Eat A Nickel

gum works better. but you might get charged like that one person did. car got damaged via gum wad. cybertruck loses to gum. cybertruck 0 - gum 1

Me when I'm throwing cheese slices at the local cybertuck

this life >>>

holy fucking shit it’s sonic the hedgehod

Being a lesbian named Fisher is so hard. I'm Fish. women want me. I'm scared all the time

so kyle probably knows some hebrew right?

does he ever just speak it because the other three can’t understand it?

i find characters that have distinct ways of talking whether it’s their behavior/dialect or inflection extremely interesting

like i can tell it’s them by the dialog or inflection alone even if it’s not their voice

like it’s the guy! it’s you! i can’t see you but you’re the guy!

“How long have you been doing this?”

A WHILE - and i intend to continue for multiple hours

I don’t know what the fuck just happened - but my post about the Minecraft chats thing suddenly is being liked and reblogged an immense amount compared to everything else I’ve done; this is not what I want the internet to remember me for.

How are these both top Minecraft group chats? And why is the sexy one so much more popular??? Why is this what the internet has brought me today????? Why did this have to happen? I’m confused and not very surprised,,,

DO YOU HAVE A FURSONAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Cause like I sawwwwwww you talking about furrys that would Be SO COOL . . .

I personally wouldn’t call myself a furry.

However.

I technically did make up a fursona once-

I’m not really apart of that community myself, but I’ve looked into it before; both because I have been friends with people who were furries, and because I like looking into communities online for fun. That and when making an alien species - Furries can give you a surprising amount of good advice.

I made a fursona as a “what if” scenario once while watching some videos furry horror stories. (Made by furries - It wasn’t anti-furry content - It was just talking about some scary stuff that happened in the past like the patched stuffed animal fursuit guy.) I never did make an actual drawing of the fursona in question, but I did sketch it out once. It was a moth with a dark green color scheme and formal accessories if I recall correctly. I don’t think I’d ever make or get an actual fursuit of it, but designing one for fun was entertaining to me. (like deciding on what features to keep from the original animal, and what to change for that slightly cartoonish vibe fursuits/fursonas tend to have.)

Unfortunately, I don’t know where that sketch is though since that was a long while ago? If I find it I’ll post it I guess?

TDLR: Technically yes, but I’m not a furry-

Have you ever been like, high or drunk before? You seem like you would have some funny stories or something.

Well I’ve got asthma, so I’ve never been high. I have been drunk once, and I went through a surgery and was on pain meds for a long while, but it turns out that I really don’t like the feeling of being intoxicated?? Like everyone talks so positively about it, but it just feels awful to me? My brain just despises not having clarity I guess? Thank whatever that I have a high pain tolerance cus I got off those surgery opioids as quick as possible-

Though when I was drunk that one time I hopped onto a minecraft server with a friend of mine and just started talking about “who let the dogs out” or something and teleported a bunch of wolves to the nether I think? I don’t remember the details very clearly.

also most alcohol tastes horrid and im chaotic enough without it, so ig im just the designated driver forever

a dilf is not a dilf if he’s shitty to his children