Hi

lately ive been bedridden with a terrible case of i dont wanna

i want floor time but floor cold

me after getting called out on tumblr for calling someone a faggot

Hot take: Westley is way too dramatic and Extra ™ to not be bisexual.

One of my favorite thing I’ve learned about animals studies is that you should avoid using colorful leg bands when you’re banding birds because you can accidentally completely skew the data because female birds prefer males with colorful bands

Apparently if you put a red band on a male red wing blackbird his harem size can double

So like you can completely frick up the natural reproduction of a group of birds by giving a guy a bracelet so stylish that females CANNOT resist him

in mesopotamia there were no 'cover letters' or 'curriculum vitaes'. there were just, pots.

James: Yeah, I promise I would never hurt Reggie no matter what. I would never be able to forgive myself even if I did.

Sirius: Hm.. alright

James: So we got that all sorted out?

Sirius: Haha, you wish. That was only part one, now you have to pass the test.

James: Test! What test??

Sirius: *lights go out and kahoot music starts* Question 1/50: What was his favorite stuffed animal growing up?

hey check this out *dies in front of you in every universe*

i'm over here wishing i had an ipad so i could do digital art, also knowing that i damn well have enough money for one but my parents will be like 'wtf why do you have so much money' because they don't know that i sell art at my school and get a lot of money off of it because how gory and weird the art is and they prolly won't want me drawing that kind of stuff