago

Please reblog if you think that “they/them/theirs” is a valid set of pronouns.

this post must be reblogged by everyone

celebratory-bananas
1 year ago

just some taskmaster quotes out of context...

When life gives you lemons, squirt lemon juice onto the crotch of your safari suit and have a breakdown!

There is pineapple in my ass, correct.

I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE SHOVED IT UP MY ASS!

Thank you very much for your nice message of welcome. Please excuse me while I grind fox faeces into this salutation.

I WILL BREATHE DOWN A PHONE TODAY!

You were mystified by your own balls!

I'm not sure that the anti-capitalist stance was brought home by the toast- titted woman.

It was like someone choreographing a ballet and then coming onto the stage afterwards and having a shit!

IT'S NOT FARTY!

Marco bit your balls, though!

YAHOO! I'M GOING TO THE SHED!

But how am I supposed to kill you with your own shoes?

I'LL HIT YOU LATER WHEN YOU'RE MAKING A CUP OF TEA!!


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1 year ago

I would PAY to see the teams from taskmaster season 7 attempt the karaoke task from season 10. Can you imagine Rhod Gilbert, Phil Wang and James Acaster singing Somebody You Trust?

Pure gold.


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2 years ago

Things that I hope happen in season 5:

1. Ronance get Murrayed

2. Ronance get married


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2 years ago

Steve: Hey Eddie, what's up?

Eddie: Up is a 2009 computer-animated film produced by Pixar Animation Studios and released by Walt Disney Pictures. The film was directed by Pete Docter, co-directed by Bob Peterson (in his feature directorial debut...)

Steve: Why do I try?


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2 years ago

Dustin: *pokes Steve with metal detector*

Dustin: Nope

Dustin: *pokes Robin with metal detector*

Dustin: Nope

Dustin: *pokes Eddie with metal detector, it beeps*

Dustin: MOST! METAL! EVERRRRR!


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2 years ago

If Taylor is not mskingbean89, then why does she keep referencing maps?


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2 years ago

HELP THE ENTIRETY OF MIDNIGHTS: 3AM IS THE MARAUDERS AND WOULD'VE COULD'VE, SHOULD'VE IS REGGIE


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2 years ago

Snow on the Beach is WOLFSTAR

I mean...

Now it's like snow on the beach, weird but fucking beautiful, flying in a dream, stars by the pocketful, YOU WANTING ME TONIGHT FEELS IMPOSSIBLE but it's coming down no sound it's all around

That being said, the entire album is wolfstar.


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2 years ago

Imagine Steve and Eddie listening to Taylor Swift (specifically Hey Stephen) and everyone assuming Steve turned Eddie into a Swiftie but it was actually Eddie who turned Steve.


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2 years ago

Every single track name in Midnights gives off Remus Lupin vibes. I can't wait.

I mean ... mastermind? You're on your own, kid? Midnight rain?

Exactly.


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2 years ago

Okay but if Sirius Black and Steve Harrington met, they would DEFINITELY get into a debate about whose hair is superior.

And Remus would side with Steve.


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2 years ago

Sirius: wanna be friends with benefits?

Remus: I-

Sirius: the benefit is that you get to be my friend!

Remus: ...

Sirius: also I love you, marry me


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2 years ago
City State Took Isabella's City. This Is Hilarious.

city state took Isabella's city. this is hilarious.


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2 years ago

James Potter and Lily Evans are Jake Peralta and Amy Santiago. You cannot change my mind.

Additionally, Rosa Diaz and Gina Linetti are clearly Remus Lupin and Sirius Black.


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