*kabuto Voice* Please Be Patient, Orochimaru-sama, The Window Isn’t Gone, You Just Minimized It. 

As a rule of thumb, don't reblog donation posts or people asking for donations unless they've been vetted and reblogged by Palestinian bloggers. We usually go to lengths to verify this shit because we know scammers have been faking to get people to send them money, using the urgency of our genocide as bait.

It's disgusting this is what we're dealing with, but people are losing money because of some truly evil people out there.

Accounts don't just randomly spring up on tumblr without gofundmes while asking for someone to help them create a campaign. Fuck out of here with that shit.

Reblog and put in the tags how your icon would react to you kissing them

Which color of the sky do you love the most?

Tumblr I'm begging u give me the polls...

twitter changing their logo to doge really solidified how much of a garbage fire of a website it has become.

REBLOG IF NAZIS OFFEND YOU MORE THAN NIPPLES.

Girl you need to get out of bed faster than this

"Never, EVER raise your hand to a fledgling" What a bunch of WOKE nonsense! You know, when I was a fledgling, my maker beat my ass AT LEAST three times a week because I would mouth off and get into some bullshit. Built character. Kept me out of trouble. Taught me to respect my elders AND the Great Laws.

Fledglings these days don't respect either of those things. They're insolent. Reckless. No sense of decorum. Just take that Molloy kid. Running around out in the mortal world spilling our secrets and stirring up shit. You know he doesn't even have a maker because he goes around asking every vampire who can hear him, "Have you seen my maker? Have YOU seen my maker?" I'd feel bad for him if he'd just learned to keep his mouth shut.

If he HAD a respectable maker who wasn't a lousy deadbeat, the little shit'd get his ass beat so hard he'd be in coffin for a MONTH, Satan bless. And ALL of this bullshit could've been avoided. But now I'm gonna get CANCELED for saying it!

Girlie can't die. 'Bodyswaps' with whoever it us that kills her.

-she gets killed. Dead.

-killer starts to wig out.

-killer starts to transform into girlys face and body.

-girlys 'reborn' in the body of her killer.

God just won't let her die. What an ass.

This girl can bleed gold!

Start with girlie being kidnapped by a cult and strung up for her blood, cult profits off liquid gold.

Two adventure come in, cocky assholes. Horror movie sequence starts, girlie killed the cult. Now is gonna kill them. Paladin douche kills her first. But we know what happens :)

Then she goes on adventure. Then, girlie somehow lands herself a job working as a maid for some rich king ass dude, mega powerful. Pretty much becoming the maid of the final boss type beat.

everyone say thank you greta