Right 😩🤌

John Mulaney: Oceans 11 with women wouldn’t work because two would break off to talk shit about the other nine

Me: it’s called Oceans 8 and two of them almost fucked

WATCH YOUR WALLETS

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH AAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA 😭😭😭🤲🤲🤲😭💝💝💝💝💝💝‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

I've always tried to seach for 1980s pics of jet-black mullet George Clooney and blond curtain bang Brad Pitt TO WRITE YOUNG VERSIONS OF Danny/Rusty

OMG OMG LOOOK AT THE DRAWINGGGGG 💥💥💥💥

They look exactly like young George/Brad in their 20s 😭😭😭💖💖🍓🍓

Fucking look at them ☹️☹️ I'm dying I'm crying I'm lit scream for this drawing 🧎‍♀️🤲💖

Ocean’s 2

LET ME SPEAK UP FOR OUR MAN RUSTY RYAN'S OUTFIT!!!

"Rusty dresses like trash." EXCUSE ME??!!

IT'S: “Rusty walks in like the runway”

In Ocean’s Trilogy, Rusty's always dressed to kill. You look at him and you know he understands what he’s wearing and why. Slim-fit suits, bold color choices that still look classy, layering done with surgical precision. Unbuttoned silk shirts, designer shades, luxury watches — he’s cool without trying too hard.

Meanwhile Danny plays it safe with his classic suits. And Linus… oh my god, Linus… the sweaters, the gray jackets —he looks like a lost office intern =)) And NOBODY EVEN SAYS ANYTHING ABOUT LINUS FASHION TASTE, while Rusty wears one slightly crinkled silk shirt and suddenly he’s “dressed like a dumpster fire” 🥲💔

To sum it up: Rusty’s fashion is chaotic but curated. It’s loud, yes. But it slaps. If Rusty isn’t stylish, then who is??

OMG THIS ART STYLE 💝💝💝

Pruebas de tinta con los novios 💋💋💋

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I’ve been back on my oceans kick and does anyone else think it’s cute that in the beginning Danny asked Frank “Do you know where he is?” You would think with the newspaper he’s reading he would be talking about Ruben, but Frank is like “ur bf is in Vegas go make hot and heavy eye contact” and they flirted over poker????? And everyone shipped them so hard except for Linus who was having a sexuality crisis while simultaneously having an authority crisis.

(via uzmama)

troy, fury, once upon a time in hollywood, ughhhhh

liking fight club is bad because after a while you can recognize brad pitt by his tits alone

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH HE'S SO SO SO NERVOUS NOOOOOOO MY BABY

*momomon theme playing on loop*