I Love Fanfic Writers. Never Change.

so bECAUSE OF DREAMS FACE REVEAL I WENT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING AT 12AM SO NATURALLY SOMEONE THOUGHT I WAS BEING MURDERED AND CALLED THE POLICE AND WHEN THEY GOT HERE I HAD TO GIVE THEM MY EXPLANATION FOR SCREAMING AT 12AM SO I JUST SAID DREAM AND ONE OF THE COPS EYES SUDDENLY GOT REALLY BIG AND THEN HE SAID “HE FACE REVEALED??!?” AND THEN HE WATCHED THE VIDEO ON HIS PHONE I HAVE A GROWN POLICE MAN SITTING IN MY DRIVEWAY CRYING AND CURSING AT THE DREAM TEAM UNDER HIS BREATH HIS PARTER GAVE HIM A SHOCK BLANKET OH MY GOD

preach it

Favorite genre of post

me: i love reading angst

me reading angst:

crying

"My child is fine."

Your child has an obsession and is in love with multiple people and they’re not even real

we’re still here. happy pride 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

he will never be unfunny

this is so fucking funny

We stan baby Thor