I'm Slowly Getting Back Online… Staying Away From Here Is A Lot Harder Than You Can Imagine, Really.

real

*sighs* alright lizard that lives in my skull, the faster we do the dishes the faster we can go back to the safe and warm bed and conk out.

IN COURT! See you there sucker!!! MUWHAHAH

I deliberately did not write any cutesy SF stories because you were feeling feral… I deserve a reward for holding my heart, watching from the sidelines, and waiting for SF to get torn up…

I can't do sh*t. I've not been granted custody of my adoptive child yet. You, on the other hand, have full custody of the child. Therefore, I cannot do a thing.

~🫐 Anon

that’s not how it works here

if you want something you fight me for it

Bad things/violence sf has surprisingly not experienced (a compulsive list I made)

cigarette burns

tortured in a chair (but has been tied to one)

impaled

gagged (but has been muted in other ways)

tortured with pliers, nails, screws, drills or other tools (but he has been tortured with saws)

attacked by fully feral animals (but he has been mauled by intelligent feral/anthro characters)

experimented on/used as a test subject

stitched/sewn incorrectly

exposed nerves (but he has nerve damage)

struck by a vehicle

cooked/been prepared as food (but has been treated like food and eaten raw/alive)

sacrificed

probably other things I can’t think of right now

What?- 😭

Dunno what you talking about-

Bad things/violence sf has surprisingly not experienced (a compulsive list I made)

cigarette burns

tortured in a chair (but has been tied to one)

impaled

gagged (but has been muted in other ways)

tortured with pliers, nails, screws, drills or other tools (but he has been tortured with saws)

attacked by fully feral animals (but he has been mauled by intelligent feral/anthro characters)

experimented on/used as a test subject

stitched/sewn incorrectly

exposed nerves (but he has nerve damage)

struck by a vehicle

cooked/been prepared as food (but has been treated like food and eaten raw/alive)

sacrificed

probably other things I can’t think of right now

RAGH I LOVE THEM SM!!!

gays

He scored himself a kid. Lucky bastard. (P.s. I still want the adoption papers…)

Teddy doodles for The Consumers

Heyyyyy the boops are cute and all ^^ but- while you're clicking that boop button. Why not click for Palestine as well? It helps alot, keep eyes on Palestine!

Happy Halloween to those who celebrate! and never forget from river to sea, Palestine will be free!

YEAH SURE, BUDDY, WHY DOES IT HAVE YOUR NAME, HUH? EXPLAIN THAT.

EXPOSING @f3ntime

STOP I'M CRYING- SF IN THE POUCH- AAAA I need to draw that or I'm gonna unalive myself by jumping off a building.

Teddy doodles for The Consumers