Congrats Stanley, Real Proud Of You Pookie!! 🎉🎉

Indead it does. I can just imagine him going online and buying a complete set to match the shoes. And I mean a complete set including:

1. A chicken helmet with cross eyed visors and a voice modulator to sound like the rubber chicken

2. A rubber chicken chestplate(??)

3. Thick chicken thigh pants

He would parade around in his armor riding a T-rex and troll the unfortunate au that manages to catch his gaze. Cross will also be there to help steal tacos and cookies for the two of them.

It suits him very well

I love this au so much solely because of how Ford treats Dr. Pines as this separate entity from Stan. It's enrichment for him

ARE YOU TODAY’S DATE?

BECAUSE YOURE 10/10

When asked why they still haven't kicked the bucket after decades: Ford insists he beat Death at chess. Stanley insists he kicked Death's ass in a Denny's parking lot

Technoblade Never Dies! ❤️

-Made this in tribute to Alex-

ᵀʰᵉʳᵉ ᵃʳᵉ ⁿᵒ ʷᵒʳᵈˢ ᴵ ᶜᵃⁿ ᵘˢᵉ ᵗᵒ ᵈᵉˢᶜʳᶦᵇᵉ ᵀᵉᶜʰⁿᵒᵇˡᵃᵈᵉ. ᴵ ˡᵒᵛᵉ ʷᵃᵗᶜʰᶦⁿᵍ ʰᶦˢ ᵛᶦᵈᵉᵒˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ˢᵗʳᵉᵃᵐˢ ᵇᵉᶜᵃᵘˢᵉ ʰᵉ ᵃˡʷᵃʸˢ ᶜʰᵉᵉʳᵉᵈ ᵐᵉ ᵘᵖ. ᴬˡʷᵃʸˢ ᵍᵃᵛᵉ ᵐᵉ ʰᵒᵖᵉ ʷʰᵉⁿ ᴵ ʷᵃˢ ᵈᵒʷⁿ. ᵀʰᵉʳᵉ ʷᵃˢ ⁿᵉᵛᵉʳ ᵃ ᵈᵃʸ ʷʰᵉʳᵉ ʰᵉ ᵈᶦᵈⁿ'ᵗ ᵈᵒ ˢᵒᵐᵉᵗʰᶦⁿᵍ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵐᵃᵈᵉ ᵐᵉ ˢᵐᶦˡᵉ. ᴵ ᵏⁿᵒʷ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᴵ ʷᶦˡˡ ᶜʰᵉʳᶦˢʰ ʰᶦˢ ᵐᵉᵐᵒʳʸ ᶠᵒʳᵉᵛᵉʳ ᵒⁿ, ᶠᵒʳ ʰᵉ ᶦˢ ᵒⁿᵉ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᵍʳᵉᵃᵗᵉˢᵗ ᵍᵃᵐᵉʳˢ ᵒⁿ ᵐᶦⁿᵉᶜʳᵃᶠᵗ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵃⁿ ᵉᵛᵉⁿ ᵇᵉᵗᵗᵉʳ ᶠʳᶦᵉⁿᵈ. ᴴᵉ ʷᶦˡˡ ⁿᵉᵛᵉʳ ᵈᶦᵉ ᶦⁿ ᵐʸ ʰᵉᵃʳᵗ, ⁿᵒʳ ʷᶦˡˡ ʰᵉ ᵇᵉ ᶠᵒʳᵍᵒᵗᵗᵉⁿ ᶦⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ⁿᵉˣᵗ ᵍᵉⁿᵉʳᵃᵗᶦᵒⁿ, ᶠᵒʳ ᴸᵉᵍᵉⁿᵈˢ ˡᶦᵛᵉ ᵒⁿ.

ᵂᵉ ˡᵒᵛᵉ ʸᵒᵘ 🧡

Sooo this has been what I've been exclusively thinking about for the past 24 hours. From the collaborative minds of @aroace-get-out-of-my-face and @babyblankyerror: Science Time with Dr. Pine. I love Ford with one-sided beef. This is just moments away from disaster.

Ouughhhh

Reblogging for the people sho somehow didn't hear this banger yet

Stayed Gone from Hazbin Hotel. Seriously, this song is amazing!

NO WAY

LAUGHING that Bruce apparently used to tell Dick about his adventures with Santa from when he was training across the world and Dick was like, "Oh, yeah, that sounds cool, B!" while thinking, "Aw, that's sweet that he's trying to make Santa sound more cool. Total bullshit, but sweet." AND THEN NOPE BRUCE'S LIFE IS SO GODDAMNED WEIRD THAT IT WAS TRUE.