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hey atheists

if god doesn't exist how come I have this fucking picture of him?

Elden ring Frenzied Flame ending yuri scenario, where Melina is constantly trying to hunt down and murder stab stab murder the Tarnished, who is doesn't hold any hatred to Melina at all. They just welcome her with open arms and gaze upon her lovingly as they duel again amd again and again.

Is this anything?

terrible elden ring idea they don't have normal births, like blood and all. but tree births!

so far, this is as much as I have for a type of map of the city. the main tower is supposed to be bigger, not everything is really drawn to size

would this technically count towards spoilers?

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

this man doesn't even wear socks.

no i'm a filthy socialist, get your facts straight

"Never, EVER raise your hand to a fledgling" What a bunch of WOKE nonsense! You know, when I was a fledgling, my maker beat my ass AT LEAST three times a week because I would mouth off and get into some bullshit. Built character. Kept me out of trouble. Taught me to respect my elders AND the Great Laws.

Fledglings these days don't respect either of those things. They're insolent. Reckless. No sense of decorum. Just take that Molloy kid. Running around out in the mortal world spilling our secrets and stirring up shit. You know he doesn't even have a maker because he goes around asking every vampire who can hear him, "Have you seen my maker? Have YOU seen my maker?" I'd feel bad for him if he'd just learned to keep his mouth shut.

If he HAD a respectable maker who wasn't a lousy deadbeat, the little shit'd get his ass beat so hard he'd be in coffin for a MONTH, Satan bless. And ALL of this bullshit could've been avoided. But now I'm gonna get CANCELED for saying it!

I hope everyone is having a fucking day

messmer addresses his loyal knights