Me When Your Mom:

I feel like jesse pinkman and Adam Sandler would vibe together well, like a cool uncle and nephew who tape fireworks together kind of vibe

Me : **looks into a job in radiology**

Spotify: here, have an indeed ad about how that job in particular sucks ass and you will be thrown down the stairs, love you pookie Baer💕 *buy my fucking premium you whore*

We need this again

I'm sick of this new bullshit they're putting out we need og SpongeBob popsicles

Why great value bleach? This shit tastes terrible

You ever just forget basic ass knowledge? Like I forgot what a fucking rhombus was and I had to fucking Google it, a fucking shape i

I lovee horseshoe crabs so muchhh because what the fuck are they doing

Just cute little fucks scuttling around

Pov: your parents where poor as fuck so you lived off this when you where kid

Do people that do shadow puppets that are double jointed get to do like super complex shadow puppets that only double jointed people can do? Idk

Look at this fever dream master peace! LOOK AT IT! BUY HIS METH!! AAAAA

omg whats this?? finished drawing?? 11-11-22

pinkman, pink man haha

Great, just fucking vantastic, Jesus is vaping now, are you fucking happy?