Adorable!!

Massive love for mr zombie

Some people will never fit into your life, no matter how much you want them to.

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It’s 2am and I’m shitposting!

i loved you when i could never even love myself

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Good Vibes here

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British intelligence at its best! Only just coming to light in The U.K, HMS VENGEANCE "accidentally" fired an "unarmed" missile at Florida. Lucky they were able to disable it. This happened last June when we was voting for Brexit, we left the E.U "accidentally fired a fucking missile then our all round shit bag of a prime minister David bastard Cameron decides to fuck off! (A bit to fucking fishy) Please do not start blowing up parts of the USA. "Accidentally" or not. Fucking Downing Street!!! I think we need a new prime minister..

Kurt Cobain’s Stratocaster

most annoying things about the signs

aries: “i’m an aries”

taurus: super jealous and territorial but goes after everyones man 

gemini: judgy!! 

cancer: super specific about their sleeping situation like “it has to be 100% dark and i need a fan on and exactly 2.5 pillows and a queen sized bed to myself”

leo: would break their own fingers to be the center of attention for 5 seconds

virgo: the flakiest people ever, will call you 5 hours after you were supposed to meet and say they fell asleep

libra: will manipulate you for dumb reasons like make you think you want mcdonalds so it doesnt seem like it was their idea

scorpio: genuinely a little bit evil for no reason

sagittarius: never calm down???like please relax

capricorn: will fuck up their own life and then whine about it like it wasn’t 100% their own fault

aquarius: constantly says they don’t like petty/fake people but lowkey one of the most petty/fake signs / 

pisces: constantly crying and need to be babied