Someone Somewhere (I Forgot Where...) Once Said Alfons Was In This Picture

Suez Canal blockage

Can the suez canal blockage with solved with tonnes of dynamite?

KABOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!

goodbye ship!

goodbye cargo!

Hello shrapnel! (guess the surrounding area shall have to be emptied)

but would flying some explosives over there, exploding the ship and its cargo cost less for people, since that would let the trade go through again, or would that damage the canal, and cost people more?

Mello is a magician?! That would be so cool!

Death note characters + emojis

well unreset that counter because i was participating in the Scarlet stream with 2z (i think that was our host's name?), and other recent runs as well. I mentioned the 2014 one because that one was the most prominent in people's memories, had the most people chaotically making stuff together similar to the number participating in goncharov, plus all the lore isn't mostly on the main TPP subreddit anymore, it's slightly harder to find.

all this sudden lore surrounding "goncharov" is reminding me of the time many people collectively made lore and art for the Twitch Plays Pokemon stream in 2014. Goncharov is kind of like tumblr's Twitch Plays Pokemon.

therandominmyhead here is your joltik anthem on cello and voice and basically i have too much time on my hands

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paul mccartney and alec baldwin interview about john lennon (recorded october 9 2020)

from siriusxm radio

recorded at a low low quality of 11025 hz

remove spaces

mega . nz/file/IrpRyKLD#zHw0dODrfUvzs9KOh4UHrDZhugS5OAr7REXmUUOFZ28

it’s like 10% interview, and 90% song/filler. around 1 hour and 14 minutes, 30 mb filesize. I think paul did a few performances of some songs (that i forgot because i was busy doing homework) before that, but i forgot to record it. go to the recent news and look for when the interview is playing again on sirusxm, and tune in around 5 or 10 minutes before, and maybe you have a chance of hearing it

download the thing if the site doesn’t let you listen to it all since mega nz restricts watch minutes (make sure u r on firefox or chrome)

it might stretch or go beyond the limits of the motion shown in the Cars movies, but maybe you can:

open and close the doors

open or slam the boot compartment

turn on or off the inside lights

rotate the outside mirrors

turn on or off the outside lights

puff the airbag when very stressed (it's probably not visible behind the eyes, but maybe the noise can still be heard)

as mention above, use the windshield wipers

use the windshield wiper fluid

make the revving engine noises

have them drive around while talking. e.g. a happy car might do donuts, or a sad car might slump in neutral position and roll where the ground takes them, or slowly reverse. or affectionately use their bumpers to softly bump another car. etc.

Cars Fanfic Author Problems:

“Wait a minute can they even do this they’re freaking cars”

You start to write something about ears or hands and then you remember like “…oh wait-”

getting anxious about putting human food in a scene so you just say oil to make it less conflicting

C A R  H U G S …

“THEY’VE GESTURED WITH THEIR TIRES LIKE TEN TIMES ALREADY DO SOMETHING ELSE YOU STUPID VEHICLES LIKE I LOVE YOU BUT PLEASE MAKE IT EASIER FOR ME”

unsure about how to make a scene more dynamic cause the characters can really only just sit there talking to each other

“IS. LIGHTNING. MCQUEEN. OOC. I SWEAR HE’S OOC IN THIS SCENE”

Or, alternatively: “IS ANYONE IN-CHARACTER IN THIS SCENE OH GOD I DON’T KNOW THIS SERIES AT ALL DO I I’M HORRIBLE”

“wait do they even have windshield wipers”

“how far can they stretch their axles out like arms omg this must read so awkward”

when you have to write Mater’s dialogue and you start  to say it out loud in the Larry the Cable Guy voice cause good God how do you write that voice properly (i.e. occasional horrid grammar and/or catchphrases)

*incoherent screaming about car anatomy*

“Okay would McQueen really cry here no he’d hold it in- but wait a second wouldn’t it be more powerful if he broke down here- alright listen up here-”

“OKAY IS IT THE ENGINE OR THE BATTERY THAT’S THE HEART I’M SO CONFUSED AND I’M THE ONE WRITING IT”

Seriously though, I’d like to thank you for actually reading the article! I don’t particularly like or hate the Cars franchise, but seeing its new movie already getting this negative press on tumblr makes me sad, especially when it feels like people are blaming the director for something he didn’t say.

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Sounds bad.

If Edward Elric gets a lot of info on our world jammed into his head with his first encounter with the Gate, does that mean he knows when and where all the important historical events will happen? If he does, that means he and Al can make photo-bombing important moments of history a hobby, Post-CoS!

And then conspiracy theorists start finding out that many photos for some reason feature the same two blonde men.

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