You Ever Just Fuck Around And Buy $50 Dollars Worth Of Digimon Cards?

Art community want to help me out? Trying to leave the dying bird app but need to build up more of a following over here before I make the switch. 🥺 Possibly follow me? Reblog? Thank you

Howdy friends, mutuals, and followers. I hope I'm not being annoying, but... Did you know that I'm a VTuber with a YouTube channel where I post videos of video game and visual novel playthroughs? (And I plan to get into video essays soon!)

My channel has been struggling pretty badly the past few weeks (my newer content may be shadowbanned? But I am unsure since I am still a very small creator) and it would mean the world to me if people would consider subscribing to my channel.

I'm trying to get to 1000 subscribers and I only need 77 more!

(I understand if y'all are uninterested. I know sometimes my reblogs are probably more up your alley than my content. But I'm still putting it out there!)

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CryptidPlays

Howdy! I'm Cryptid (he/they). I'm a gamer and giant moth cryptid from the US. (I'm a VTuber by day, and an unknowable creature by night.)

Look at this and tell me it doesn’t have “Jetzt zocke ich Fortnite und trinke Cola!” Energy.

“”””Pikachu”””” Balloons

I thought the Pepsi was funny

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I don’t always throw money away, but when I do, it’s $60 bucks on Venom toys, I don’t even like Venom, but I LOVE these Venom… venoms? What is the plural for Venom???

(Not sure what to say. Seems self explanatory)

antisemitic comic book fans are so funny to me like none of your favs would exist if it weren’t for jewish people

Rocket in that one panel of the Hunt For Starlord comic made me think of that one Elmo meme

oh I didn't realize you used to be a huge piece of shit

now this may surprise some of the audience, but the majority of humans have to survive a phase called "being a teenager" and the results are often catastrophic