I Am So Normal I Promise

owie owow yeowch my back

if i postpone my oncoming crisis enough i could avert it with the fifth mainia episode this week :D

i met my son today his name is dingle weezer and he is pregnant

Destroying the magnetic tapes is likely nefarious & not stupid but you do see people go "it runs on technology from 30 years ago!" all the time without ever asking if there's, like, a reason. An industry using computers that are eight years old is in "maybe they're too cheap to upgrade" territory. An industry universally using computers from the 1980s is in "oh they know what they're doing" territory

*guy who is very clearly going through. something* oh yknow. just a little tired haha

im actually quite enamored with the idea of living through an apocolypse, and considering how im the utmost unbothered by most happenings because i regularly hallucinate, im faring better than most should be,, luckily shits been going downhill for a while or people might be reacting like a medieval peasent to a nintindo switch

oh what a time to be american

Why does being really sleepy either make u feel mellow and content or like you're going to actually kill yourself for real this time & no in-between

HELP WHY AM I HEARING OMINOUS MUSIC

are you telling me youd willy his wonka.

willy wonkas little tricks wouldnt work on me cuz im not nine years old. im not going onto the factory floor during a tour thats insane

mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately