That’s So Real Tho English Is My First Language I’ve Been Speaking It My Whole Life I’m A Writer

that’s so real tho English is my first language I’ve been speaking it my whole life I’m a writer it’s my passion and I STILL CAN HARDLY SPELL

The English language is at this point just meant to be an f u for literally EVERYONE INVOLVED

i started to write a simon (lotf) character analysis for fun, and i low-key realized that my englis sucks 😭 i have to take a language exam in a month it's so over for me 🥀⛓️💔

anyways i hc this as sth jack would do (there is no explanation, this is how i cope)

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Hello Lord Of The Flies Fandom, How Are You?

Hello Lord of the Flies Fandom, How are you?

1 month ago

Lord of the Flies Prompt List (Mild TW mentioned/implied topics)

-What if the island wasn’t tropical

-What if the boys (aged up) were actually in the military on their way to war when they crashed

-The beast was actually real

-When the boys are eventually rescued, they don’t return to England. Instead, they are sent to America as war continues

-(my friend gave me this one) When the officer lands, he does not speak English

-A natural disaster hits the island

-The boys, rather than pigs, turn to the water for food

-Simon isn’t the one that dies that night

-What if the boys got rescued before anyone (but poor mulberry boy) died?

-Disease strikes the boys

-Jack was always the chief

-It wasn’t Roger that killed Piggy

-Modern AU

-Simon isn’t the only one the Lord of the Flies ‘talks’ to

-Cannibalism.

-One of the boys, thanks to the impromptu landing, is left with an injury that will stick with them for years

-What if there were predators on the island?

-Simon can see the future (because he’s not beating the prophet allegations with this one boys)

-The plane doesn’t end up crashing into the water, it very much stays on the island (dead pilot time)

-British boys weren’t the only ones there

-Character(s) break the fourth wall but are really bad at doing it

-Ralph’s kind of experience on a farm helps to start a little garden

-all the boys were the same age

-The officer doesn’t believe Jack was trying to kill Ralph

-Explore Roger’s state of mind throughout the book

-This wasn’t Simon’s first seizure and it’s definitely not the last

-They find the body of Unnamed Mulberry Boy rest in peace(s)

-They get fallout from nuclear warfare

-An enemy captain finds the island first

-The parachuter was still alive when he landed

-Messages in bottles

-Phobias

-Surprising or not, Jack does NOT want to go home.

-Famine

-Debris from the war washes up

-The biguns contemplate what awaits them after their hypothetical rescue

-This happens during the first world war

-Ralph goes into foster care after being rescued

-A lot less boys survive the island. Explain.

-The Painted Faces Possess. There Is Much More To Fear Than The ‘Beast’.

-The boys never get fire

-Alternatively, the boys become much more civilized under Piggy’s ruling

-Ralph and Jack enter a partnership. Ralph is the level-headed and rational thinker, Jack has the voice and quick thinking. Jalph shippers go wild

-Describe the conversation between Jack and Simon’s guardian and Roger and Piggy’s Auntie.

-Ralph’s father does actually search for them.

-There are snakes

-What is the littluns point of view for through this?

-How do Sam and Eric feel during the rescue and/or hunt?

-Simon comes across the remains of the piglets (the lord of the flies babies)

-Disease does not affect the boys, but the island’s flora

-Disease does not affect the boys, but the island’s fauna

-Acid rain

-Prehistoric remains are found

-Ralph starts enforcing his rules with violence

-The island changes them in more ways than one

-It’s a different animal they are hunting

-Piggy has an asthma attack

-The biguns go through Uncomfortable Island Puberty TM

-Jack’s tribe leans more into cultic behavior. Now, they worship and sacrifice to the Beast

-Simon successfully tells them the truth of the ‘Beast’

-Out of every boy on the island, Jack feels the most guilt in the aftermath. Especially when Ralph is found drowned in a cow trough.

-The littluns start their own tribe

Added 4/22/25:

-Explore the fate of Piggy’s parents

-What was (any of) the boys life like before the island?

-In a dire attempt to keep the boys in order, Ralph turns to religion

-The boys aren’t going to wait for rescue to get off the island

-They weren’t the first humans to wash up on that island

-There are caves beneath the island, going down miles and centuries

-Jack never meant for things to go so far. But now, with the weight of his own deeds, he can’t stop.

-The littluns are the only mature ones

4/23/25: some fantasy prompts to explore more supernatural themes

-Mermaid AU

-Fantasy creatures inhabit the island

-Do something magical with the conch I guess

-The boys get animal mutations

-the war was a government cover up for an active alien invasion the boys experience first hand.

(sorry these seem really vague or bland I’ll fix and update more as I go)

If you do use any plz don’t credit I don’t own ideas but plz plz PLEASE tell me if you do end up posting anywhere so I can read it


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1 month ago

it’s so funny when anti-feminists say “I Chose to submit to my husband, unlike those feminist preaching we should be more MASCULINE!”

Uh

that’s literally feminism

giving women the CHOICE to do as they please, not demanding they be masculine. Betsy no one cares if you’re in a traditionally rolled relationship more power to you

just be glad you are able, thanks to feminists, to chose this not be forced to

1 month ago

LotF Prompt ig

I don’t want people stealing my idea but because I love yall take it anyway

an AU where Simon gets the conch first and people listen to him actually bc he’s cool but also kinda batty and medically weird an they don’t know how to feel about it

please name it Simon Says if you use it please please please I’ve had this in my brain sloshing around all day pleaseeee


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2 months ago
It's My 1 Year Anniversary On Tumblr 🥳

It's my 1 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳


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2 weeks ago

back at it again with the Post Exam Arts

this baby was done in like an hour pray I pass maths

warning mild body horror

Back At It Again With The Post Exam Arts

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1 month ago

Jack’s tribe in the corner singing for and Reese’s cup like the nightmare of an overstimulation the mashup is

they are determined to drive him insane one way or another

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TW: Blood And Gore¿

Hi guys i'm back, uh, yeah

Leaves this on the table and runs away

1 month ago
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1 month ago

Toothless in Berk

Toothless In Berk

I can't wait for the httyd movie so I attempted painting a Berk landscape

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