Omg I Just Realized That Hawaii: Part Ii Was Released On My Fucking Birthday And I Couldn't Be Happier.

I believe this is funny

Stolen from @535zip on Twitter

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Pain is in your MIND!!!!!! you old army or new army?

I made an eyebool

Wait who was using que instead of queue or cue

A note on spelling to fanfic writers:

"Cue" is stage direction. "That was my cue to leave."

"Queue" is a line of people waiting for something. "I saw a fox in the queue for the ATM!"

"Que" is the Spanish word for "what." «¿Qué hora es?»

Please, please, please learn the difference.

Space cat

Born too late to explore the world. Born too early to explore space. Born just in time to explore space cat✨

Part of my Space Cat series

Let's go sharks for the win

Rule

Some people think the natural numbers should start at zero, and get very worked up about this somehow being the "true", most logical, practical, etc. definition.

Some people think the natural numbers should start at one, and get equally worked up about this being the "true", most logical, most practical, etc. definition.

Unfortunately, to date -- and despite my vigorous letter-writing campaign -- the hidebound reactionaries that comprise the mathematical elite have rejected out of hand my elegant compromise position.

Apparently it "misses the point completely" and "wouldn't make any sense" and "1/2 isn't even an integer".

I just joined and I is confusion but the silly videos said I should post something so hi

Wait

God i just read it and wow that is just so ludicrous i mean I'm just absolutely flabbergasted and perplexed. how could such exorbitant extravagance can exist in the same world that sells just enough formula to poor mothers to make it so they will no longer have the ability to produce their own breast milk. The amount of tragedy and pain that I have suffered and people i know have suffered so that there can exist people out there like this is just outstanding to me.

Guys I am begging you please read Brennan Lee Mulligan's story about the Insane Christmas Party. He does not even BEGIN to describe it in the Fireside Chat.

Brennan Lee Mulligan

This Christmas Party Was So Fun That Now I’m a Communist -

If you had guessed there would be a fortuneteller at this party you would have been dead wrong. Because there were two fortunetellers at thi