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im all about reciprocated edling (bc im delusional) but i think painfully one-sided edling is objectively funnier. like

Ling: greed let me have my body for a second. it's important

Greed: huh? we're just sitting around. nothing interesting is going on

Ling: i don't have to explain myself to you can you just do it

Greed: ...alright

Ed, the second Greedling's face changes slightly: oh ling is back. hey

Ling: hello have you ever kissed a boy before follow up question would you like to

Ed:

Ed: what?

Ling: .nevermind [immediately recedes back into his mind and shoves greed back in the drivers seat]

what if one of us had dark hair and had trouble expressing our emotions and frowns about while the other one has lighter hair and trouble expressing their emotions and smiles about it.

funniest thing about full metal alchemist brotherhood is the fact that the state alchemists wouldn't be caught dead in a bad outfit.

you have the biggest diva kimblee who is strutting around ametris in a white suit and then is freaking out about how he needs to draw a line in his job because his newly tailored suit (one of the first things he did once he got out of prison) is filthy

then you have roy mustang who is always in some nice outfit. you can't catch him dead not being stylish

and then you have ed elric who needs to re make his red cloack saying even if its flashy, he should die in style.

fuck u mean the anime about a guy who got his dick and balls stolen by a spirit just made the most heart wrenching cinematographically beautiful tearjerking episode ever

me: “sorry ): can’t come!! got so much to do at home”

me as soon as im home:

I had fun drawing Ed as a cookie

Greed: "I'd call you a fuckboy, but since I don't know your gender, I'm just going to call you a fuck."

Envy: "Fair."

Soviet Miku

Dandadan be like heehe hohoo, I'm a silly jester, look at my pop culture references, look at my dick jokes, hehehe now check out this EMOTIONAL DAMAGE WITH THE POWER OF A THOUSAND SUNS

Shoutout to @skittypretty for once again having some top tier comic commission ideas 👌

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