Let’s Make A Giant F In The Chat For Those Who Don’t Have Polls Yet.

"Do you know the new tiktok trend where--" No.

Blocking someone annoying isn’t easy for a soft boiled egg man like me but it’s still doable. Unfollowing someone amusing who reblogs 1 insufferable post every 2 weeks tho? Way too fucking difficult. So I’ve developed a strategy that’s so stupid it actually works: Roleplaying as a yugioh antagonist.

You were being mean with neither whimsy or compassion on my dash? I whisper “Blue eyes white dra/go/ fuck yourself” [unfollowed]

Bad hot take? “Get banished to the shadow realm!” [blocked]

This is me with my cat

A random character sheet I made for fun.

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Sandman // Morpheus // Dream of the Endless by Álvaro Fernández González

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For most people, life doesn’t truly begin until they’re 26-30. The way we romanticize and obsess over youth is super harmful. Your life is not over at 21, I promise you. It’s just beginning

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"SURVIVING"