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made a beginners guide for the twitter newbies hope this helps <3

he will never be unfunny

this is so fucking funny

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This is the funniest thing I’ve seen about the whole Musk Twitter Event because imagine being so bad that John Green, the man who was famously run off Tumblr by literal maniacs editing his post to a serenade to cocks in the Green Cock Incident, considers Twitter to be The Worst Site, ie worse than Tumblr. Insane

This isn't even a hate message this is just the funniest possible thing in the universe. I'm losing my shit laughing right now

GET HIS ASS RITSU

putting “lying to kids is ok” on the table immediately looks bad. but theres nuance. because kids deserve to have as much context and respect as anyone else you live with. but also. telling them that leaving doors open will make ants carry away the entire house is necessary until their brains can quantify the heating&air bill