People Need To Realize That There’s A Difference Between Straight People And Straight People™

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So I just had an epiphany

There are so many opportunities for Klance after they finally return to Earth so just buckle your imaginary seatbelt and prepare yourself for the bumpy ride that is this text post.

once they return, the team parts ways to reunite with their families (keith gets an apartment with shiro because brotp and he finally builds that motorcycle)

this lasts for about a month until pidge resorts to forming a group chat and they send a picture of hunk crying face-down on their sofa, and they caption it “this is the third time this week, we need to meet up and help this poor boy”

basically hunk goes through issues because he misses everyone and takes it the hardest out of everyone I think

long story short pidge and shiro arrange a meet-up day where the gang reunites 

lance and keith get so excited to see each other at first that they start to run to each other and then they stop right before they hug each other because they realize oh shit I’m supposed to be annoyed with him still for some reason??

lance cracks a flirty joke and keith scowls because wow so stereotypical

this lasts about an hour until shiro has had enough and he uses his Dad Voice TM to inform the two boys that they are both idiots who deserve each other

they have fun after that, and once the day is over lance wraps his arm around keith and whispers “maybe you’re not so bad after all, Red” in his ear before smirking casually and walking away

this leaves keith with unusually flaming hot cheeks and a lot of suggestive looks from shiro, pidge, and hunk who wiggles his eyebrows up and down

the next day, keith texts lance and asks if he wants to maybe hang out again

and so they have their first coffee shop date which was completely boring and very awkward 

it was filled with a lot of pauses in conversation and coughs to fill the quiet

before they parted lance shoots him a look and says “that was the worst date ever, I know we could do better”

keith smiles for the first time all day and replies with, “and here I was beginning to think you were just horribly dull after all”

they go on many more dates after that, and avoid coffee shops with a passion because no thank you that was boring

most of their dates consist of rock-climbing and going for hikes, but sometimes they just sit and watch movies together and lance cuddles up to keith who is extremely startled but notices it actually feels nice which is even more disturbing than the urge to trace the slight freckles on lance’s nose he hadn’t ever noticed before

just so many possibilities for klance once they come back home and this is just one of them that i thought of

wait… does coran have a mullet too…….

Klance headcanons cause I’m lonely af

Those two love the more kinda simple dates. Like movie theatre dates, then going out for dinner, and just walking around while they hold hands.

Lance has this scarf he stole from Keith and he wears it all the time

Keith: “babe, why do you have to wear that scarf? It seriously doesn’t even go with the outfit your wearing.” Lance: “so what? Let me wear it.” As he sticks his tongue out at him

Keith also got them each kind of matching rings that they wear every single day cause 1. YOI and 2. Cause he thought it was nice

He also got them these two little matching magnets because “even if they ever broke up or if they were far apart, they’d always be able to find each other”

Keith thought it was kinda cheesy but lance is a slut for cheesy stuff

While Keith gets the deep gifts, lance gets Keith stuff like a rainbow knife or a Deadpool key chain cause Keith loves Deadpool

They also compare themselves a lot to other characters they ship

Keith is Deadpool while Lance is Spider-Man. Keith is Yuri while Lance is Victor. Etc.

Lance is a huge hugger but Keith’s kinda the jealous type

Lance: *hugging hunk* Keith: *clearly mad, next to pidge* I’m telling you! He loves everyone except for me

Oh! Keith also loves going to visit Lance’s family even though they kinda do scare him a little bit.

He just isn’t used to having that many people around him, but he loves the energy and hearing lance speak Spanish to his family even if he has no idea what they’re saying

They kind of mess around with Keith a lot and target him. Lance’s sister: “Keith! Okay so if you want to say ‘I’m hungry’ you say ‘Ay papito dámelo’” and Keith of course tries saying it

Lance and everyone laugh at him while Keith is confused and lance tells him it means “daddy give it to me”

Keith blushes really hard but Lance thinks it’s adorable and Keith knows he’s loved in the household. They just like to have their harmless fun

Keith also loves taking care of Lance’s nieces and nephews.

He’ll gladly shower then or feed them whenever it’s needed because there’s always so much going around when they visit Lance’s family

Honestly, it makes him think about how he’d love to have children with Lance someday

Lance has thought about it too while he saw Keith singing his niece to sleep

For vagina-owner safety

Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.

Fun fact, people often unconsciously mimic the person they're thinking about most... hmm

Keith and Lance mirror each other so often and it’s the cutest thing

Klance Headcanon

- Okay so the team is investigating the ruins of some seemingly abandoned planet bc they received a distress signal or w/e

- Keith comes across this weird device that looks sort of like a compass?? but he doesn’t recognize any of the symbols on the rim and the needle’s kind of swinging around a bit even when keith stays still

 - so he figures it’s broken and is considering just dropping it when *surprise!* they’re ambushed by galra soldiers

- fight instincts kick in and they make it back to their lions and escape miraculously unscathed etc etc

- Keith doesn’t even realise he had shoved the compass into his pocket until a few days later when he’s cleaning his suit

- This time the needle stays pointing in the same direction no matter which way keith moves 

- he shows it to Coran the next time they’re alone, who gets really excited when he sees it

- As far as he can tell, the symbols say it’s meant to point you towards whatever you most desire

-Keith finds the vagueness of that really irritating so Coran just shrugs and says that’s probably why the invention never took off on other planets

- Keith takes to carrying it around with him in his pocket anyway, and when he’s really bored and on his own he takes it out and watches it

- Usually the needle itself stays pretty stationary, even if the direction its pointing in has changed

- Sometimes though it spins around like crazy

- Keith figures it definitely has to be broken

- Until one day when the whole team is gathered in the control room to argue what the next step in their current predicament should be

- The team are pretty split down the middle, Allura spearheading her side with Shiro leading the counter argument

- it’s been going on for over an hour at this point and everyone’s extremely frustrated, even Lance is pacing back and forth

- Keith thinks the answer is obvious, especially with Shiro on their side, so he sits back grumpily and lets him handle it 

- He takes his out his compass out of habit, checking if the direction has changed since this morning

- When he realizes 

- The needle is swinging back and forth

- keeping pace with Lance’s anxious pacing perfectly

Work it B!

some yoga to help me through this horrible art block

Disney Gentlemen + Different ways to say “I love you”