Some Of My Favorite Mysme Moments On Replay, Pt 3

I think it would be hilarious if when Ed and Al joined team Mustang they just assumed Roy and Riza were married and like one day much to their confusion and sadness they find out they're not and the rest of Team Mustang has to be like we don't really get it either

Alphonse: Hey, what's Leiutenant Hawkeye's last name

Falman: What do you mean? It's Hawkeye. Riza Hawkeye.

Alphonse: What

Falman: H-A-W-K-E-Y-E, R-I-Z-A

Edward: Wait, I thought that was her nickname since she's the top sniper, "The Hawk's eye"

Fuery: Yeah, but her last name is also coincidently "Hawkeye."

Havoc: Honestly, that's probably where the name came from. The officials at the military academy aren't that creative.

Rebecca, with dramatic flare: Or maybe it was her destiny

Alphonse: So, is that why she kept her last name?

Havoc: What do you mean?

Edward: Why she didn't take the colonel bastard's last name?

Alphonse: Yeah, it could be confusing to have a Lieutenant Mustang and Colonel Mustang

Edward: Why do you think I call him Colonel Bastard, it's not just accurate but strategic

Rebecca: Oh . . . honey . . no

Edward: What?

Alphonse: What's wrong?

Edward: Why does everyone look sad all of a sudden?

Rebecca: *sniffles*

Havoc: *puts a comforting hand on Rebecca's shoulder*

Fuery: The Lieutenant and the colonel . . . well . . . They aren't actually married

Rebecca: *starts crying on Havoc's shoulder*

Alphonse: B-but they're together, aren't they?

Rebecca: *cries even louder*

Havoc: *rubs her back comfortingly*

Breda: No, they're not - I mean, well

Alphonse: Why aren't they together?!

Rebecca, sobbing: WWWWHHHYYYY?!

Hakuro: What the hell is going on in here?!

Rebecca: *furiously screams something inaudible at Hakuro*

Hakuro: *exits scaredly*

Later in Resembool they break the sad and shocking news to Winry who actually takes it a lot harder than they do because she ships them soooooo much

Usually it's almost always the FEMALE characters who are given the role of covertly gather intel under the guise of being promiscuous so I love to see manslut roy mustang over here and his super intricate network of hostess besties, and his phone call w "Elizabeth" that basically served as a way for him to communicate w his team.

Like he convinced all the higher ups that he was just a dumb whore so they didn't view him as a threat and then BAM. Proceeds to launch a coup de tat.

Honestly arakawa cooked w him like ok ma'am.

Headcanon of the Day

Every single time Hughes says it, he's talking about Hawkeye. He knows it. Mustang knows it. Hawkeye knows it.

Shoutout to @skittypretty for once again having some top tier comic commission ideas 👌

Bonus:

im all about reciprocated edling (bc im delusional) but i think painfully one-sided edling is objectively funnier. like

Ling: greed let me have my body for a second. it's important

Greed: huh? we're just sitting around. nothing interesting is going on

Ling: i don't have to explain myself to you can you just do it

Greed: ...alright

Ed, the second Greedling's face changes slightly: oh ling is back. hey

Ling: hello have you ever kissed a boy before follow up question would you like to

Ed:

Ed: what?

Ling: .nevermind [immediately recedes back into his mind and shoves greed back in the drivers seat]

Not so failed experiment, 1011

Yume 2kki - Midnight Manor

funniest thing about full metal alchemist brotherhood is the fact that the state alchemists wouldn't be caught dead in a bad outfit.

you have the biggest diva kimblee who is strutting around ametris in a white suit and then is freaking out about how he needs to draw a line in his job because his newly tailored suit (one of the first things he did once he got out of prison) is filthy

then you have roy mustang who is always in some nice outfit. you can't catch him dead not being stylish

and then you have ed elric who needs to re make his red cloack saying even if its flashy, he should die in style.