Me Holding A Gun To A Mushroom: Tell Me The Name Of God You Fungal Piece Of Shit

you who shine, i stand next to you

Hearts

was overwhelmed with the urge to put rui in a maxi skirt.

i hear we are drawing mikus from where we are heres miku from vancouver canada

Kimetsu Academy sillies

Doctor: $140,000 a year

Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year

HAIKYUU CHARACTERS AND THE FUNNY INSULTS THEY’D USE

“your birth certificate was a waste of paper”

TSUKISHIMA. iwaizumi. matsukawa. daichi. YAKU.

“somewhere on this world there’s a tree whose sole purpose is to replace the oxygen you waste. go find that tree and apologize for being the stupidest person i’ve ever met”

oikawa. KUROO. sugawara. akaashi.

“bread can mold, what can you do?”

tsukishima. kenma. SUNA. hanamaki.

“your mother should have swallowed you”

suna. osamu. TANAKA. tendou. yamaguchi.

“you are the human version of period cramps”

bokuto. KIYOKO. sugawara. kita. SAEKO. atsumu.

“yeah? well you smell like hotdog water”

HINATA. yamamoto. nishinoya. kageyama.

Hello,

I hope my message finds you well. I am addressing you from the war-torn Gaza, seeking your help to save my family.

We are a 5-member family, living in constant fear amidst raids and bombings, and suffering from the lack of food, drinking water and other essentials. 😞😞

I have never thought I would be asking people for help to leave my hometown, but the safety and survival of my family stand at stakes.💔

Please, donate to my GFM campaign or share my story for the world to see.🙏🙏

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Best wishes,

Ahmad

https://gofund.me/4f615392

unable to donate, posting to spread recognition and awareness

3 is so evil bestie, can i ask about 3? (u don’t have to answer lol)

3. screenshot or description of the worst take you've seen on tumblr

you are the one sending me other ppl's bad takes adfghjkl do u want me to screenshot our chat

so many kaeya takes i see are the worst. like when fatui teaser released and everyone was yelling how jester is kaeya's dad and kaeya is a fatui plant, including you. literally every single kaeluc take is unhinged. the kaeya psychopath manipulator takes. kaeya shy bean victorian orphan being saved by rag family and he like never known love before takes. kaeya passing out drunk daily in the tavern takes. diluc did nothing wrong takes. this is why i'm never going into kaeya tag afghjkl

every single ship war take i've seen is the most stupid, but after this lantern rite i've seen "guizhong x ping is canon, if you ship her with zhongli its lesbian erasure"

oh oh, i remembered one super infuriating popular take, it's that Xiao should have died in the chasm and that like hoyo didn't kill him bc they're too cowardly and it "cheapened his sacrifice" and zhongli saving him was deus ex machina. bitch his entire character arc is about finding will to live and self-worth, his fucking banner is called "invitation to mundane life", how do ppl manage to see v clearly PTSD chronic pain victim of abuse who thinks he's not worthy of peace coded character and go yeah, when his father figure saved him from suicide attempt it was cheap :\ :\ :\ he should've died :\:\:\