You Guys Will Not Believe Who Came Through My Shop

Wu oh.

@salticid​ you’re amazing and I love ur cryptic spambot convo I hope u like this!!

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oh god one hour i’m gonna throw up im so excited

Suddenly have to drive 8+ hours last minute guess I'm listening to derelict now... The TMAGP hiatus is already getting to me

Moira doodles

gently wish to suggest that kissing your ether addicted ex-coworker on your mother's deathbed might not be romantic or sexual at all and may in fact be the product of being a woman on a mission to reclaim every single fucking thing your bosses have ever stolen from you, including the normalcy of being able to have a childhood crush and daydreaming about how you and your 8-year-old colleague met over a vat of sweet vitriol just like your god/hero kier and his industrious wife imogene. perhaps you are not horny for a dude but are in mourning for the futures you both lost to corporate greed, the futures that were stolen from every person in your cold and desolate hometown, which you were forced to leave behind before you were 13 so that you could be groomed into middle management. perhaps you are hell bent on righting every wrong, even this one, however silly it seems in the moment.

Bro I fucking love the DB Cooper case nothing about this whole situation sounds real. None of the passengers on the plane realized they were being hijacked until the plane landed two hours after it was supposed to and the fbi showed up with suitcases full of money. The note about the bomb almost went unnoticed because the flight attendant thought she was being sexually harassed so she didn't read it. One of the main suspects was the first trans woman in Washington to have a sex change operation. A reporter who was so dead set on his suspect that he brought him to court was so upset about being wrong that he went catatonic and was treated with electroshock therapy and it WORKED. There's been multiple "I'm DB Cooper" death confessions. He never even SAID his name was DB Cooper. Either he got away with a million bucks in today's money and the most iconic and harmless crime American history or he impaled himself on a pine tree while falling a zillion miles an hour in the dark while clutching duffel bags full of cash and either option is equally hilarious. He wore a clip on tie. He committed an act of sky piracy. What in the fucking looney toons

*gripping my hands so hard on a young trans persons shoulders that their bones are about to break*

do not log on to 4chan.com. do not get involved in passing olympics. you will always lose. do not put afab/amab/tma/tme in your bio, that is cisgender society trying to know your “real” gender. you do not exist to please cisgender people. there is no ‘right’ way to be trans. learn your goddamn history, listen to your elders. listen to other disenfranchised groups. listen to intersex people and check yourself for intersexism. listen to trans poc and check yourself for racism. listen to disabled people and check yourself for ableism. be open to learning always. labels are meant to fit you, not the other way around. you are not weird or predatory for simply being attracted to others. you’re fine if you’re not a skinny white twink or a barbie doll. you’re fine if your body is ‘weird’. you’re fine if you don’t have heavy or any dysphoria. it’s okay if you actually don’t want to transition or anything like that. life is worth living at any stage, you deserve to be happy. I SWEAR THAT YOU ARE OKAY!!!!!

hi im so sorry if this is annoying but im still thinking about the fathom fanart it's so !!! eva graff you horrible awful lady i love her so much

RIGHTTTT SHES SO AWFUL OMGGGG I NEED TO CHEW HERRR‼️‼️ Thank you btwww 😭 I'm brainrotting rn and I've got to where to go so I have to manifest my own Derelict Fathom content 🥲 Def more to come, something about small fandoms are also just so charming so I'm excited to share and help grow the content and fandom!!!

Also hiiii!!! I've seen you on a lot of derelict content tags and such and now that we're both set to suffer in small fandom hell I think we should be friends :]]]]]]

Also also, if you have any brain worm doodle ideas PLEASE SHARE‼️ TOGETHER we can create a fandom!! Lol

Can't wait to replay peak today 🔥🔥🔥