Would Give Anything To Be Invited To This

Every time I'm like, I'm not that high I don't even feel anything, then I just stood there spreading a sandwich back and forth for the past 20 minutes

Gotta warm up before trial some how

your honor it seems the defendants are now giving eachother back to back creampies in the parking lot

I have consumed 14 cans of coke and a small serving of undercooked pasta, shrimp, and one brick of cheese in the past 48 hours and I feel 30 times better than being at school

# inspirational quotes to live by

My evil grandma used to tell me about how she personally knew people whom where abducted by aliens, I've met most of these people and they where all collectively fucking with her, this has been going on since like since she was like 39 (shes 55) and it's the funniest shit I've ever been a part of

Hay I'm haveing a hard time with motivation to keep going. I would really appr-

School:

Bacon Bacon Bacon

I love your pfp lol that's funny-

Lmao thank you