HOE DID U JUST TWIST THE KNIFE ?!?!!????????

Hi hello 911 I’ve just been stabbed in the heart a million times can u send an ambulance

If this is how it’s gonna be I’m out, I can’t relive this again

I refuse

Please I need a happy ending

RON WEASLEY GUYS

The best most canon divergent my brain has been but please guys hear me out i

Okay so we all know the things that Harry, Ron and Hermione had to do to get to the sorcerer’s stone in the first book. Devils Snare, the key, the riddle and Wizarding Chess. We know that the Chess set was the work of Professor Mcgonagall, and assuming the protections were meant to work that means that Mcgonagall would have to have been an incredible chess player. Not above average, like GrandMaster level player. Given this when Ron beats McGonagall she is taken aback. Only 3 other people have beaten her, Albus, Severus and Tom Riddle. She takes to playing chess with Ron in the nights following in the common room (Ron doesn’t sleep at all until Harry wakes up and is back in the dorm). She has not beaten him. At the end of year feast when Dumbledore awards him points for the “best chess game Hogwarts have ever seen” the Slytherins and Ravenclaws are utterly ill. Throughout the rest of his Hogwarts career Ron is challenged by more and more students to play chess, Theo Nott, loses to him and the Slytherin students begin to look at him differently. Half of the Ravenclaws in their year watch in awe as he swiftly beats Parma. It continues like this through his time at Hogwarts, he has never lost. The Slytherin students begin to see his cunning mins, right after he beats Pucey, who is infamous for thinking 20 steps ahead. When Ron beats Marietta Edgecombe the Ravenclaws begin to follow him, they watch nearly all of his matches and take notes, completely ignoring the 5 pave paper due tomorrow. After Ron has beaten all of the students Snape (who has been listening to the whispers in the Slytherin common room) challenges him. The whole school watches with bated breath. It is well known that Snape has only ever lost to two people: Dumbledore and Voldemort. McGonagall promises him 15 Knuts if he wins, she can’t contain the shame any longer.

The ensuing chess match takes place over the span of several days, Snape is frequently writing late notes for the students who wish to see it. Other teachers are arriving to their respective classes late. Every time the game is paused Dumbledore casts the anti-tampering ward. This continues for nearly a week, Ron wins. Snape has never respected a Gryffindor more in his life (he is doubly harsh on him in potions, you beat one of the best players in the nation and you mean to tell me your potion is still bubbling??[Ron knows that Snape is seeing him, he just smiles and tweets for a few minutes before a perfect potion is bottled{Snape keeps them in his personal store]}) Eventually Ron is set to play Dumbledore, he is utterly terrified. Soon enough the match is the talk of Wizards across the nation, the Weasley family are all overjoyed for him, win or lose. The game begins and reporters from the Daily Prophet are there, Ron almost cracks, almost In the end after a week and a half Dumbledore’s eyes twinkle, with renewed vigor as he forfeits. Word gets out to Voldemort- he immediately tries to recruit Ron as a Death Eater. Every time Ron rejects him Voldemort sends an increasingly expensive and rare gift. Eventually Ron says if Voldemort vows to not hurt Harry that he will play him in chess, just once. The winner decides their own boon. The world is watching with baited breath as the best chess player and one of the most calculating minds in a century take the stage.The game lasts fornearly 2 weeks, a peace settles over the UK that has not been since Voldemort rose in that grave. The two declare a tie. No body wins, but Voldemort does realize that the war has become far too brutish.

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5 months ago

NOBODY FUCKING MOVE.

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1 month ago

MASTERLIST

hope you enjoy <3

!! = my favs

# = smut

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LANDO NORRIS

do not disturb

just friends

don’t cry over spilt coffee

thigh highs

we’re live

worship me

he’s sick of it

who?

bikini ties

that kiddish grin

want me in red !! #

silverware !!

series

trouble pt.1

trouble pt.2

trouble pt.3

across the hall pt.1

‘24⤵️

rule no.1 !!

take it off

obviously oblivious

go out with me !!

life imitates art

the booth

winning kiss

a type of love

drunk thoughts

they don’t know it

cassanova

ok put my number !!

call me whenever

let them see

six times too many (or just enough?)

walk me like a runway

looking good

your initials on my hat

drown it out

meet me in the library

slim pickins

hide your name not your team

curb flirting !!

doomed for one another

unconventional

tattooed on my body

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series!

cat parents - pt.1

cat parents - pt.2

cat parents - pt.3

messy - pt.1 !!

messy - pt.2 !!

savior - pt.1

savior - pt.2

alls fair in love and war - pt.1

alls fair in love and war - pt.2

alls fair in love and war pt.3

alls fair in love and war pt.4

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smau!

2 hands

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requests!

ill and annoyed

careful

you and i

caught

k i s s i n g

prick and a tease

new doo

act of peace

fuck with my head

hate me

c’mere

FRANCO COLAPINTO

that pretty blonde

‘24⤵️

good side

getaway

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requests

comfortable !!

jealously

yell and fly

he can understand

KIMI ANTONELLI

like a dream !!

the first person

little sisters are unknowingly great match makers !

swinging around

i knew it !!

in the way !!

‘24⤵️

for the plot

fireworks

tell me if you hate me

dragged and dripping !!

three days. two confessions.

LANDOSCAR

marks on your body

APRIL FOOLS SPECIAL ‘25 ln4, ka12, fc43, op81!

CHRISTMAS SPECIAL ‘24 ln4, ka12.

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3 years ago

I'm not against superstar or well known actors in the Percy Jackson series. I would actually encourage it. but only under specific circumstances.

the demigods all have to be unknown kids because that's who they are the demigods aren't some mighty heroes of song, they're kids trying to survive in the modern world.

The gods on the other hand... now that's where you put the superstars. The names and faces everyone recognizes. The actors that always look so good that it's almost not human.

imagine watching a show with kids trying their best to act but child actors are only so good, they have acne, their scrawny their voice breaks here and there. And contrast that with putting a professional actor as a god. They look flawless, they're acting is flawless, and they have that air of better than you around them.

I want to see a dingy elevator full of sweaty tourists in the Hoover damn contrasted by Gal Gadot, flawless hair and makeup giving the tour. Henry Cavill all perfect cheekbones in a suit suggesting he will blast Percy before the profecy comes true. Morgan Freeman telling grover to take care of the wild.

not to mention that there is only one man on earth I would trust to play the god of revelry, wine, and parties. because if we don't get jack black as Dionysus we riot.

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7 months ago

"And if you stop baiting every interracial couple with undeniable chemistry, who will racist stans hate on because they can't comprehend their attractive white male lead with a women of color, Nickelodeon"

"Oh thats not-"

"No in a sense that!"

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3 months ago

ITS MARCH YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS