Rewatching The Neverending Story And I Gotta Say, I Forget How It Ends For My Fav Character, So I Am

Yankee Candle x Litwick variations bc yeah?????

“For your own safety, never chase the bus.”

-Sticker on side of bus

Happy Valentine’s day Gamers!

Know that I love you with all my heart!

Younger Dog: Stands above you to be able to put front paws on your shoulder as she reaches around to lick your face. Presses the side of her mouth against your lips to let you know she wants kisses too. Will bark just because she wants to start something. She wants you to fight her. She takes it very seriously. Doesn’t like being carried. At. All.

Verdict: Good dog. Very sassy.

Older Dog: Combine a teddy bear + nosey neighborhood old woman + maternal energy and you have this dog in a nutshell. Defender of the fort. Too tired for this nonsense. Puppy at heart. Will lay on your stuff: clothes, electronics, etc. Will outsmart you to steal food within reach. Shreds wraping paper with the determination of a million sock-stealing puppies.

Verdict: Good dog. Good cuddler.

It really makes you think about life when you open up packing paper expecting little metal dinosaurs and instead finding your pretty rock collection and then feeling mildly dissapointed.

Abled Person: Hey man, can you hold this wad of $2,000 and this one penny for me while I open my wallet?

Disabled Person: YOU COMPLETE AND UTTER FOOL!

The United States Government:

(Watch how many people don’t get this.)

the writer’s urge to ask your friends “do you wanna see a little somethin’ i’ve been working on?” when the little somethin’ you’ve been working on is 800 words and ends in the middle of a sentence

Feeling solid today.

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MONSTERPROM

SECOND TERM

It’s okay, everyone! Everything is okay! My baby is okay and happy!

Rewatching The Neverending Story and I gotta say, I forget how it ends for my fav character, so I am deeply concerned.

My heart goes out to you, Mx. Rockbiter! I hope things end okay, but not just in some bittersweet way! 🤞😭