HAPPY Late BIRTHDAY DECEIT
HAPPY late BIRTHDAY DECEIT
now time for snake puns
A woman tried to order an exotic snake online, but was surprised to find that when the package arrived, it contained only feathered scarves.
Looks like they boa cons tricked her.
What is a snake’s favorite dance?
The Mamba.
What did the snake give to his S/O?
A goodnight hiss
Why was the snake mad at the jewel thief?
Because he wanted his diamondback
What does an exhibitionist snake wear to the beach?
A pythong.
What do you call a snake with no clothes on?
Snaked.
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Joan Stans will rise
Reblog if you have a great appreciation for Joan
You comment on my post right
i guess idk i comment on a lot of posts
sorry
Sander Sides If they weren't played by Thomas in a dream cast
Jack mcbrayer as Patton
Keith Habesburger as Logan
Cole Sprouse as Virgil
Jonathan Groff as Roman
John Mulany as Janus
Robert Sheenan as Remus
Anyone else have ideas for who could play the sides well? Obviously Thomas is the MASTER of embodying all of them, but it's fun to think about.
This is so fucking beautiful
anyone please ask your crush out like this
This is by far one of the cutest things on the planet
so cute
goodnight everyone (:
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the countdown writers/artists shouldve given donna, kyle, and jason matching starry costumes
god i need these so bad
I thought the titanic was real but then I realized ‘how are they getting footage of those old people accepting fate’, this must be fake
update:drones
