The #cursedcatalastor Is All Over Twitter So Alastor Is Making Good Use Of His New Army 😌

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Orin didn’t actually die from his gas mask just happening to break right at the exact moment that Seymour tried to kill him. What actually happened is that Seymour initially chickened out of killing him, tried to convince him to leave Audrey alone, and got laughed at because Orin was high on nitrous oxide. Orin suddenly lunged at him to get his gun, and he shot him due to an itchy trigger finger, somehow managing to kill the worst person of all time in an incredibly cowardly way. He then blocked out the memory and pretended that he had actually died because his gas mask broke. This isn’t that implausible when you consider that he clearly backed Mr. Mushnik towards the plant on purpose for several seconds and then pretended like he didn’t mean for that to happen (sure, bud.) When this is combined with the extreme convenience (and, let's be honest, lameness) of Orin just happening to die right at that exact moment, the interpretation that he actually did kill Orin seems surprisingly plausible.

happy letpapyrussayfuck day. he did arson

Imagine..

Little Shop of Psychological Horrors

Luigi voices the thoughts of the entire Super Mario fandom.

A lil joke I thought of based on the movie’s trailer, the world’s combined horniness for Bowser, and that sweet sweet Bowuigi uwu

That last one is a lil treat because someone in my stream’s chat said Bowser looked like the “Cover them up slut” meme and I put way too much effort into making it happen. xD

BLLOOOUUUOUUGHGHGHHHIIIOOOGUUUGHHHHBBBRBBRRRRRBROROUUUOOOUUUUUGHHGHGBLLBLBLBLBLRRRBOOUOUOUUUUUUUUGH

#this one of the many things i quote on a daily basis and no one gets it

cannot stop thinking about the "I'm slick as a brick" blooper literally my favourite Remus moment ever and it's not even canon

Happiest bastard on earth right here

all rise for our international holiday

#no i think the houseplants WANT your skin

... That is just a straight up picture of Audrey 2 dear article. When she is done with you you will not have skin.

Alastor realizes he got his ass beat by Lucifer's boy toy