Dinner Time

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This Is The Life You Chose

living in the desert you had to change a lot about yourself and the way you lived, you used to live in California in a house wedged between two redwood trees in the forest. how you ended up in Arrakis was a mystery that was yet to be solved. it didn't take much convincing for you to become right hand to the Bene Gesserit lady Jessica. she spoke very little to those around her but to you, it felt strange because she always had a lot to say. she would ask you if you were okay, if you slept well or if you ate even. it would go pretty much like this. "Montie do make sure you drink water and eat today, and sit up straight you'll get horrendous back pain little one". the pet name nearly killed you but you managed to lock your feelings away rather tightly. lady Jessica picked you to be her right hand for reasons unknown, the first day you met did not go how you planned at all.

you were outside your tent with a blunt in your hand smoking the spice of the sands enjoying the air and sunlight, preparing to mentally get ready for the day ahead. out of nowhere you saw two men walk up to you wielding swords, because you were an outcast being in your position you could easily get killed and no one would care to notice, so you ran up and tripped the man from under him summersaulted behind him and got back on your feet putting him in a chokehold before he could touch you. the other man got socked clean in the face by your elbow before you got touched. "who are you two...what do you want".!!!you asked your eyes burning with spice. though you were high off the dunes of Arrakis you senses heightened tremendously.

" Lady Jessica would like a word with you". the man under your hold spoke softly as to not piss you off any further. "so you had to get my attention by trying to kill me." you spoke with venom lacing your tone. "she wanted us to test your strength, as you are to be her new right hand." the other man said. "the fuck happened to the first one". you asked plainly. the men looked at each other and that gave you your answer. -TIME SKIP- Back at the palace lady Jessica sat in her chambers awaiting your arrival, once she heard the doors open she stood up and approached you. "My lady if you wanted my services a simple note or delivery would have been accepted". you said softly. the woman raked over your features, the way your shoulders arms and chest stuck out the most in your still suit. how your legs bulked and sculpted the linings of the suit and how your hair fell in locs past your shoulders. the rivers of locs were flowing with sand and spice sparkled in every one from the dunes you ventured through. your beautiful green eyes told a million stories.

Lady Jessica didn't speak to you much but merely thanked you without words for being her new protector. "what is your name dear one"? she asked lowly, her sultry voice sending shivers straight to your core. "Montie". you spoke freely. she nodded slowly and circled you, she reached for a blue liquid that swirled in a glass vile like a calm river flowing downstream. "what's that my lady". you asked. this is the water of life, it can show you things in this world that no human is supposed to see. but the choice to join me is yours". she said gazing at you with her piercing blue eyes. "if i refuse"? you asked challengingly. she stepped closer to you and raised an eyebrow as if accepting your challenge. she leaned close enough to your ear for her lips to softly graze the lobe. "you will join me".

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the sleepover

you held on to Ellie for dear life panting and moaning your heart and soul out. Ellie's muscles flexed as she pounded you into the mattress. "Ugh fuck...b...baby" you whined biting your lip. "Relax baby, mommy's got you." She said cooing into your ear. Your eyes rolled to the back of your head with a sultry moan and a full tug of Ellie's hair. Ellie moaned into your neck biting down on your jugular. "fuuuck." You clenched around the strap she drove deep into your dripping folds. Your vision went blurry and your head spinned from ecstacy. That night was the best night of your life

My Love Will Never Die

Rhaenyra looked into your eyes as if gazing into your soul, the dragon stood behind you with a guttural moan erupting from it's body. The echo of the growl vibrated through your veins making your heart beat faster. "My love will never die dear one". she said softly to the point where only you could hear it. A single tear fell from your eye the moment you heard her yell Dracary's she did not want to, every part of her being fought against it but she did. For you, her kingdom, her throne. it was the only way to save you. A wail that shuddered through your entire being tore through you like shards of glass. "Until we meet again my love". you managed to whisper while placing your hands on the sacred stone ground.

I really said

Agatha x Male Reader headcanons!

• She leaves you for a woman.

pillow princess

"Fuck Gina!" You moaned while being buried face deep into the mattress. Regina fucking George was taking you for all you had in her own house in her bed. You don't even remember how you got here. The last thing you remember is being at a party with your friend, Regina crashing the party during your smoke sesh and catching you while you were in your state of uncontrollable bliss. "you like that baby"? She asked, voice laced with lust and desire. "fuck yes". You said biting your lip to suppress more noise. Regina softly grabbed your chin and turned your face to look at her. "oh nah baby, my mom isn't gonna be home for another two hours, mommy's gonna need to hear you". She said smirking to herself knowing she has you wrapped. Literally.

Does anyone else think about what it would be like to have sex in a graveyard? Is it fun? Is it sad? Is it bittersweet? Will the spirits applaud you for having enough balls? Would they want to join in? Give me your thoughts I'm curious. No disrespect to the dead. It's just a genuine curiosity of mine. I think it's sadistically darkly romantic

this one is lowkey weird but can you please write edr platonic!ellie x reader where ellie plays more of a motherly role towards the reader and is cheering them up after they had a bad day 🙏🙏

sorry i lowkey only request evil dead but ur the only dude that writes them and you write them so well 😭 -🛒anon]

OMG HELLO WELCOME TO THE FAMILY 🛒 ANON (the shopping cart is my favorite emoji omg) ; and oh my lord thank you so much!! and yes I've never really drifted out of this fandom, I only got more attached to it LMAO, please spam me w edr reqs bc I love writing for it lol 🫶🫶🫶

ELLIE BIXLER ; motherly love

summary ; you had a bad day and retreat to the Bixler's apartment

warnings ; language, motherly type of affectionate nicknames (baby, sweetheart, & honey)

genre ; platonic fluff

word count ; 543

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You'd had a rough day at school, which you ranted about the whole rainy bus ride home with Danny. You'd already gotten confirmation that you could come over from the blonde, considering his mother loved you like you were her own, and also because your own mother couldn't love you like how she did.

You threw your things down in your apartment and immediately ran down to the Bixler's, knocking on their door. Kassie opens the door, welcoming you in as she informs you why Bridget wasn't in school today since she was sick. You quickly find Ellie, working at her desk.

Once Bridge scoops up Kassie to help her with the hot glue gun, you turn to the woman you viewed as your mother, tears welling in your eyes. She quickly looks to you, and stands up, wrapping you in a hug.

"Oh, baby, what happened? Are you okay?" She asks, knowing that you got off the bus with Danny no more than ten minutes ago. "What's wrong?"

"I don't know what I'm gonna do with my life, and my fucking guidance counselor was like 'you're gonna be a senior soon, you need to make something of yourself' and I don't know what I'm good at! And fucking no one knows how to shut their mouths and I have no friends other than Danny, and it fucking sucks and I hate this stupid shit!" You rant, crying into her arms. Her red hair slightly drapes over your shoulders and your head, wrapping you in a sort of protection, in a way.

She hugs you a little tighter and rocks you a bit, comforting you by listening and rubbing circles into your back. She listens calmly, holding you tight to give you a sense of protection from the world so nothing could hurt you.

"You're okay, honey, it's okay. I can help you"

"I'm tired of feeling like a fucking loser! I want to do shit with my life, I don't wanna be a deadbeat like my stupid parents!"

"It's okay, you're okay." She strokes a hand through your hair, listening to your weeping, your tears temporarily staining her shirt. "I'll help you, honey, it's okay"

You look up at her, your arms wrapped around her midsection tightly. "Please help me, I can't do this anymore"

"I will, baby, you're gonna be alright. You're gonna get through this. " She lightly smiles with a nod, reassuring you.

You loved that she didn't dumb down your problems or tell you it wasn't a big deal, or that you needed to grow up. Ellie understood you, she understood you more than nearly anyone else in this world, she was your favorite human. You started calling her mom long ago.

She made you dinner and brought over leftovers for you frequently. She bought and brought you old clothes, she was there to comfort you when you were down, and there to help motivate you when you got so depressed that you couldn't function.

"I need help, Mom. I'm scared" You sob, clinging onto her.

"You're gonna be okay, I promise you, I swear to you. Just calm down, okay?" She whispers, noticing you beginning to hyperventilate and hiccup.

"I love you"

"I love you too, sweetheart"

I cackled so hard 🤣🤣🤣🤣

no one is doing it like her