reading Lord of the Flies for the first time was great
the second time was better
and the third time I’m realising just how much of a freak these boys are
my friends wish it ended in cannibalism I cried for Simon’s death I also had to have it explained to me that Simon had a seizure because I kinda speed ran those two chapters
our lords and throuple Simon Ralph Jack in the first few chapters
quickly devolving into very thick tension between Ralph and Jack and no not just aggression
Simon being a little shit in the woods making everyone uncomfortable with his bullshittery
Roger seeking homicide now that the adults are gone
Percival forgetting his name
piggy’s head getting cracked the fuck open pardon my french
Jack breaking up with Ralph and proceeding to crash out so hard over it he set an island on fire to catch and behead his ex wife (Ralph <3)
Ralph being a little freak in his head all the time
Jack painting himself with blood and putting all his homo feelings in a box and punting it into the ocean
Piggy crying bloody murder Ralph ended up with Jack and when they broke up he got mad and was gonna rush his ass but Roger killer him to protect Jack and Ralph was like bbg nooo and Jack was like bbg YES and went fwral
at least that’s how I remember it happening
A villain would sacrifice the hero for the world
A hero would sacrifice the villain for the world
dont tease ur half-dead boyfriend, jeez
Worlds collide in Amity Park in...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Behold, my piece(s) for the 2024 Phandom @invisobang ♥! I had an incredible time working with my author @raaorqtpbpdy and fellow artist @peculiardiction (see their art HERE) for this fandom bang! It's been so, so long since I've done one eheh.
Check below the cut for a somewhat spoilery image from later in the fic, if you dare >:P
Someone write about Valerie’s incident with the ghost worm
The squad was so vividly bad it drove Ralph CR詠ZY
The femasculinistic urge to write an AU of my AU
this baby was done in like an hour pray I pass maths
warning mild body horror
having anxiety and ADHD is like having a friend that you can never get rid of and everytime you do anything they keep nagging you about it and gaslight the fuck out of you forever until you can’t stand it anymore and just go fuck it we sleep
hey it’s me again srry to bother
BUT ISNT HALFA A LITERAL SLUR??
like the fandom uses it so casually but it’s never 1 actually used in the show 2 when it is once ITS LITERALLY A DEROGATORY TERM??!??
OKK okk maybe not that far but?? Like?? It’s definitely not the scientific term and it’s definitely not used in a friendly way??
it’s just shortening half-a-ghost or half-a-human and idk how to feel about that??
is it rlly just a casual term bc with the context I feel like it’s noot….
I don’t want people stealing my idea but because I love yall take it anyway
an AU where Simon gets the conch first and people listen to him actually bc he’s cool but also kinda batty and medically weird an they don’t know how to feel about it
please name it Simon Says if you use it please please please I’ve had this in my brain sloshing around all day pleaseeee