049-(after Being Woken Up On Christmas (or Ever) I Seek Righteousness But Ill Take Revenge

106- what if the air we breath is really a drug that makes us see a dazed version of the world what when people take drugs and trip they see the real world and thats why their illegal.

049- Yeah ok sure but i need you to stop eating my medical cocaine

035: What do you need to figure it out?

049: the ability to clone myself and a years supply of adderall

035: Ill put on the coffee

Hot take, Criminal Minds is just Scooby Doo for adults.

(049, 035 and 106 babysitting 053)

053-(falls and starts crying)

106-(rolling around on the floor in tears from laughter) CIFBBFUEBFWIUSBABUUVSO

035-(trying his hardest not to laugh) A-pfh Are-heh- you? (wheeze) ok-AHHAHAHAHH

049-(abiut to have a full on fucking panic attac) STOP LAUGHING 682 WILL HAVE OUR HEADS!!!

035: what ya got there?

049 high as balls on morphine: ca ntalOupe

Im back and im back in style with an even stupider idea- SCPs as Photos in my camera roll

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682:

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106:

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Jay:

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Clef:

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That’s it! Ima go hibernate for another three months

Scps as random quotes

035- I dont know who this BITCH is but she is KILLING IT! AH!

049-J- Occupation? The family disappointment

049- Call me an escalator because i let people down

035- LOWER CASE IS FOR THE LOWER CLASS

049- I cant find it i cant find it

035- What are you looking for?

049- My happiness

049- What is this henti? I heard Dr Bright speaking of it, but i myself have not encountered a henti

Dr Clef- (WHEZEEING)

035- DOC, NO!

Dr Bright- Im gonna tell him

035- NO

035- you will not have peace?

(woman walks by)

035- have a peice of that- nah thats not my type

035- shes pretty

035- its just my type is men

035- hahahhaHAHAHHAH

AAHHAHAah!