…shuddup

skyrim loading screen tip: you can block with your weapons! me, running headfirst into battle and blocking absolutely nothing: go fuck yourself

Solas: okay, step one: don't get attached.

Lavellan: sweet talker

Solas: failed step one

myth and legend and rebirth and myth

*thunder crackling*

THOU ART LISTENING TO

*fireball explosion*

102.3

*bubbling cauldron*

REAL WIZARDS FM

*shimmering mana crystal*

WHERE WE PLAYETH NOTHING BUT CHANTS, CHANTS, AND MORE CHANTS

*wololo*

THIS ART NOT THINE ELDER MATRIARCH'S STATION

*Imagine Dragons - Radioactive starts playing*

new tv show: so, which couple do you ship?

me: whichever one is doomed

Me, when I remember that Zutara was supposed to be a thing, and then some douche canoe noped the fuck out.

chris hemsworth is like a DnD character whose class 100% does not require a high charisma stat but he put it as his highest stat anyways like “hmm I think it will be useful (:” so he just walks around as a muscle-bound brawler who can also inexplicably get anything he wants from anyone by smiling at them 

My blog policy is If you see something, say something

Can you make a master post for all of your travel times posts?

coming right up!

travel times in thedas masterpost

there are quite a few, so i suggest crtl + f / cmd + f to search the page for your destination!

by game

originsawakeninginquisition

by character

duncan’s route to all the originshawke’s escape from lotheringdanarius’ route to kirkwall – includes two possible routeslavellan’s route to the conclave – includes three possible routesthe inquisition’s route to skyholdbanished wardens’ route to weisshaupt

by route

adamant fortress to weisshauptamaranthine to denerimamaranthine to the dragonbone wastesantiva city to denerimcumberland to vyrantiumdalish camp (origins) to ostagardalish camp (origins) to mont-de-glacedenerim to dalish camp (origins)denerim to havendenerim to lotheringdenerim to soldier’s peakgherlen’s pass to kinloch holdhaven to skyhold – after ‘in your heart shall burn’highever to denerim – includes three possible routeshighever to havenjader to havenkinloch hold to amaranthinekinloch hold to higheverkirkwall to amaranthinekirkwall to higheverkirkwall to jaderkirkwall to ostwick – includes two possible routeslavellan clan camp to haven – includes three possible routeslothering to dalish camp (origins)lothering to kinloch holdlothering to ostagarlothering to redcliffeminrathous to estwatch  – new!!minrathous to kirkwall – includes two possible routesminrathous to vyrantiumnordbotten to weisshauptredcliffe to gherlen’s passredcliffe to havenredcliffe to honnleathseheron city to qunandar (par vollen)skyhold to adamant fortressskyhold to crestwood villageskyhold to cumberlandskyhold to dalish camp (inquisition)skyhold to din’an hanin (emerald graves)skyhold to estwatch – includes two possible routes  – new!!skyhold to fort connor (hinterlands)skyhold to halamshiralskyhold to hargrave keep (fallow mire)skyhold to havenskyhold to jaderskyhold to minrathous – includes three possible routesskyhold to ostwickskyhold to redcliffe villageskyhold to rock top ridge (hissing wastes)skyhold to sahrnia (emprise du lion)skyhold to solasan (forbidden oasis)skyhold to south reachskyhold to suledin keep (emprise du lion)skyhold to the storm coastskyhold to therinfal redoubtskyhold to val royeuxskyhold to wycome  – new!!vigil’s keep to amaranthinevigil’s keep to the black marshvigil’s keep to the knotwood hillsvigil’s keep to the wending woodweisshaupt to val royeauxwycome to denerimwycome to estwatch – new!!wycome to haven – includes three possible routeswycome to jaderwycome to kirkwall

DIY

transport speeds – includes dragons & ravensscale map of thedas – includes my reasoning & maths

route not here?

latest version of this post – most up-to-date, check here for more routes!da travel tag – all routes & da travel discussionsrequest a route – i’m literally always up to do map shenanigans =]

UPDATED 28.5.16

@pickulohsmash Eylsa? Is that you?

"I hate you the second least out of anyone in the party!" -the Bard's attempt at giving inspiration

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