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An OC I made with @dietcolqz

Lucas Goldsmith was born on March 13th, 1986 in Winona, Minnesota. He always had a passion for older items, especially items from the 1920's. As a kid, he would always look at the antique shop window displays to see what items they could have in stock. He would save up his pocket money from doing chores to buy trinkets from those shops. However, his life would be forever changed in late May, 2006 (May 27th) where he was staying at his parents' house for Spring Break. He was going through the attic when he spotted a red bow tie with a single eye print on its front. Curious, he grabbed the bow tie and put it on. This proved to be a mistake as a new personality instantly formed in Lucas within an hour, this personality is actually Ruben Goldsmith; An connoisseur who traveled the globe for new types of wine to taste, while killing people for a cult known as "Luck Fortune". Over the next 16 years, his split personality made Lucas kill out of boredom. Ruben also taught Lucas the art of wine tasting.

Facts about Lucas and Ruben Goldsmith:

His favorite food is roast chicken. Lucas' favorite candy is Fry's Turkish Delight. His favorite snack besides the Turkish delight is roasted chestnuts.

Never call Lucas Goldsmith's split personality a "Ruben Sandwich" because if someone calls him that, Lucas will lose his mind and the police will never find the body if Lucas finds a way to hide it.

Lucas is Panromantic.

Sometimes, Ruben stares into the distance, even when there is nothing there. Mostly because he is able to see spirits.

If Lucas were to meet Bob Velseb, his split personality would probably break his own shins trying to kill Bob.

Whenever Lucas walks, his metal bottomed tap shoes will make clicking noises.

Ruben's favorite wine is Chateau Calon-Segur red wine from France.

Ruben laughs like a noblewoman and carries a foldable fan that rich people in old cartoons have. What the laugh sounds like, (o~hohoho) Note: This is high-pitched.

Whenever Ruben (Lucas' split personality) is especially annoyed, he pulls out his fan and waves it in a passive-aggressive manner. If Ruben is having a mental breakdown, he will wave the fan in his face so fast that it reaches a tornado-like wind force.

Both Lucas and his split personality are both smart-asses and bitches.

Lucas' favorite holiday is Halloween.

If Lucas/Ruben had an aesthetic, it would be Dark academia

Lucas is an excellent baker but can't grill or work with meat otherwise he will burn the house down.

Lucas/Ruben is shorter than Byakuya by 2 inches. (Lucas/Ruben's height: 5'11''. Byakuya Togami's height: 6'1''

Lucas has a pet rock named William.

If Lucas were to never put on the bow tie, he would have become a Librarian in Portland, Oregon with a podcast to run as a side gig.

Ruben is an avid watcher of RuPaul's Drag Race.

From the last question of this Quiz below.

I have gone on a rabbit hole on Google for Tumblr sexymen. I don't fucking know why William Afton is one of them. He killed children and stuffed them inside robots. And he isn't hot, especially when he becomes Springtrap. Damn those furries for oversexualizing Afton. If they weren't so accepting of people who do that and zoophiles and pedos, the FNAF fandom wouldn't be a dumpster fire. I really do not like Nagito from SDR 2 because he's an stupid bag of dicks. He is also hypocritical; look at chapter 4 of that game if you don't believe me, he hates the classmates he is with being the Remnants of Despair despite the fact that he was a part of it.

So pretty!~

'Bird and Peonies' (Edo period) by an unknown Japanese artist.

Woodblock print.

Image and text information courtesy MFA Boston.

Made with Picrew's lillycrew "でつくったよ"

Brenda Sho (SCRAPPED)

Cringetober Day 10

Nervous wreck of a bisexual x somewhat well adjusted MLM or WLW my beloved! <3 /(≧∇≦)/

loving

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I luv this ship jdskbgdlvdmuroeqilagrw (✿◠‿◠)

My ask box is open if any of you have any questions

A good pedo is a dead pedo

I think we all agree that Cheddar should be protected no mater what.

CHEDDAR THE DOG + memes | in · sp

The crabs are royalty. Here, give them some crowns!

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Uh… Here’s some crabs 🤣

We’ve got your basic crab, a Halloween crab, and two spycrabs!!! Use at your leisure! (I might remove the text and make these guys into stickers at some point idk)

The Gist of Eddsworld X Danganropa

Only 20 people have seen a failed director's newest movie. The director and their assistant later get a deal with someone in the UK to make a killing game for those who viewed the movie.

They make some invitations and send them to the 18 ''lucky'' people who viewed the movie via mail. The invite goes as follows:

"Congratulations!

As one of the many viewers of Bubbl Blo, a community of hope is open for you! Arrive by September 1st in 2 PM!

Don't be late!"

The killing game takes place in an apartment complex within a small neighborhood.